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  1. #1
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    Just for laughs: Come up with your own silly conspiracy theory.

    A lot has been said lately about the bizarre conspiracy theories coming from the right wing, especially the QAnon freaks. Let's have some fun and make up some ridiculous conspiracy theories of our own (but they probably won't be as dumb as the actual beliefs of QAnon). Here's some of mine:

    During the 2020 Presidential Election, many of the ballots in Georgia were counted by The Count, a muppet from the children's show "Sesame Street", because he likes to count things. Being a vampire, The Count is from Transylvania, a state in Romania. And we all know Romania is part of the Communist Iron Curtain.

    Men really did land on the moon in 1969. But Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin never stepped out of the Eagle lunar lander because they were afraid there might be crater monsters. The footage of them walking around on the moon was filmed in a warehouse.

    The coronavirus was intentionally let loose by the people who write touching public service announcements that point out the importance of family during the pandemic. They needed the work.

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    That Jeffery Epstien was murdered to keep him from testifying against other powerful people.

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    Micro trackers have been added to the Covid vaccines. The government can now immediately identify the exact GPS location of every vaccinated person in the country. Trackers also have the ability to emit electrical signals to our hearts, so they can also choose to eliminate us at any time they choose.
    gotta love 'referential' treatment

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiteWolf View Post
    Trackers also have the ability to emit electrical signals to our hearts, so they can also choose to eliminate us at any time they choose.
    LOL. That actually sounds like a good science fiction movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidwestJimmy View Post
    LOL. That actually sounds like a good science fiction movie.
    2 of my favorite movies of recent years are The Kingsmen movies.

    gotta love 'referential' treatment

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    All the ones I come up with sound too plausible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoots View Post
    All the ones I come up with sound too plausible.
    Well then you just need to think more creatively!

    A government employee has discovered that the cause of the tensions between Dems and Reps is a race of extraterrestrial insects eating the brains of the politicians and taking control of the government.

    Oh wait, that's the premise of the show BrainDead
    gotta love 'referential' treatment

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    MAGA (Make America Great Again) must have really been MAWA (Make America White Again).


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    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialFNK View Post
    MAGA (Make America Great Again) must have really been MAWA (Make America White Again).

    Your life is straight up dedicated to defending Donald Trump. Talk about sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialFNK View Post
    MAGA (Make America Great Again) must have really been MAWA (Make America White Again).

    lol

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    This virus was purposely created and spread by the chinese.

    They have developed a married technology between computer chips and viral RNA.

    Everyone infected by the virus or who takes the vaccine is now being officially tracked by the Chinese govt.

    These are the microchips everyone was talking about.

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    Impossible to come up with a sillier conspiracy than QAnon. Why even try?
    HELLO

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    The Democrats care about the people that elect them and wish them better lives under their control....oh wait.
    My Ignore List: bklynny67, nastynice, OhSoSlick, spliff(TONE), zmaster52

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    Right-wing humor is so good You guys are killing it! Keep 'em coming!
    HELLO

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManRam View Post
    Right-wing humor is so good You guys are killing it! Keep 'em coming!
    Seriously. Such a hoot!

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