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    Doug Collins

    1.Why was Doug Collins fired after the 88'-89' season?

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    Because hes black.

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    2. I have no idea. I was one year old.

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    The team with the best player could not break through at the time.

    If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

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    Because you touch yourself at Night.

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    He was caught touching himself to bushy 80s porn

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    The Bulls needed a scape goat at the time. There were high expectations and the Bulls just weren't getting it done. They had lost to the Pistons two years in a row and didn't seem to be getting any better. So they fired him and promoted Phil Jackson. It was funny, because Jackson only got as far as Collins got his first season. It wasn't until a yer later, after guys like Pippen and Grant had developed into quality started, and picked up a couple of young players to add some depth (Armstrong and King).

    Jackson seemed like the logical choice because he already knew the team, and was considered to be key indeveloping younger players. I think Doug Collins had Mike Brown syndrom at the time. He basically just let Jordan have the ball and expected him to win every game, in part because he frankly didn't have the personal to do anything else with.

    He didn't deserve to get fired though, but these things happen.
    Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    Because he heard the refs were blowing fowls.

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    Because he has the same name as me, so I fired that turkey.

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    Because that nice dude that almost everyone seems to have been brainwashed into adoring to the point of wanting to lick his *** wanted his head cut off.
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    I hated when collins was fired. He had the enthusiasm of a player and and brought that courtside every game. I think collins would have won titles with the bulls, but you can't really complain considering the success phil jackson had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJHUFF2000 View Post
    1.Why was Doug Collins fired after the 88'-89' season?
    Because he couldn't cut the mustard.....and the mustard came off the hot dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by douglas View Post
    Because he has the same name as me, so I fired that turkey.
    #gobblegobble!!

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