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COOLbeans
04-06-2017, 03:54 PM
Me and my co-worker were tossing around names and couldn't quite come up with a guy.

He said maybe Steph because he would let off at some point and have compassion for you.

JJ Barea? I think not lol, hes a tiny buff dude who can get low and take you out at the ankles.

Who would you fight in the NBA if your life depended on it?

COOLbeans
04-06-2017, 03:56 PM
Steph is lanky and he always seems to be itching to fight guys bigger than him. He probably has some hands...

I'm talking about from a physical/mental standpoint, not necessarily, who you actually want to fight

HeartOfStarks
04-06-2017, 03:57 PM
Me and my co-worker were tossing around names and couldn't quite come up with a guy.

He said maybe Steph because he would let off at some point and have compassion for you.

JJ Barea? I think not lol, hes a tiny buff dude who can get low and take you out at the ankles.

Who would you fight in the NBA if your life depended on it?

Maybe Shaun Livingston cause you could at least try to just kick him right in that leg

COOLbeans
04-06-2017, 03:59 PM
Maybe Shaun Livingston cause you could at least try to just kick him right in that leg

excellent point lol. I'd probably roll with James Harden. He comes off as a fake tough guy with a huge beard. Take the beard off, he looks like a marketing assistant.

krazylegz
04-06-2017, 04:04 PM
IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT....id fight anybody in the world,not let alone the nba....kindve a silly question....wouldnt you fight ANYBODY,if your LIFE DEPENDED ON IT??

Htownballa1622
04-06-2017, 04:15 PM
excellent point lol. I'd probably roll with James Harden. He comes off as a fake tough guy with a huge beard. Take the beard off, he looks like a marketing assistant.

6'5

220.

you'd get washed by Harden just by size alone.

nastynice
04-06-2017, 04:22 PM
Easy, Lebron

To be the best, you gotta beat the best

MJNetsIsles
04-06-2017, 04:38 PM
Luc Mbah a Moute

ewing
04-06-2017, 04:39 PM
I'd beat Phil Jackson's ***

Jetsguy
04-06-2017, 04:55 PM
JJ Redick

tp13baby
04-06-2017, 05:00 PM
Dragic and boy if he fights like he pays I would feel real confident

COOLbeans
04-06-2017, 05:07 PM
IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT....id fight anybody in the world,not let alone the nba....kindve a silly question....wouldnt you fight ANYBODY,if your LIFE DEPENDED ON IT??

So im saying, if you had to pick one dude who would it be? Its not that complicated of a question.

WaDe03
04-06-2017, 05:09 PM
Prime Ben Wallace and Ron Artest at the same time. I ain't going out like no *****.

Probably Doug McDermott or Curry though.

archdevil84
04-06-2017, 05:09 PM
harden just because my sheer hatred for that idiot would fuel my energy so much i'd kick his ***

5ass
04-06-2017, 05:23 PM
Probably van Gundy or d'antoni.

Firefistus
04-06-2017, 06:27 PM
Derrick Rose, he would tear his knee before he reached me. Automatic win.

cmellofan15
04-06-2017, 07:19 PM
Isaiah Thomas because I'm bigger and probably stronger.

Pfeifer
04-06-2017, 07:20 PM
Easily Jose Calderon.

Scoots
04-06-2017, 07:23 PM
Aaron Brooks

Saddletramp
04-06-2017, 07:50 PM
Kevin Durant. That skinny little ***** runs away like a ***** when things get tough.


This is a joke, by the way. The guy is 7ft tall with crazy length. I bet a few boney elbows would crack your jaw.


I also bet Pau is a ***** for his height.

lakerfan85
04-06-2017, 07:53 PM
Kerr..

Lakers + Giants
04-06-2017, 08:06 PM
I still say Barea or IT. Just gotta go with someone more my size lmao. I know they're still in great shape but i wouldn't want them to have a size advantage as well.

mrblisterdundee
04-06-2017, 08:21 PM
Kay Felder I've got about 50 pounds and an inch on that little guy.
And honestly, if I'm fighting an NBA player, my goal is to **** up their knees. That's long-term winning.

KingPosey
04-06-2017, 08:41 PM
I don't like how tough are you threads but I'd fight Steph or jj redick right now and not be freaking out.

God your buddy thinks Steph would have to "lay off" him? Yeesh for your buddy lol

KingPosey
04-06-2017, 08:42 PM
Isaiah Thomas because I'm bigger and probably stronger.

Stronger? Probably not.

cmellofan15
04-06-2017, 11:16 PM
Stronger? Probably not.

I tried to look up info but they don't keep stats like the nfl combine. But how strong do you really think he is? looking at his upper body, I think I'm stronger up there but idk about lower body.

lol, please
04-06-2017, 11:35 PM
Me and my co-worker were tossing around names and couldn't quite come up with a guy.

He said maybe Steph because he would let off at some point and have compassion for you.

JJ Barea? I think not lol, hes a tiny buff dude who can get low and take you out at the ankles.

Who would you fight in the NBA if your life depended on it?
LeBron, because he is gutless and would quit, and when he loses, he would blame his crew for not jumping in to help him, then find himself another crew.

Saddletramp
04-06-2017, 11:45 PM
LeBron, because he is gutless and would quit, and when he loses, he would blame his crew for not jumping in to help him, then find himself another crew.

Yeah, but right there when you have the upper hand and you just know that victory is in your clutches and you're laughing in the man's face, he comes back and whoops that *** in miraculous record breaking fashion and makes you eat so much crow that you choke for a few weeks until one of your biggest enemies turns on his crew and joins up with you in an unprecedented pussification move.


lol 😂

mikekhelxD
04-07-2017, 12:09 AM
My dudes, Redick will probably kick your ***. That mofo is always on tip top shape and is used to running off screens. He has the footwork and agility. He may not have quick hands, but he'll run around you all day lolol. I say Varejao, simply because he'll be on the floor even before I swing, you know...flopping. Then i'll grab his ****ing hair when he's down and get on his back and break it. I dont mind pulling hair, im fighting for my life lmao

WaDe03
04-07-2017, 12:11 AM
Good thing nobody is choosing Wade, I would have to jump in that fight. If so, you better pack a lunch because it's about to be a long day!

IKnowHoops
04-07-2017, 12:58 AM
Me and my co-worker were tossing around names and couldn't quite come up with a guy.

He said maybe Steph because he would let off at some point and have compassion for you.

JJ Barea? I think not lol, hes a tiny buff dude who can get low and take you out at the ankles.

Who would you fight in the NBA if your life depended on it?

Wow, I would fight Steph because I would win. Not because I need him to be compassionate lol.

ManningToTyree
04-07-2017, 02:49 AM
I could kick yogi farells ***

Vinylman
04-07-2017, 06:53 AM
felder easily

btw... isn't seth smaller than steph?

mike_noodles
04-07-2017, 08:02 AM
Lavar Ball

ewing
04-07-2017, 08:03 AM
My dudes, Redick will probably kick your ***. That mofo is always on tip top shape and is used to running off screens. He has the footwork and agility. He may not have quick hands, but he'll run around you all day lolol. I say Varejao, simply because he'll be on the floor even before I swing, you know...flopping. Then i'll grab his ****ing hair when he's down and get on his back and break it. I dont mind pulling hair, im fighting for my life lmao

you think that skill crosses over to fighting?

Scoots
04-07-2017, 08:35 AM
The answer is still Aaron Brooks.

ewing
04-07-2017, 09:15 AM
The answer is still Aaron Brooks.

is he is in the NBA?

Scoots
04-07-2017, 10:44 AM
is he is in the NBA?

All 5'11" 160lbs of him played 62 games for the Pacers this year.

Storch
04-07-2017, 10:51 AM
jim buss

cory-cola
04-07-2017, 11:35 AM
I hate to sound like a "toughguy", but I'm 6'4" 225, Army Vet that grew up fighting and boxing, so I'd fight anyone in the NBA and "my life" wouldn't depend on it.

With that being said, gimme Draymond Green. I'd LOVE to punch that ugly head off his shoulders.

LAcowBOMBER
04-07-2017, 01:09 PM
Jason Terry. He's small and 40

MJNetsIsles
04-07-2017, 01:55 PM
LaVar Ball

MJNetsIsles
04-07-2017, 02:29 PM
You wouldn't last a minute with me 1 on 1 though.

I'd last 2.

Saddletramp
04-07-2017, 02:55 PM
The answer is still Aaron Brooks.


I've seen Brooks get scrappy and I b bet he can **** some people up. ;

mikekhelxD
04-07-2017, 03:19 PM
My dudes, Redick will probably kick your ***. That mofo is always on tip top shape and is used to running off screens. He has the footwork and agility. He may not have quick hands, but he'll run around you all day lolol. I say Varejao, simply because he'll be on the floor even before I swing, you know...flopping. Then i'll grab his ****ing hair when he's down and get on his back and break it. I dont mind pulling hair, im fighting for my life lmao

you think that skill crosses over to fighting?

You need good footwork to accelerate and decelerate and lateral movement running on those screens. I dont know how your past fights were, but never stay on one spot. At least thats why ive been taught since i was a kid. Throw a couple then move to the side, transfer weight then hit.

MJNetsIsles
04-07-2017, 03:26 PM
Surprised no one said Deron Williams

IKnowHoops
04-07-2017, 09:11 PM
Surprised no one said Deron Williams

Don't see how the answer is not Steph. I'd train my --- off since my life is on the line and then go pick up the dub. Brooks...I'd bet he's seen way more action than Steph. Steph is sweet. Lol. He's a nice guy, not very firery and he weighs 160-170. At the end of the day, he's a pretty easy win. Now I would not underestimate anyone. But common, if you have done any boxing/wrestling and can bench over 300, you are probably gonna annihilate Steph.

IKnowHoops
04-07-2017, 09:16 PM
Surprised no one said Deron Williams

Much rather fight Steph. Deron is way stronger, and is a better athlete. Deron used to punch hard at the rim comin down the lane. Deron might just Bench 350. Steph probably struggles with 225. Good chance steph can't hit that actually.

MJNetsIsles
04-07-2017, 09:42 PM
Yeah Steph is frail.

ManRam
04-07-2017, 09:56 PM
Kyle Anderson.

Jets012
04-07-2017, 10:27 PM
Kyle Singler or Mike Dunleavy.

Or Aaron Brooks since he's a small guy.

Jets012
04-07-2017, 10:28 PM
Surprised no one said Deron Williams

Why, D-Will was a ****ing tank back in his prime.

ewing
04-07-2017, 10:46 PM
Spur's assistant coach Becky Hammon

Scoots
04-07-2017, 11:44 PM
Much rather fight Steph. Deron is way stronger, and is a better athlete. Deron used to punch hard at the rim comin down the lane. Deron might just Bench 350. Steph probably struggles with 225. Good chance steph can't hit that actually.

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/stephen-curry-can-deadlift-400-pounds/

smith&wesson
04-08-2017, 01:39 PM
Lol nba players can't fight ... Maybe a couple of them like James Johnson because he's a trained black belt.. but most nba players don't even know how to throw a proper punch..

In fact I've never seen two guys go at it in the nba and thought holy that guy has some knock out power ... they just spazzing more times. Bunch of spazzy babies.

smith&wesson
04-08-2017, 01:42 PM
Size and power is not everything. Put 7 foot centers in a cage with feather weight ufc fighters or even boxers they would get destroyed.

smith&wesson
04-08-2017, 01:43 PM
Why, D-Will was a ****ing tank back in his prime.

Also d will does mixed martial arts lol

smith&wesson
04-08-2017, 01:44 PM
Spur's assistant coach Becky Hammon

I actually think she might be tougher than Oakley 😂

MJNetsIsles
04-08-2017, 03:00 PM
Because Deron right now is a sour faced p*ssy who quit on his team.

If he wasn't, he'd still be in Brooklyn where he's still under a contract.

TrueFan420
04-08-2017, 04:16 PM
I'd request a team bring Mugsy Bogues out of retirement.

Scoots
04-08-2017, 05:09 PM
I'd request a team bring Mugsy Bogues out of retirement.

Keith Jennings would probably be easier.

COOLbeans
04-08-2017, 07:33 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/stephen-curry-can-deadlift-400-pounds/

Steph would demolish some of these fans. not only is he an elite athlete, but he's very strong going to the basket which means he's got a lot of upper body strength and he's one of the best finishers in the lane. oh and he deadlifts 400 pounds

IKnowHoops
04-08-2017, 07:45 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/stephen-curry-can-deadlift-400-pounds/

I'm not that impressed. Deadlifts are nothing. He aint coming nowhere close to Benching that much.

IKnowHoops
04-08-2017, 07:46 PM
I'd request a team bring Mugsy Bogues out of retirement.

He was strong as h--- and an all american wrestler, so bad choice.

IKnowHoops
04-08-2017, 07:50 PM
Steph would demolish some of these fans. not only is he an elite athlete, but he's very strong going to the basket which means he's got a lot of upper body strength and he's one of the best finishers in the lane. oh and he deadlifts 400 pounds

100% agree. First and foremost, he is a PG in the NBA, so he is going to be super quick and athletic with much more stamina than any non-professional athlete. As I said, I would not underestimate him and I would train my --- off and I would get the win. His stamina and athletic ability would make me weary for sure, but from what I know he has never wrestled before and I know that I am stronger than him. I ve boxed enough to be able to get inside on him without taking a huge punch and once I get a hold of him, at 165lbs with zero wrestling experience...he's a dead man.

Raps18-19 Champ
04-08-2017, 08:01 PM
Derrick Rose. Take him out Seth Rollins style.

Blitzbolt
04-08-2017, 09:16 PM
Curry for sure I know his an athlete but the guy looks super soft I'm not afraid of him what's so ever.

Pau Gasol is soft too but just bit to tall.

BKLYNpigeon
04-08-2017, 09:16 PM
Nick Stauskas

Saddletramp
04-10-2017, 02:46 AM
Derrick Rose. Take him out Seth Rollins style.

All you'd have to tell Rose is "I'm going to attack your knees. It ain't fair but think about your son's graduation." He'll give you a blank stare and then when he realizes what you say, he'll run off. I guarantee it.

kobe4thewinbang
04-10-2017, 04:52 AM
Marcus Smart. I'd just wind up a punch and that guy would be out cold before I even swung the dang thing.