Create a good nickname for NBA players

[DreamShaker]

They say there are few good nicknames left in sports. So here is your chance to see if PSD can do better...or hilariously fail miserably. Get after it!

[DreamShaker]

I call Sam Dalembert "Duct Tape" because he is always the cheap, desperate last minute solution for a starting center that never holds up very long.

[rangersfan]

I call Bynum "Dick Johnson" because he's a prick.

[Cal827]

I call Bynum "Dick Johnson" because he's a prick.

Best Nickname Ever. / Thread

[5ass]

Orlandipo

[TrueFan420]

Well I'm pretty sure splash bros was fan made for Curry and Klay.

[deaner]

I've been waiting hoping that
Demarvillious catches on for Demar DeRozan.

He probably needs some in game dunks to gain some popularity.

[kingsdelez24]

J.R "the man who threw millions of contract dollars away with a single elbow" Smith

[Corey]

I've heard someone call Royce White 'Stoop Kid'


....Stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop

[DitchDat]

I like Goldie Blocks from Stiemsma, Chandler Bang and Udonis Hasbeenlem, but I'd have to put some thought in coming up with nicknames myself.

[FraziersKnicks]

I like Goldie Blocks from Stiemsma, Chandler Bang and Udonis Hasbeenlem, but I'd have to put some thought in coming up with nicknames myself.

That is the absolute worst nickname ever. A nickname should be shorter than the original, not longer. Who even calls him that?!

[N3TS]

I have a habit of yelling "Lopez Tonight" when I play with Brook Lopez in NBA 2k14 when using the Nets.

[archdevil84]

hibster bibster

[archdevil84]

thats how i always call roy hibbert in my head. dont know why...

[Yumboldt]

Ricky bobby rose

Cause his knee is on fire