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  1. #1
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    The Curse of Kwa-may: Part IV

    Kwame James Brown

    Position: Forward
    Height: 6-11 Weight: 270 lbs.
    Born: March 10, 1982 in Charleston, South Carolina
    High School: Glynn Academy in Brunswick, Georgia

    Career averages:
    7.2 Pts
    5.6 Rbs
    0.7 Blks
    .486 FG%
    .589 FT%
    0.000 Hall of Fame Probability

    Drafted by the Washington Wizards in the 1st round, 1st pick, 1st overall of the 2001 NBA draft.

    Official Scouting Report:
    The most gifted player in the draft, Brown is a great athlete with exceptional basketball skills. He can handle the ball like a guard and has a good-looking stroke from 15 to 17 feet. Brown also has good floor vision and passes extremely well. Brown is currently at his best when he faces up and takes people off the dribble using an excellent crossover dribble. Defensively, Brown is a devastating shotblocker with superb leaping ability, timing and reach. Because of his combination of size, strength and skill, Brown is often compared to Chris Webber and Kevin Garnett. At this point, Brown has a much more NBA-ready physique than Garnett had coming out of high school."
    THE Curse:

    You can argue that the Detroit Pistons are now losing games, because they lost their leader in Chauncey Billups. I'm convinced that this is solely the fault of the "Bona-fide Scrub" Kwame Brown. First the Wizards, then the Lakers, Grizzlies, and now the Pistons. Wherever he goes the losing follows him, and it's no coincidence.

    The writer of that scouting report Cursed Kwa-may's entire basketball career...

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    Grizzlies were already losing before Kwame had even been traded there and the reason the Pistons are losing is cuz Joe Dumars channeled Isiah Thomas' spirit and thought Iverson gave them a better shot at the championship than Billups sooooo..........

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    That's why he gets a special spot in my avatar

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    Whoever wrote that scouting report has to be one of the worst scouts ever.

    It was probably MJ.

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    stupid

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    I still think with solid minutes, he can be a pretty decent player. I feel bad for the guy really.

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    wow ..... I can't believe that scouting report

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    Hey, Kareem offered him help, and he said no. That pretty much says everything about him.

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    I think one of the reasons why he hasn't hit his prime or really developed as a player is because the guy has no self confidence, yet has an incredibly gifted body. I still think he can turn it around but he needs to find the right team to play for. Its a wonder why he didn't go to Europe to play because at least his skills would've been more polished and ready for the NBA.

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    HAHAHAHA just has Stephen A. Smith would say it. KWAAAMEEH! BROWHN

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyForLife90 View Post
    I think one of the reasons why he hasn't hit his prime or really developed as a player is because the guy has no self confidence, yet has an incredibly gifted body. I still think he can turn it around but he needs to find the right team to play for. Its a wonder why he didn't go to Europe to play because at least his skills would've been more polished and ready for the NBA.
    or go to college maybe

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    Who wrote that scouting report?????? I have to know so I will never read anything that guy says again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakers4sho View Post
    or go to college maybe


    Or college too. I think he originally intended to go to Florida, but opted for the 2001 draft instead. College ball would've helped him so much but oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DODGERS&LAKERS View Post
    Who wrote that scouting report?????? I have to know so I will never read anything that guy says again.
    http://www.foulshots.com/Analysis/20...htm#KwameBrown

    "By Gene Huh"

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    greatest scouting report ever.

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