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  1. #1
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    If you were a burglar...

    but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims, what are you stealing?

    Plate inside the microwave
    Vegetable drawers in the fridge
    Remote controller
    Cell phone charger


    What else...?


    The Lost Boys of PSD

  2. #2
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    All footwear except for sandals/flip flops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goingfor28 View Post
    All footwear except for sandals/flip flops.
    If you steal footwear from a woman and they find you, she will demand your execution.

    My answer to the question would be a bag of cotton balls.

    This thread reminds me of a true story. In the late 80s in the building I worked in (in Rockford IL), a burglar broke in and tied up the security guard. The intruder politely apologized multiple times to the guard for having to do that to him. You could call him the gentleman bandit.

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    All the door handle latches


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    I don't consider Brand New indie. I consider them ****ing awesome and don't belong to a genre.

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    Underwear because I want the owners to freak out when they canít find any.

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BSF101 View Post
    Underwear because I want the owners to freak out when they canít find any.
    The burglar might freak when he cant find any to start with.

  7. #7
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    1 from each pair of socks. forks and spoons.

  8. #8
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    all the vowels off the computer keyboard

    all the bulbs out of their lamps

    the shower head

  9. #9
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    The cushion that goes inside of shoes
    Perhaps shoe laces as well
    Id probably take all the batteries from the remotes
    And maybe just the caps that go on milk, orange juice, soda etc.

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    I would go into each TV and sign out of all of the apps used (Netflix, Hulu, etc.). Nothing worse than having to login again using a TV remote to type in your username/password.

    If they had a toaster, I would turn the knob on it all the way to 10 so the next time they use it they get burnt toast.

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    I would steal an Oatmeal biscuit

  12. #12
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    Change the password on their router and wifi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_noodles View Post
    Change the password on their router and wifi.
    that would be cruel. I could just see the chaos that would ensue

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    I know I'm very late to the party on this, but remove all the labels of any canned goods they may have in the house and mix them around.

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    Your independence is clearly shown by the numerology "7171 angel number twin flame". Once you have made a decision, you do not appreciate anyone trying to change your mind. As a result, it's hard for you to let other people dictate your every move.

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