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  1. #241
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShadow42 View Post


    We were reading about our solar system to our 7 year old tonight when my wife said that she would love to see other planets. My son answered “how are you going to see other planets when you are not even allowed to leave the house?” He said it matter of factly but we laughed out arses off.
    Haha nice one, kids are very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShadow42 View Post


    We were reading about our solar system to our 7 year old tonight when my wife said that she would love to see other planets. My son answered “how are you going to see other planets when you are not even allowed to leave the house?” He said it matter of factly but we laughed out arses off.
    Out of the mouth of kids. Lol

    They speak literally and that's how they see it.

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    This place is dead. Did all you mother****ers get the carona

    Your baby can't do this

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    Real **** tho.. Not even playing, I’ve had a come to Jesus moment in the last couple months. For some reason I kinda like lebron now.. I know, what the ****?!? I had to punch myself in the dick the first time I smiled with one of his dunks

    Your baby can't do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydubb View Post
    This place is dead. Did all you mother****ers get the carona
    Corona is way more dangerous than carona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron24th View Post
    Corona is way more dangerous than carona.
    No doubt no doubt

    Your baby can't do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydubb View Post
    This place is dead. Did all you mother****ers get the carona
    https://youtu.be/3ZbpGZAUpuA

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydubb View Post
    Real **** tho.. Not even playing, I’ve had a come to Jesus moment in the last couple months. For some reason I kinda like lebron now.. I know, what the ****?!? I had to punch myself in the dick the first time I smiled with one of his dunks
    Wow, how things have changed! I can't stand that douchebag now......

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-ballistic View Post
    Wow, how things have changed! I can't stand that douchebag now......
    It was actually a nightmare. When I woke up I realized that I still hate that guy and I went to go take a **** and I used 23 sheets of toilet paper

    Your baby can't do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydubb View Post
    It was actually a nightmare. When I woke up I realized that I still hate that guy and I went to go take a **** and I used 23 sheets of toilet paper
    You could have saved 22 sheets if you followed this method.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowX View Post
    You could have saved 22 sheets if you followed this method.

    Llullz...

    This man is smart af

    Your baby can't do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowX View Post
    You could have saved 22 sheets if you followed this method.

    Won't work for me. I'll be too tempted to stick my finger up my ars.

    "I set my DVR for the Biggest Loser, but it keeps recording Clippers games."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydubb View Post
    It was actually a nightmare. When I woke up I realized that I still hate that guy and I went to go take a **** and I used 23 sheets of toilet paper
    Lol. Okay guys, it's really JayDubb. We can proceed as normal now.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShadow42 View Post
    Won't work for me. I'll be too tempted to stick my finger up my ars.
    That is why you don't shake with the left hand in some cultures. Its the hand with toilet paper stuck in the finger nails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowX View Post
    That is why you don't shake with the left hand in some cultures. Its the hand with toilet paper stuck in the finger nails.
    Lullz.

    When I was on tour in the Middle East, I had to be very careful on how I used my left hand. I am left handed. I even signed stuff in front of the locals with my right hand LOL. I decided to just put my left hand behind me for the duration of the tour since I pissed off a couple of locals by saying hello with my left.

    "I set my DVR for the Biggest Loser, but it keeps recording Clippers games."

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