Originally Posted by
fingerbang
One of my buddies was an emt in Brooklyn. The stories are unbelievable. He said they'd deal with the same crackhead lady on a nightly basis. First name basis and all of that. She'd **** her pants, call 911, and then they'd have to go drive out to her and clean her up. The amazing thing is, he said half the time they'd end up picking her up from some dude's house. Hard to imagine someone was actually having sex with that thing.
I asked him what the most ridiculous calls he would get were. He told me it was a code xxx, forget the name, not sure if it was slang or an official code. Essentially, it was to help someone sit up in bed. He said you would never believe how often he had to do this.
I said how much does that cost, and he just laughed and said they're not ****ing paying for it.
He also pointed out that most of the apartments were government housing with incredible waterfront views. :laugh: