If you were a burglar...

[statquo]

but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims, what are you stealing?

Plate inside the microwave
Vegetable drawers in the fridge
Remote controller
Cell phone charger


What else...?

[goingfor28]

All footwear except for sandals/flip flops.

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[MidwestJimmy]

All footwear except for sandals/flip flops.

If you steal footwear from a woman and they find you, she will demand your execution.

My answer to the question would be a bag of cotton balls.

This thread reminds me of a true story. In the late 80s in the building I worked in (in Rockford IL), a burglar broke in and tied up the security guard. The intruder politely apologized multiple times to the guard for having to do that to him. You could call him the gentleman bandit.

[koldjerky]

All the door handle latches


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[BSF101]

Underwear because I want the owners to freak out when they can’t find any.

[Nunuu]

Underwear because I want the owners to freak out when they can’t find any.

The burglar might freak when he cant find any to start with.

[Nunuu]

1 from each pair of socks. forks and spoons.

[PackerBum9786]

all the vowels off the computer keyboard

all the bulbs out of their lamps

the shower head

[PatEwingNBAJam]

The cushion that goes inside of shoes
Perhaps shoe laces as well
Id probably take all the batteries from the remotes
And maybe just the caps that go on milk, orange juice, soda etc.

[Pierzynski4Prez]

I would go into each TV and sign out of all of the apps used (Netflix, Hulu, etc.). Nothing worse than having to login again using a TV remote to type in your username/password.

If they had a toaster, I would turn the knob on it all the way to 10 so the next time they use it they get burnt toast.

[CharlieWex]

I would steal an Oatmeal biscuit

[mike_noodles]

Change the password on their router and wifi.

[PackerBum9786]

Change the password on their router and wifi.

that would be cruel. I could just see the chaos that would ensue

[crewfan13]

I know I'm very late to the party on this, but remove all the labels of any canned goods they may have in the house and mix them around.

[techsquad2]

Your independence is clearly shown by the numerology "7171 angel number twin flame". Once you have made a decision, you do not appreciate anyone trying to change your mind. As a result, it's hard for you to let other people dictate your every move.