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ManRam
07-12-2013, 07:57 PM
Chronz' thread was closed without explanation, and I think that was pretty dumb! This is big 'round the interwebs.

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago


Former New York Knicks guard Baron Davis has been a lot of places thanks to his professional career. He's been able to tour all over the United States and has traveled the world as an NBA player. He's translated a lucrative career with six franchises into incredible artistic opportunities with gaming and with the entertainment industry.

According to Davis during a podcast interview with WestCoastRydaz.com, he might have also been to a spaceship recently. At the very least, he says he was with aliens when he was abducted on a drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. Via the New York Post:


“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

“I see this light and it's a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.”

The weird part of this story to me is that Davis was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. I get that it's only about a 3 1/2 to 4-hour drive, but it just seems like if he was going to enjoy his time there, he'd catch a quick flight so he could have plenty of rest and recovery.

Sure, the entire part about Davis being abducted by aliens seems strange, but the fact that he drove from Vegas to Los Angeles just doesn't add up to me.


Deadspin has the audio: http://deadspin.com/baron-davis-says-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-754900965

sunsfan88
07-12-2013, 07:59 PM
http://forums.prosportsdaily.com/showthread.php?828876-Could-Aliens-be-after-our-NBA-Players

xxplayerxx23
07-12-2013, 07:59 PM
:laugh2: Baron is awesome man. He was probably hammered.

hugepatsfan
07-12-2013, 08:00 PM
And that dude in the other thread acted like JR Smith is the only guy that tokes up in the NBA.

--23--
07-12-2013, 08:02 PM
Vegas must have that bomb chronic :laugh2:

ManRam
07-12-2013, 08:03 PM
I wasn't quite sold until he said the Illuminati were involved. That's compelling. There's good reason for aliens to abduct guys like Baron. He's about the best we got down here.

Guppyfighter
07-12-2013, 08:03 PM
He was joking, guys.

Chronz
07-12-2013, 08:06 PM
I smell a movie coming..... we can call it Space Balls or something.....


And why have my last 2 threads gotten locked? People have the right to know about Kobe's sexapades

steelcityroller
07-12-2013, 08:09 PM
Makes sense. Think about it.... If you were gonna abduct somebody who would it be

1. John Stamos
2. Baron Davis
3. Sigourney Weaver

tr3ymill3r
07-12-2013, 08:21 PM
The Monstars were going to take his powers til they realized he had nothing left and sent him back.

GunFactor187
07-12-2013, 08:24 PM
http://caffeine-fueled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/giorgio-tsoukalos.jpeg

waveycrockett
07-12-2013, 08:25 PM
Nah that was just Mikhail Prokorhov's limo

5ass
07-12-2013, 08:33 PM
Davis dropped some acid with Sam Cassel.

FYL_McVeezy
07-12-2013, 08:35 PM
Pass the spliff BDiddy :smoking:

:laugh:

FYL_McVeezy
07-12-2013, 08:38 PM
I wasn't quite sold until he said the Illuminati were involved. That's compelling. There's good reason for aliens to abduct guys like Baron. He's about the best we got down here.

where did he say this?

is it in the podcast? i didnt listen to it...

Jesse2272
07-12-2013, 08:40 PM
Man I want what hes smoking

pd1dish
07-12-2013, 08:41 PM
sounds more like acid haha almost like a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" experience.

oddly enough, Baron Davis was going from LA to Vegas...and so was Hunter S. Thompson lol

Lil Rhody
07-12-2013, 08:41 PM
I smell a movie coming..... we can call it Space Balls or something.....


And why have my last 2 threads gotten locked? People have the right to know about Kobe's sexapades



Mel Gibson says hello

Lloyd Christmas
07-12-2013, 08:49 PM
I actually believe him

tredigs
07-12-2013, 09:31 PM
That was the most nonchalant "Actually I was abducted by Aliens 2 weeks ago" transition imaginable. Only B Diddy. He sounded serious.

YouCan'tBeatLA
07-12-2013, 09:43 PM
I smell a movie coming..... we can call it Space Balls or something.....


And why have my last 2 threads gotten locked? People have the right to know about Kobe's sexapades

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8096/chronzsig2frrv2.jpg

SINCESTARBURY25
07-12-2013, 10:23 PM
Playing for the Knicks.... Not even once... All jokes aside that was a pretty out there joke.

ThunderousDemon
07-12-2013, 10:24 PM
I smell a movie coming..... we can call it Space Balls or something.....


And why have my last 2 threads gotten locked? People have the right to know about Kobe's sexapades

http://i.imgur.com/IDRZ99B.gif

Cracka2HI!
07-12-2013, 10:58 PM
You guys are crazy! There is no way he was smoking pot when he got "abducted". He was on hard ****. Shrooms or probably Acid like someone else said. That's also why he was driving. It's a lot safer to drive drugs to Vegas than fly them.

True Sports Fan
07-12-2013, 11:01 PM
Man I want what hes smoking
Smoke 'em if you got 'em

cssdmark
07-12-2013, 11:19 PM
Pass the deutche to the left hand side General B-Diddy.

cssdmark
07-12-2013, 11:22 PM
Hopefully they gave him new knees and a back so Grunwald can sign him we need a guard

ohreally
07-12-2013, 11:36 PM
I smell a movie coming..... we can call it Space Balls or something.....


And why have my last 2 threads gotten locked? People have the right to know about Kobe's sexapades

His wife has the right to know. Nobody else does, unless it's clearly criminal and clearly substantiated to a decent degree.

scissors
07-12-2013, 11:41 PM
Mel Gibson says hello

Mel Brooks?

PrettyBoyJ
07-12-2013, 11:42 PM
Must have been on a strong hallucination drug

Federal Reserve
07-12-2013, 11:59 PM
I don't understand why people are incredulous. I've been around aliens twice in my life. The stars must align in your favor, for you to meet them. You question their existence -- but truth be told, you knew they existed all along. You feel frightened at first. You wonder how such a creature can live in sheer obscurity. It then strikes you; your mouth opens up and you begin to banter with your guests. They aren't so strange after all. They share similar feelings as you do. They feel certain emotions that you do. You reminisce on your life with civilians. It comes to you. You realize that the aliens are a peaceful race. The detractors don't believe anything you say. But it makes no difference; the power of the mind is what keeps you alive.

Chronz
07-13-2013, 12:17 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8096/chronzsig2frrv2.jpg
Why is this popping up randomly now? U laker fans starting a troll club?

carlthack
07-13-2013, 12:34 AM
Just because Sam Cassell and Nick Van Exel game him a ride the other day doesn't mean he was abducted by aliens. smh.

MrfadeawayJB
07-13-2013, 01:33 AM
Just because Sam Cassell and Nick Van Exel game him a ride the other day doesn't mean he was abducted by aliens. smh.


Lmao

KniCks4LiFe
07-13-2013, 01:43 AM
yo Baron pass me that ish :laugh2:

John Walls Era
07-13-2013, 02:24 AM
If the NBA doesn't drug test him soon then theres a problem.

Catfish1314
07-13-2013, 02:25 AM
My God how did he get away from them?

Hawkeye15
07-13-2013, 03:59 AM
running into Sam Cassell in the desert while baked is not an alien encounter

Legitimate
07-13-2013, 04:35 AM
come on guys! leave him alone. he probably tellin' the truth...lmfao

kblo247
07-13-2013, 06:10 AM
running into Sam Cassell in the desert while baked is not an alien encounter

U got to admit it would scare the **** out of anyone

Goose17
07-13-2013, 06:30 AM
running into Sam Cassell in the desert while baked is not an alien encounter

LOL!

This is my favourite thread on this forum so far, what a story... my favourite part is his description of the aliens "half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s." ROFL!


This is just too good...

Lil Rhody
07-13-2013, 07:36 AM
Mel Gibson says hello

Mel Brooks?




Haaaa ya a lil knob creek rye whiskey had a lil something to do with that hahahhaha

KobeOwnSU
07-13-2013, 07:51 AM
I believe it. Aliens are the creators of our world.

gRaNdMasTaMaSh
07-13-2013, 08:20 AM
you guys are all fools lol

https://twitter.com/Baron_Davis/status/355867393848909825

Davidgta1
07-13-2013, 09:23 AM
Hahah

Chrisclover
07-13-2013, 11:08 AM
dude , you are an experienced detective? so cool:cool:

Nah that was just Mikhail Prokorhov's limo

Cali4rnia
07-13-2013, 11:48 AM
lol he was abducted by Sam Cassell and Popeye Jones.

Caveman508
07-13-2013, 03:43 PM
I don't understand why people are incredulous. I've been around aliens twice in my life. The stars must align in your favor, for you to meet them. You question their existence -- but truth be told, you knew they existed all along. You feel frightened at first. You wonder how such a creature can live in sheer obscurity. It then strikes you; your mouth opens up and you begin to banter with your guests. They aren't so strange after all. They share similar feelings as you do. They feel certain emotions that you do. You reminisce on your life with civilians. It comes to you. You realize that the aliens are a peaceful race. The detractors don't believe anything you say. But it makes no difference; the power of the mind is what keeps you alive.

Damn and I thought the **** I have is good, pass me whatever you got over there :laughing:

DR_1
07-13-2013, 06:46 PM
:laugh:

Tony_Starks
07-13-2013, 07:15 PM
Funniest part: "Half human, half ugly looking mother ____!"

Damn B Diddy is off that China White!!!!

dodie53
07-13-2013, 09:04 PM
hahaha

envymamba24
07-13-2013, 09:37 PM
Makes sense. Think about it.... If you were gonna abduct somebody who would it be

1. John Stamos
2. Baron Davis
3. Sigourney Weaver

lol best post ive read in awhile

Trueblue2
07-15-2013, 04:17 AM
If the monstars are gearing up for another go hes definitely their equivalent to shawn bradley

Hellcrooner
07-15-2013, 04:36 AM
and they took his game away.

SportsFanatic10
07-15-2013, 01:48 PM
wtf!