Originally Posted by
Jack the Ripper
Gonna follow up this post…
Today, we had a patient in the ER for an “itchy scalp”. When the doctor asked if she had used any shampoos or conditioners that help with dry scalp, she said “no”.
We also had a male patient who said his “ass crack was itchy” and that he had used a conveyer belt to scratch the itch and now has pain. I wish I was making this up.
Last, I just did x-rays on a woman who smashed her finger. The nail was loose. It’s a legitimate reason to come to the ER, but as I’m taking the x-rays, she is taking a selfie of herself crying, because gotta get those Facebook likes.
When I say that people are stupid and you wouldn’t believe some of the stories we all have, this is what I mean.