View Full Version : Should teams be trying to sway Hayward with oatmeal and chopped bananas?

07-01-2017, 09:59 PM
If teams met with him with the incentive of oatmeal and chopped bananas, would this have him lean towards more to those teams? The interview could take place outside. Hayward could lay on a hammock under a banana tree while girls in Hawaiian skirts offer him various styles of exotic oatmeal then after he chooses one they climb a tree for him and they pick out a banana to chop for him. In the contract offer he'd get oatmeal around the clock at a moment's notice. There's also an oatmeal incentive for the Playoffs, which would be a song and music video dedicated to Gordon Hayward and oatmeal with chopped bananas. The Finals incentive would him getting his own oatmeal line featuring The Hawaiian Hayward, a blend of wild oatmeal and wild bananas. What else could teams do?

07-01-2017, 10:22 PM
I agree.. Maybe have Mr. Jones there too...

07-01-2017, 10:27 PM
I don't even know what to respond to this with lol

07-01-2017, 11:55 PM
Let's create serious threads please.