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Sssmush
05-11-2013, 11:03 PM
Ok, so Nazr Mohammed puts a spazzy, frustrated, unnecessarily hard intentional foul on Lebron James in open court transition. If you watch though, at the last second James realizes the foul is coming, the he just A. blocks Nazr's right leg with his own, then B. grabs Nazr under his right arm the way a mother might grab a bratty toddler, then C. throws Nazr Mohammed effortlessly to the ground, sprawling him out like a big geek on the ground, casually moving his own egs out of the way as Nazr falls to the ground like an uncoordinated toppling giant.

Even as Nazr is hitting the ground, Lebron is only concerned about the refs, watching their eyes and trying to appear innocent. Mohammed, meanwhile, finds himself on all fours on the ground, and lurches clumsily back to his feet, but Lebron isn't even paying attention to him, he's just pleading his case with the refs. Ultimate disrespect, it's like Nazr Mohammed isn't even there. Then Nazr pushes Lebron... and you can clearly see that Lebron gauges the attack as it comes toward him. He effortlessly absorbs the push and relaxes his body, tossing himself back gracefully and sliding across the floor, instantly getting Nazr ejected and setting him up for future ejections or suspensions if he does more chippy fouls or spazzy plays. NOT, I'm sure, what Nazr had in mind when he decided to lay an intentional hard foul on Lebron in transition.

And you can be sure that Lebron will probably rough Nazr up in some unseen legal ways in the next couple games, bruising his ribs here, cracking his jaw there, bruising the crap out of thighs once in a while and, oh yeah, scoring over him left and right at will. Maybe sticking a few of his shots back down his throat and swooping over him for some loud power rebounds while he's at it.

kozelkid
05-11-2013, 11:06 PM
He is not an evil genius.

I swear, the NBA forum is more nutty than usual and that's saying something.

Khri
05-11-2013, 11:08 PM
How can one man be so based? We are not worthy of Lebron:worthy:

girlsluvBeyonce
05-11-2013, 11:08 PM
i don't care his hairline on the back of his head

TeamSeattle
05-11-2013, 11:09 PM
he is not an evil genius.

I swear, the nba forum is more nutty than usual and that's saying something.

this.

girlsluvBeyonce
05-11-2013, 11:10 PM
let him try this on the knicks will kmart he body him

3ballbomber
05-11-2013, 11:12 PM
god knows how somebody w/ his build flops around like a 3 yr old girl. this is not the first time. rather than retaliate like a man he opts for soccer like antics. there's no genius to it, it's str8 up p*ssy

Khri
05-11-2013, 11:12 PM
let him try this on the knicks will kmart he body him

:laugh2:

Big Zo
05-11-2013, 11:13 PM
And if you look closely behind the grassy knoll, you'll see a blurry dog figure emerge as the motorcade passes by, and shoots JFK in the dick... IN THE DICK!

girlsluvBeyonce
05-11-2013, 11:15 PM
knickstape

kozelkid
05-11-2013, 11:16 PM
knickstape

I wonder whose dupe you are.

Lake_Show2416
05-11-2013, 11:17 PM
no1 punks any1 in the NBA, too soft of a sport

girlsluvBeyonce
05-11-2013, 11:21 PM
I wonder whose dupe you are.

I'm no 20 piece fool

BKLYNpigeon
05-11-2013, 11:35 PM
Lebron is a fakest tough guy in the NBA

bucketss
05-11-2013, 11:42 PM
this thread will now be used by grown men to piss about lebron, let it out guys .

blastmasta26
05-12-2013, 12:57 AM
This thread is laughable. There's no justifying Nazr's shove when LeBron already got whistled for a tech. And it wasn't a flop if you see how he wasn't prepared for the shove.

LayBraun
05-12-2013, 01:08 AM
This was one of the funniest things I've ever read hahaha. Kudos.

bucketss
05-12-2013, 01:15 AM
This thread is laughable. There's no justifying Nazr's shove when LeBron already got whistled for a tech. And it wasn't a flop if you see how he wasn't prepared for the shove.

great post.

Baller1
05-12-2013, 01:58 AM
Wt****.

JC_
05-12-2013, 02:23 AM
It was a ninja move by Lebron and I was very much impressed how Nazr went down. Nazr felt so punked; he felt his "man card" was on the line (stupid) so he went way overboard with the shove.

naps
05-12-2013, 02:27 AM
Hey OP, how's the fishing going on the pacific? Join your god Kobe there on the boat you'll be better served.