He could be XX-Man. That way he is gender inclusive.
It's just a life-long struggle for you, isn't it? Before when you said you were up late and would rather be in bed I would have assumed you were doing some sort of respectable work. Now I'm convinced you were working the drive-thru at Jack in the Box. The tacos are bomb, though.
If you're not working, then why are you here and not with your family? :confused:
Oh, are we going to have a pleasant, normal conversation now?