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4milesperday
05-14-2013, 04:43 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/2013/5/14/4329968/dan-on-fire-kobe-bryant-faked-his-achilles-injury

Not sure why Kobe will do that but it's interesting to hear the guy talk about his investigation and results.














Note: (This is a satire)

lol, please
05-14-2013, 04:46 PM
Sweet! More Kobe threads. We needed this OP. Someone mod this man/woman/child.

Hawkeye15
05-14-2013, 04:48 PM
I can't go watching a video at work, but if another mod listens to it and its garbage, close.

Guppyfighter
05-14-2013, 04:49 PM
I can't go watching a video at work, but if another mod listens to it and its garbage, close.

It's a satire video. Not garbage, but also not funny. But definitely not breaking any rules I believes.

4milesperday
05-14-2013, 04:50 PM
I can't go watching a video at work, but if another mod listens to it and its garbage, close.

lol...you didnt read entire thread. People were also going off about it and if you pay attention...it says its a satire below...

el hidalgo
05-14-2013, 04:53 PM
wouldnt be surprised if it was true. this season was a throw away. it would only be another playoff loss for kobe. why not come back from the injury in record breaking time and play better than ever? that sure as hell would boost his legacy. we all know how kobe loves his legacy.

DrDre94
05-14-2013, 04:56 PM
That video is ********.

DrDre94
05-14-2013, 04:56 PM
Btw, Kobe did post graphic pictures of his surgery in instagram. It's real.

HouRealCoach
05-14-2013, 04:58 PM
Don't believe it

Burkey3472
05-14-2013, 05:11 PM
I just wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that crap, so stupid.

Purple_n_Gold
05-14-2013, 05:16 PM
This is a funny thread. It's funny that Kobe is injured and really is not news worthy at this point in the season but the Kobe haters still find stupid threads to post. It's just as bad as the Kobe nut huggers posting non worthy threads up all the time. It's no better than the Kobe troll in here who says some of the most ignorant non sports things like He doesn't doubt that Kobe faked an Achilles tear. I mean do you think you blatant haters are any better than the lovers? Especially when you dedicate your PSD life to trolling and baiting? These people as well as the Lebron dick riders/extreme haters are ruining PSD for their own pathetic amusement. I mean in an OKC game thread last night some how Lebron and Melo were brought up. Surprising because trolls never really go into any meaningful threads they love to be in the ambiguous baiting threads they start. GTFO.

Dade County
05-14-2013, 05:28 PM
Story line drama ... script writers

4milesperday
05-14-2013, 05:30 PM
That awkward moment when people are taking a satire seriously.

ManRam
05-14-2013, 05:37 PM
aha. doing his best glenn beck (maybe alex jones) impression. i'm certain there are some sheep that will believe it.

Purple_n_Gold
05-14-2013, 05:39 PM
aha. doing his best glenn beck (maybe alex jones) impression. i'm certain there are some sheep that will believe it.
You already have one troll in here believing it or probably just baiting as is his whole PSD existence.

Ill21
05-14-2013, 05:42 PM
Dumbest video ever

smith&wesson
05-14-2013, 05:47 PM
this is such bs its not even funny

1. kobe gurantees playoffs, only to make it and then fake injury ? pffffffttt.
2. if you know kobe, he has played through pretty much any injury through his very long career. if he could play he would play.
3. the guy was already playing injured with a wonky ankle, when he further injured his ankle..

close this thread please.

ManRam
05-14-2013, 05:52 PM
1. it's amazing how so many people are unaware that this is satire
2. it's amazing how dumb that satire was

Shkelqim
05-14-2013, 05:54 PM
This is stupid

KingPosey
05-14-2013, 05:55 PM
Lol tell me you had to edit this once you realized it was satirical?! That's embarrassing lol

TeamSeattle
05-14-2013, 06:02 PM
ok this has got its run as a cute lil satire, close it down now.

LAKERMANIA
05-14-2013, 06:04 PM
wouldnt be surprised if it was true. this season was a throw away. it would only be another playoff loss for kobe. why not come back from the injury in record breaking time and play better than ever? that sure as hell would boost his legacy. we all know how kobe loves his legacy.

:laugh: This is proof that you're a troll

More-Than-Most
05-14-2013, 06:04 PM
I can't go watching a video at work, but if another mod listens to it and its garbage, close.

Honestly you should just close it Hawk. Its stupid and the only thing it will do is cause a ruckus.

Guppyfighter
05-14-2013, 06:15 PM
The responses make this thread worth it, honestly.

The "we don't get it" crowd is hysterical.

GiantsSwaGG
05-14-2013, 06:25 PM
Was this suppose to be funny?

bleedprple&gold
05-14-2013, 06:28 PM
Do people not know what a satire is?

Purple_n_Gold
05-14-2013, 06:40 PM
I think everyone knows this is a satire for those who keep questioning that aspect. This is a troll/ bait thread based on the fact we know how PSD gets and there is no satire caption in the main thread panel. Also it is just stupid.

mngopher35
05-14-2013, 08:57 PM
1. it's amazing how so many people are unaware that this is satire
2. it's amazing how dumb that satire was

This, emphasis on #2.

Rush
05-14-2013, 09:12 PM
Not thread worthy. Please don't do it again.