Chris Taylor: .108/.167/.215 since August 27th
Max Muncy: .176/.248/.412 since August 21st
Cody Bellinger: .161/.238/.302 all season long
Justin Turner: .225/.302/.364 since August 4th
Pitcher's spot
At least some of us are smart enough to be aware of how unimpressive a significant chunk of our lineup has been in the last several weeks. It's not exactly what you'd expect from a championship caliber team. Call it for what it is.
Future Hall of Shamers:
(1) B.A.L.C.O. Barroids (2) Mark McJuicer (3) Jose Chem-seco (4) Rafael Palmeiroids (5) Ken Chem-initi (6) Jason Gi-andro (7) Ryan Fraud (8) Muscle Melk (9) Woman-Ram (10) Shammy Sosa (11) Roger Clear-mens (12) A-Roid (13) Ryan HGHoward