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diu9leilomo
01-15-2013, 12:43 AM
Is this a joke??
How can he only grab 1 rebound tonight against the Jazz?
:confused:

JNoel
01-15-2013, 12:45 AM
He didn't play the 4th at all till the last 30 seconds.

But still his effort is just flat out embarrassing each and every night and its at the point where I would trade him for a big...

ryang
01-15-2013, 12:45 AM
Did you check his minutes

Sportfan
01-15-2013, 12:46 AM
the jazz are big. big people can rebound

gotoHcarolina52
01-15-2013, 12:46 AM
When he reaches into the air, he grabs one rebound.

When he reaches into his shorts, he grabs zero nuts.

Like a Bosh.

JNoel
01-15-2013, 12:49 AM
When he reaches into the air, he grabs one rebound.

When he reaches into his shorts, he grabs zero nuts.

Like a Bosh.

:laugh:

Your full of jokes today. :)

MrfadeawayJB
01-15-2013, 12:52 AM
weak sauce.

YouCan'tBeatLA
01-15-2013, 12:53 AM
Did you check his minutes

Is that your excuse? He played 27 minutes FFS. Is that not enough for at least 5-7 rebounds for a guy his size?

Alayla
01-15-2013, 01:01 AM
Is this a joke??
How can he only grab 1 rebound tonight against the Jazz?
:confused:

In fairness They frontcourt is insane

HYFR
01-15-2013, 01:02 AM
I mean I know it's bad and all but do we really need a thread for this? It's a January reg season game. Everyone drops stinkers now and then

heyman321
01-15-2013, 01:03 AM
cause he's soft. And people want him in the hof. LOL

Raps08-09 Champ
01-15-2013, 01:04 AM
Heat have been a poor rebounding team this year. It's kinda shocking he's not getting more considering he's the only big man on the floor for a good amount of time.

justinnum1
01-15-2013, 01:08 AM
he is softer than cotton candy.

Ill21
01-15-2013, 01:17 AM
Why didn't Anthony Davis get a thread when he had no rebounds or blocks in 23 min vs Minny?

justinnum1
01-15-2013, 01:18 AM
Why didn't Anthony Davis get a thread when he had no rebounds or blocks in 23 min vs Minny?

he is a rookie. and he has a unibrow.

there are no excuses for bosh playing like a *****

Max.This
01-15-2013, 01:20 AM
Op user name is pretty funny

Gritz
01-15-2013, 01:23 AM
He didn't feel like getting rebounds, simple as that

flclfanman
01-15-2013, 01:24 AM
Like a Bosh

LakersMaster24
01-15-2013, 01:33 AM
Chris needs to stop hanging out with Bargnani so much.

diu9leilomo
01-15-2013, 01:57 AM
1 board for a 7 footer is insane, considering he is an All Star

Hellcrooner
01-15-2013, 02:04 AM
**** happens every now and then

Steelers23_06
01-15-2013, 02:24 AM
I don't get why everyone is shocked he's never been a banger down low he's had off games before he's pretty much a better version of rashard Lewis. It's expected of him that's why I feel it's a stretch placing him at center they need to sign birdman or oden and slide him to the four his natural position. Small ball is built for a grueling seven game series not for the wear and tear season it's gonna kill these guys over the course of a year. But idk I think good ole pat gotta plan lol

CousinsEvansDUO
01-15-2013, 03:01 AM
Because Bosh is like a caramel Popsicle. Only thing he can do is shoot from the perimeter like a beta kunt. He has always been a weak, soft tuna fish. If we were in the wild I would be a lion and I would attack bosh. I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and eat bosh and then I'd bang his Tuna girlfriend.

DChibes
01-15-2013, 03:07 AM
Because...He looks like a Dinosaur or reptile of some sort. He cant grab rebound with his large head and tiny arms

sturm
01-15-2013, 03:10 AM
i am shitted in this thread.. yeah

cutiepie80
01-15-2013, 03:12 AM
Only thing Bosh does is hit that jumper wide open on the top of the perimeter. He doesn't rebound and he doesn't attempt to bang. He is a very expensive jump shooter for being as tall as he is.

UPRock
01-15-2013, 03:57 AM
The Heat should've won the game tonight, they're playing unmotivated. Lets hope this doesn't continue in the playoffs.

shep33
01-15-2013, 04:03 AM
Not a big deal. People have bad games. I will say however that everyone needs to step up and help LeBron on that team. Dude is carrying them right now, and if he gets injured or worn out, that could spell trouble.

el hidalgo
01-15-2013, 04:05 AM
honestly, how will the heat beat the bulls? they cant rebound for ****, and bulls have 2 of the best rebounders in the game

shep33
01-15-2013, 04:08 AM
Yeah, Miami needs someone to crash the boards. I could've sword Bosh averaged 10 rpg before in his career. Don't get why that's declined so much.

dewpsp
01-15-2013, 04:20 AM
pau for bosh. win for both

bklynny67
01-15-2013, 04:25 AM
Did you check his minutes

I'm sure he did check his mins and saw that he played 27 mins and got 1 rebound and he's pointing out how terrible that is for a guy his size.

SteBO
01-15-2013, 09:44 AM
There's no defending Bosh for this, hence why Spo sat his *** on the bench in the 4th quarter. Utah has monsterous frontine, but we outrebounded this same Jazz team in late December without Bosh. The fact he was so useless defensively last night after what we've shown we're capable of doing without him in there is a indictment on him.

I still trust him and this team against the Bulls, Pacers, or any team that can rebound effectively, but we've gotta step as a team. LBJ deserves better than he's been getting, and that includes Wade.

mjt20mik
01-15-2013, 09:52 AM
Like a Bosh

kdspurman
01-15-2013, 10:15 AM
He just doesn't have the right mentality to be a force on the boards, and I think that's why it's no secret Miami is looking for another big man to come in and give them some toughness in the middle. You see quotes like the one below, and you can just see, he seems to be in "chill" mode when it comes to being that presence in the middle.


"Sometimes I'm in position where I have to compete with my teammates for a rebound and sometimes I do get beat, I'm human," said Bosh. "In the beginning of the game, I guess a few times I'm going to beat my own teammates. I don't pay attention to numbers."

kdspurman
01-15-2013, 10:19 AM
Did you check his minutes

27 minutes? minutes don't have anything to do with this. Randy Foye played 21 minutes and had 2 rebounds, Joel Anthony played 23 minutes and had 2 rebounds. There's other examples of this, but his minutes played had nothing to do with it. Especially when you consider he's averaging 3 rebounds his last 3 games.

SteBO
01-15-2013, 10:19 AM
Exactly kdspurman. But that's just who he is. I've said it from the beginning that he needs to play in his natural postion at the 4 during the course of the regular season. I continue to be proven right......sadly.

kdspurman
01-15-2013, 10:29 AM
Exactly kdspurman. But that's just who he is. I've said it from the beginning that he needs to play in his natural postion at the 4 during the course of the regular season. I continue to be proven right......sadly.

Yea pretty much. Some of it is just the will to want to get rebounds. But I remember him struggling last year playing the 5 and wanted to bulk up a little and that happened in the beginning but then sort of fell through. It'll be interesting to see if Spo makes any adjustments or is content with finishing the season this way. I mean it's not like they have a terrible record or anything despite these issues

ghettosean
01-15-2013, 10:45 AM
I'm not much of a heat fan but this is really unnessesary... It's regualar season and the heat are the top of the conference. He had a bad game there here is no story here.

dalton749
01-15-2013, 11:09 AM
because your mother doesnt love you. thats why

gotoHcarolina52
01-15-2013, 01:34 PM
@tomhaberstroh

Players with a better rebound rate than Bosh in 2013: Greivis Vasquez, Ray Allen, Eric Bledsoe and Russell Westbrook.

:pity:

8kobe24
01-15-2013, 01:38 PM
Bosh is pulling a Pau...He forgot to put on his big boy pants.

kntresistheheat
01-15-2013, 01:59 PM
I never see him position himself for a rebound and if he does he is very inconsistent!

mdm692
01-15-2013, 02:15 PM
Gortat, Dudley and a 1st for Bosh :)

Im_in_Mia_bish
01-15-2013, 05:31 PM
i really could care less about the rebounds.
The ONLY thing I care about is defense.
and both Wade and Bosh didn't play any last night.

the team needs to be more focused.
last year we were 2-3 in the west roadtrip and so far we are 1-2.
so can't really expect too much, we always struggle during the west roadtrip.
I just hope defensive presence will show up sometime and stick with the team.
No Defense, No Championship.

Simple as that.

Lim
01-15-2013, 08:21 PM
its strange bc when he was on toronto he was a pretty good rebounder. he averaged 11 per game one year. then he goes to miami and becomes soft on the boards. strange.

justinnum1
01-15-2013, 08:23 PM
its strange bc when he was on toronto he was a pretty good rebounder. he averaged 11 per game one year. then he goes to miami and becomes soft on the boards. strange.

playing next to barganini would make anyone look like an elite rebounder

HowFit
01-15-2013, 08:35 PM
He just doesn't have the right mentality to be a force on the boards, and I think that's why it's no secret Miami is looking for another big man to come in and give them some toughness in the middle. You see quotes like the one below, and you can just see, he seems to be in "chill" mode when it comes to being that presence in the middle.

I agree...

ILLUSIONIST^248
01-15-2013, 08:37 PM
Is this a joke??
How can he only grab 1 rebound tonight against the Jazz?
:confused:

It was one ****ing game dude. relax!

Jint.
01-15-2013, 08:49 PM
like a Bosh

Vampirate
01-15-2013, 08:58 PM
Honestly, who cares. The Heat will have a high seed and will sleep walk into the playoffs.

If Bosh is putting this type of performance in a playoff game then that is certainly thread worthy.