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Arch Stanton
09-30-2014, 08:29 PM
“LeBron is a nice player,” Chalmers tells Page Q in an exclusive interview over lunch at Taco Bell. “But man, we’re a better team without him.”

When asked to elaborate on his claim that losing the planet’s most talented player somehow equates to an improvement, he shakes his head as his speech grows with passion.

“Bron’s been holding me back ever since he got here. I feel like I’m unleashed for the first time in my career — it’s like Rodgers and Favre! Nobody knew how good Rodge was gonna be with Brett’s old *** chilling at QB1, taking all the snaps and throwing all them picks. But look at what happened when Rodge finally took over. His greatness exploded.”

http://www.pageqsports.com/2014/09/chalmers-were-a-better-team-without-lebron/

Funny stuff from Chalmers.

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 08:30 PM
:laugh2:

abe_froman
09-30-2014, 08:31 PM
eh,you heard the same stuff from the cavs four years ago...

i mean,what is he suppose to say

jaydubb
09-30-2014, 08:40 PM
:laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh: x a billion katrillion!!!

Lebron/chalmers is not anything close to favre/Rodgers.. Favre is an all time great and Rodgers is now one of the best if not the best QB in the NFL.. Chalmers is a good player and he definitely might see a spike in production but this is ridiculous.. Haha I hope he was kidding

WITZ
09-30-2014, 08:40 PM
Reading that last quote I thought this was an Onion article or something :laugh2:

GiantsSwaGG
09-30-2014, 08:43 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PowerHouse
09-30-2014, 08:45 PM
Watch out world, Mario Chalmers is no longer being held on the bench anymore as the back-up SF. Lebron is gone. He is unleashed! Wait.. he isnt a backup SF? Then WTF is he talking about?:confused:

Lloyd Christmas
09-30-2014, 08:54 PM
I now like Chalmers. He knows how to have fun during an interview.

Tony_Starks
09-30-2014, 08:55 PM
Chalmers is going to be way better without Lebron dominating the ball but I would've drug tested him after that interview.....

HandsOnTheWheel
09-30-2014, 08:56 PM
um this is not a credible source.

No one would be that dumb.

/thread

5ass
09-30-2014, 08:56 PM
Watch out world, Mario Chalmers is no longer being held on the bench anymore as the back-up SF. Lebron is gone. He is unleashed! Wait.. he isnt a backup SF? Then WTF is he talking about?:confused:
Ball handling. He will get more ball handling duties than last year for sure. I'm curious to see if LeBron was holding him back or not. I think he's bottom 5 starting PG material.

Dade County
09-30-2014, 08:57 PM
Child please

Confusious
09-30-2014, 09:06 PM
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"
"LeBron is a nice player"



:laugh: What the ****.

TylerSL
09-30-2014, 09:19 PM
This isn't true

beasted86
09-30-2014, 09:25 PM
It clearly states "SATIRE" in bold red letters at the very top, and says written by Willie Beamin

....but I wouldn't expect anything less from a citizen of Cleveland. I feel sorry for your city and it's education system.

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 09:36 PM
^someone is a little butt hurt

benzni
09-30-2014, 09:38 PM
Too many doritos locos tacos

TylerSL
09-30-2014, 09:43 PM
This thread should probably be removed, it is just satire leading to bait.

HoopsDrive
09-30-2014, 09:47 PM
:laugh2: but honestly this can't be for real

xxplayerxx23
09-30-2014, 09:47 PM
:laugh:

beasted86
09-30-2014, 09:50 PM
^someone is a little butt hurt

Umm... not really.

This is only funny if its something you can imagine him saying or if its something he really said. Neither applies.
This is about Chalmers, not Brandon Jennings or someone else who loves to say these types of things.

But then again, I don't know... someone created a thread last week and people truly and honestly believed Kobe really made Smush Parker dress in a broom closet instead of the lockerroom.... so maybe the "imagine him saying" could apply so someone who is really dunce.

tredigs
09-30-2014, 09:52 PM
It literally says, "satire" in bold red letters by the articles headline.

The fact that few here would click the link, and even less likely know the meaning of ''satire'' does not surprise me.

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 09:54 PM
Umm... not really.

This is only funny if its something you can imagine him saying or if its something he really said. Neither applies.
This is about Chalmers, not Brandon Jennings or someone else who loves to say these types of things.
Someone posted a joke link and you bashed a city and their school system. And just happens to be that it's the city your teams best player went back to. Cmon now

TylerSL
09-30-2014, 09:57 PM
Someone posted a joke link and you bashed a city and their school system. And just happens to be that it's the city your teams best player went back to. Cmon now

the OP is a Cleveland fan who felt it necessary to post a false article about a player from the team their best player in franchise history once spurned them for.

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 09:58 PM
the OP is a Cleveland fan who felt it necessary to post a false article about a player from the team their best player in franchise history once spurned them for, cmon now.
If it was another Harden sucks thread I'm sure you wouldn't have cared. Just sayin ;)

beasted86
09-30-2014, 09:58 PM
Someone posted a joke link and you bashed a city and their school system. And just happens to be that it's the city your teams best player went back to. Cmon now

Um, Cleveland didn't stop sucking whether LeBron is in Miami or there. And I know either the OP was baiting or really is that stupid, so either way deserves that comment.

TylerSL
09-30-2014, 10:01 PM
If it was another Harden sucks thread I'm sure you wouldn't have cared. Just sayin ;)

to be fair maybe not, but it is about the Heat and I do care about the Heat. Its been over a month since Lebron chose Cleveland, its best for everyone to just move on and not start these types of threads.

HandsOnTheWheel
09-30-2014, 10:02 PM
How embaressing for the OP. LOL

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 10:04 PM
Um, Cleveland didn't stop sucking whether LeBron is in Miami or there. And I know either the OP was baiting or really is that stupid, so either way deserves that comment.
Butt. Hurt.

goingfor28
09-30-2014, 10:05 PM
to be fair maybe not, but it is about the Heat and I do care about the Heat. Its been over a month since Lebron chose Cleveland, its best for everyone to just move on and not start these types of threads.
I can agree w that. It was just a joke though, I don't see something like that as OP baiting really

still1ballin
09-30-2014, 10:09 PM
"I'm the captn now"

JordansBulls
09-30-2014, 10:12 PM
He is saying this now because he knows he has backup to lock down Lebron when they play as Luol Deng will shut him down.

Htownballa1622
09-30-2014, 10:30 PM
He is saying this now because he knows he has backup to lock down Lebron when they play as Luol Deng will shut him down.

Must be nice for Lebron to be able to put up nearly 30/7/6 with 50% shooting against "lock down" Deng.

Corey
10-01-2014, 01:11 PM
Shows the level of competence on this site when multiple people take crap like this seriously.