All The Receipts: Lakers Championship Edition

[Lakers + Giants]

2018
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Paul George just fimed a 3 part series, that **** should be on Brazzers the way he ****ed the lakers. Wow, so disrespectful lmfaooooo nobody wants to play in LA. RIP LeBron to Lakers.

Lebron is going to Philly or Houston, no way he chooses Lakers unless he wants to retire there and make movies.

Lebron Signs with Lakers. He's there to retire, Basketball is not on his mind, he bamboozled the Lakers and cares only about his brand.

The Day Magic Quit. This shows how toxic the Lakers organization is. LeBron is destroying the franchise and even the guy that signed him is leaving, wow!

Lakers don't have the assets to trade for AD, he's going to Boston for sure, no way he ends up on the Lakers with their sorry *** package.



2019 OFFSEASON
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Lakers trade for AD. OMFGZ Lakers got ripped the **** off, cant believe they traded ALL THAT for AD, he's injury prone af and puts up empty stats!

LMFAOOOOO Pelinka is a ****in moron, he doesn't even know how the cap works, dude legit thought he had a chance at a 3rd star.

AD will never waive his trade kicker, Laker fans think he's going to give up guaranteed money to have better a better team? That's his money, and he'll never give it up.

AD Waived the kicker?! What for?! It's not like they can even open up cap space for a 3rd star. Lmfaoo their FO is so ****in stupid.

Kawhi signs with the Clippers. LOLOLOL LOLKERS are idiots, they waited on Kawhi and he went to the better LA team. PG & Kawhi are the best defensive duo since MJ & Pippen. Super team af with Lou, Trez, Bev, PG & Kawhi. Jerry West ****s the lakers yet again!

Lakers re-sign KCP. LMFAOOOO What the **** are they doing, 8 Million a year to a guy who can't shoot or defend? Fake *** 3&D player only getting paid because he's a Klutch Client.

OMFGGGGG now they sign Avery Bradley?! HAHAHAHA Dude is ****in Washed! Dude can't defend for **** and lakers are just looking through the clippers trash at this point.

Rondo back in LA!? Playoff Rondo?!? lmfaoooo he hasn't been relevant since the KG Celtics day, WTF are lakers doing?!

Demarcus Cousins?! Lakers are desperate af, they're really just signing people just to please AD huh?

Cousins gets injured. Tough break for the Lakers Cousins could've been amazing next to AD!

Lakers sign Dwight. 2012 all over again. DWIGHT?!!?! Lmfaooo did lakers not see Faried and Noah are available. Pelinka strikes again, ****in idiot.



PRESEASON
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IDK How lakers are even a top 4 team in the west, they have AD Bron and trash.

Kawhi about to load manage and have a better record than the try hard *** lakers. It's going to be so funny to watch!

How the hell is AD going to play with Lebron? AD is going to struggle to mesh with lebron, LeBron is not easy to play with. You see Kawhi and PG? They joined a system thats ready for em. it will be so easy to integrate them without any issues.



REGULAR SEASON
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LMFAOOOOO Lakers just lost the opening game to the PG-less Clips. Kawhi is the real king of LA. did you see his LA (SD) Commercial! The real king of LA IS HERE!

Bro, Lakers win 50 games max, AD is going to miss half the games due to injury. Bron is old af.

Lakers have their best start in franchise history. LMFAO laker fans really think they're good? They're beating all the easy *** teams.

Laker fans have the best record vs sub .500 teams? Lmfaooo see it's confirmed they beat the bad teams but struggle vs the good teams.

Lakers have the best record vs teams above .500. Well, it's not like it matters, they lost to the 2 teams that matter most 0-2 vs the clips and 0-1 vs milwaukee, Thats what matters!

Lakers beat Clips and Bucks on back to back nights. LMFAOOOO look at laker fans, getting all excited over regular season victories. Lets see that in the playoffs



THE BUBBLE (SEEDING GAMES)
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OMFG Lakers are so ****ed. Kawhi was able to rest and so was PG.

Giannis healed from his injury as well. Now we're ready for LAC vs MIL

Have you seen how the Lakers look?! lmfaoooo the bubble showing they cant win at all. This team is going to get upset for sure!

Lakers really struggled to beat the clips. It's not really 2-2 vs the clips its still 1-2 lets keep it real. Bron got a lucky put back and TREZ and Lou will save the Clips in the playoffs.



PLAYOFFS
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Lakers are facing the best 8 seed ever. Portland and Dame time are about to upset the Lakers. Chuck is guaranteeing it too. ****'s so obvious.

Blazers win game 1. Blazers will sweep. Laker fans really thought their bubble trouble was them just coasting cuz they locked the first seed?! Delusional af.

Zach Collins would give AD so much trouble, Lakers are lucky he and Ariza are out.

Lakers end the Blazers in 5. LMFAO. Can't believe laker fans are excited over beating the 8th seed. It was obvious they were going to win. Houston will destroy the lakers.

Rockets win game 1. Talk your **** russ! I ****in knew this small ball team would **** on the lakers. they proved it in their final matchup. AD got clowned by tucker.

Lakers end the Rockets in 5. Are Laker fans really excited about beating a team with no center? Cmon Tucker is good defensively but he was a cake walk for AD. He wont do that vs TREZ.

Clippers are up 3-1. Holy ****, Lakers are in trouble. The battle of LA is here and we're about to see the lakers get slaughtered!

Denver wins in 7. Joker looked unstoppable, if Kawhi and PG couldn't guard him Lakers are cooked. Plus Joker is going to go off on AD!

Lakers up 3-1. LMFAOOOO Lakers are stupid. Nuggets have em right where they want em!

Lakers end it in 5. Eh, it's not like this title counts anyway. Huge *** asterisk. Who cares about this mickey mouse ring.


THE FINALS
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Crowder, Iggy and Butler hold LeBron to his lowest averages. Lakers are so ****ed. Plus Bam instead of Theis on AD. RIP Lakers.


Lakers dominate game 1. OMFG Bam and Dragic got hurt the lakers are so lucky.

Heat win game 3. Lakers 2-1. Jimmy just made lebron his *****! The king doesn't want that smoke. It should be Miami 2-1 right now!

Lakers win game 4. Miami would still be up 3-1 if Dragic or Bam were healthy.

Miami wins game 5. Jimmy is the real FMVP. Lebron doesn't want that smoke. I thought Lakers wearing Mamba jerseys was a guaranteed win. LOL!




TODAY:
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2020 OFFSEASON
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Mickey mouse ring. Asterisk af. Who cares.

Stay mad.

[sacgiants1213]

[Iron24th]

Proving every haters wrong like we always did

Do the LT

[IKnowHoops]

Gonna be a long short offseason for a lot a folks. Lakers + Bron = most haters in sports history. Come one come all. It’s happening again next season too.

[CELTICS4LYFE]

Great post! Lol

[R. Johnson#3]

In 2018 it wasn't Magic who quit. It was LeBron?

[mightybosstone]

Some of this is valid, but some of this feels a little over the top. I think once the Lakers got AD, most NBA fans looked at that duo and legitimately feared them on paper. And when they won a million games and dominated the West earlier in the year, I doubt there were a lot of fans out there thinking the Lakers were going to get bumped in the first round or anything.

Prior to AD's arrival, there was a lot of criticism, and that criticism was valid. And once we got to the bubble, and they were playing like trash, that criticism was valid, too. But this is not some underdog franchise and team that you're making it out to be. Anytime you have two top 5 players on the same team, you're going to be a legit contender to win it all.

[Oefarmy2005]

Some of this is valid, but some of this feels a little over the top. I think once the Lakers got AD, most NBA fans looked at that duo and legitimately feared them on paper. And when they won a million games and dominated the West earlier in the year, I doubt there were a lot of fans out there thinking the Lakers were going to get bumped in the first round or anything.

Prior to AD's arrival, there was a lot of criticism, and that criticism was valid. And once we got to the bubble, and they were playing like trash, that criticism was valid, too. But this is not some underdog franchise and team that you're making it out to be. Anytime you have two top 5 players on the same team, you're going to be a legit contender to win it all.

Absolutely on point.
Side Note: I hate the Lakers and love Lebron, so it's a bittersweet day for me.

[IKnowHoops]

Man where is Tre digs when I need him. Lebron makes him eat his words again. Tre, wherever you are, here’s looking at you kid!

[RaiderLakersA's]

17 is sweet, but 18 will be even better. I may not get to the mountain top with you, but let's hope it doesn't take 10 years to see it come to fruition.

Someone please start a thread on what the Lakers can do in FA in order to get better and repeat next season.

[mrblisterdundee]

Seventeen Lakers championships. Now Los Angeles is only five behind Boston!

[blams]

Seventeen Lakers championships. Now Los Angeles is only five behind Boston!

Lakers are tied with Boston.

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[Iron24th]

Seventeen Lakers championships. Now Los Angeles is only five behind Boston!

So boston has 22...in your head.

[Redrum187]

LG, you're going to make Iggy ragequit with this post.

[Iggie]

LG, you're going to make Iggy ragequit with this post.

Why’s that?