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WaDe03
03-02-2018, 11:41 AM
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This is ****ing hilarious lol!

Giannis94
03-02-2018, 11:44 AM
Cavs have a real-life version of animal house going on.

WaDe03
03-02-2018, 11:50 AM
What kind of soup do you think it was?

Hawkeye15
03-02-2018, 11:51 AM
that is so awesome

Giannis94
03-02-2018, 11:52 AM
What kind of soup do you think it was?

Asking the real questions here.

Vinylman
03-02-2018, 11:52 AM
I know I posted it at the deadline when the trades happened but I predicted that JR would become a malcontent when he lost playing time to Hood and Clarkson

As a Laker fan I am hoping the Cavs go on a 10 game skid so that pick gets better and better

jaydubb
03-02-2018, 12:08 PM
I know I posted it at the deadline when the trades happened but I predicted that JR would become a malcontent when he lost playing time to Hood and Clarkson

As a Laker fan I am hoping the Cavs go on a 10 game skid so that pick gets better and better:dance:

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colinskik
03-02-2018, 12:09 PM
What kind of soup do you think it was?

If it was a cream based soup it would probably burn harder than a broth based one. But judging JR on everything we know, Id say hes a basic chicken noodle type of guy.

Scoots
03-02-2018, 12:09 PM
I think a lot of people have had the same idea, JR just acted on it.

Jamiecballer
03-02-2018, 12:17 PM
Im pretty sure it was alphabet

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More-Than-Most
03-02-2018, 12:18 PM
What kind of soup do you think it was?

a guy like JR... hopefully alphabet so his dumbass can learn something.

jaydubb
03-02-2018, 12:18 PM
Was it that the soup wasn't very tasty?

Or was he just pissed that he didn't have enough crackers?

Maybe he was just trying to let his coach try some, and then he simply tripped on his shoe lace when he was going to give some to Damon Jones?

Maybe Jr smith thought that Jones caught on fire so he acted quick to put out the fire?

Maybe Jr smith was practicing his jump shot and was actually trying to shoot the bowl into the trash can but Jones so happened to walk in front of the trash can at that very moment?

In the previous scenario, what if Jones was actually playing defense on Jr smith and blocked the bowl of soup with his face?

So many questions that need to be answered....

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Giannis94
03-02-2018, 12:20 PM
Hmmm so if we had an actualy animal house of NBA players, how would it look?

Ron Artest: threatening to send someone through a window if they talk to the girl he is creepily hitting on
ZBO talking **** to everyone

Lebron trying to calm things down, weirdly hitting on women, acting passive aggressive, and then wondering why "nice guys finish last"

Kobe trying grabbing every females hand and trying to take them into a back room

JR smith getting so drunk before the party starts that he is eating a bowl of soup off in a side room and then randomly chucks it at someone

Dwayne Wade not getting a long with anyone; being a terrible friend

Embi getting mad at random **** and tweeting about opposed to acnknowledging it in person

Jason Kidd showing up to his house, with a baffled look and calling the cops on everyone

R. Johnson#3
03-02-2018, 03:20 PM
JR Smith is my new favourite basketball player.

Hawkeye15
03-02-2018, 03:30 PM
What kind of soup do you think it was?

lobster bisque

KnicksorBust
03-02-2018, 03:33 PM
Im pretty sure it was alphabet

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:laugh:

This wins the thread.

LeonFSU
03-02-2018, 04:07 PM
Was the bowl itself thrown with the soup, or just the soup? A prisoner allegedly thew a can of soup at a guard before the Attica riots started...

KingPosey
03-02-2018, 04:34 PM
What kind of soup do you think it was?
Moose soup

kobe4thewinbang
03-02-2018, 09:58 PM
I'd be pissed too if Clarkson and Hood were outplaying me.

Vinny642
03-03-2018, 12:46 AM
That is such a Jr Smith move.

NYKnickFanatic
03-03-2018, 03:28 AM
This **** is too funny. You will enjoy it, if you haven't seen it yet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1tk2Vgs2p/?taken-by=bleacherreport

R. Johnson#3
03-03-2018, 03:59 AM
Moose soup

Moose soup champ

Scoots
03-03-2018, 05:19 PM
The argument probably started with JR mentioning this:

https://youtu.be/IebV2FbqaNg

These days that would be a flagrant on LeBron.

flea
03-03-2018, 05:40 PM
Someone get that guy a blunt.

KG2TB
03-04-2018, 12:26 AM
Ever since that completely dirty and vile play against Crowder in the playoffs, Ill always root against JR Smith on the basketball court. But throwing a bowl of soup at AC Damon Jones? I literally laughed out loud.

PowerHouse
03-04-2018, 11:17 AM
Length of suspension definitely depends on what kind of soup and how expensive was Damon Jone's suit.

If that was tomato soup then damn, suit stained for life. If it was chicken noodle then a good dry cleaner can help with that a lot.

But I'm thinking it was a piping hot split pea soup. That is like throwing boiling hot tar at somebody's face. That's gotta be a pretty lengthy suspension I would imagine.