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Nikeman
07-11-2014, 02:04 AM
As scheduled,

Every night LeBron brushes his teeth at 2:02 A.M. watches a TV show and goes to sleep.

Don't miss the most important twitter update tonight,

Around 4:45, he wakes up to take a piss.

This whole FA has become a joke and the NBA reporters should resign working for the NBA and apply for jobs at TMZ as paparazzi's

Method28
07-11-2014, 02:06 AM
That is very unhealthy. Seems to me LeBron never hits his REM sleep.

Could this affect his contract negotiations as this could have long term health issues.

Nikeman
07-11-2014, 02:08 AM
That is very unhealthy. Seems to me LeBron never hits his REM sleep.

Could this affect his contract negotiations as this could have long term health issues.

My sources agree with you, they are telling me the reason no team has signed LeBron is because they do not like his unhealthy habits and don't believe LeBron can play the entire season getting 3 hours of sleep a night.

My sources also told me that LeBron is finding it difficult to sign a contract, and is pitching to any team to sign him, but finding much difficult in getting a contract offer.

Method28
07-11-2014, 02:11 AM
With those kinds of habits good luck finding a team to take him! Next thing you know he'll be giving oral for honeysmacks on the highway offramps!

Not getting a proper nights rest is no way to set an example for today's youth. Let's storm his Akron home and show him a lesson!

dalton749
07-11-2014, 02:11 AM
no way, i brush my teeth before bed too!

Raps18-19 Champ
07-11-2014, 02:12 AM
What TV show is he watching?

Nikeman
07-11-2014, 02:16 AM
What TV show is he watching?

My sources tell me LeBron has multiple shows he watches, but tonight he decided to go with Walker, Texas Ranger. Big Chuck Norris fan.

Raps18-19 Champ
07-11-2014, 02:19 AM
So he's going to a team in Texas.

Rush
07-11-2014, 02:21 AM
Please do not create these threads. They're unnecessary.