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CousinsEvansDUO
01-14-2013, 08:33 PM
I've been meaning to make a thread on this topic for a while now because I think there is definitely some truth to the topic at hand.

If you look right now at the top 5 scorers in the NBA they are all attractive men. ( no homo)
I don't think this is a coincidence at all because throughout history beautiful people have had more success than non-beautiful people.

7/10 or higher = beautiful
Kobe Bryant (Solid 9.5/10 true alpha male leader)
Dirk Nowitzki (8/10 he looks like a model with his current haircut, lets face it)
Carmelo Anthony (8/10 face is aesthetically pleasing)
Amar'e Stoudemire(Been slipping but if he changes his haircut i would rate him 8 but for now just a 7.5/10)
Joe Johnson ( 8.5/10, he just has the look of a warewolve pack leader)

I don't think any of these players would be making the money that they are if it weren't for their looks, I know some of you might think this is ridiculous but there is a lot of science behind making money and looking good, I remember this in my Earth Science class from high school.

What do you think?
Does being more pretty help you be more successful in the NBA?
I think theres a reason why we never see 5/10 or below making 10+ million or more.


http://www.investoffshore.com/blog/images/gold-bars-crossed.jpg

Sly Guy
01-14-2013, 08:34 PM
inb4dalock.

JNoel
01-14-2013, 08:35 PM
Inb4ban

asandhu23
01-14-2013, 08:36 PM
Inb4whatever

Guppyfighter
01-14-2013, 08:36 PM
Kevin Garnett.

abe_froman
01-14-2013, 08:37 PM
are we talking salary or overall income(endorsements)?

bucketss
01-14-2013, 08:37 PM
lebron is pretty ****ing ugly.

ATX
01-14-2013, 08:39 PM
W....tf?

seikou8
01-14-2013, 08:39 PM
:laugh:this is why nba forum is joke

JNoel
01-14-2013, 08:42 PM
Mods obviously decided to take the day off today...

bluefire7002
01-14-2013, 08:44 PM
theee ****

CousinsEvansDUO
01-14-2013, 08:44 PM
I don't know why you're all acting like children. There is science behind making money and beauty. Name me one ugly nba player making over 10 million a year? That's right almost noone. It takes at least some facial aesthetics, a solid haircut and a decent body to be making over 10 million a year. #Factually

bucketss
01-14-2013, 08:46 PM
I don't know why you're all acting like children. There is science behind making money and beauty. Name me one ugly nba player making over 10 million a year? That's right almost noone. It takes at least some facial aesthetics, a solid haircut and a decent body to be making over 10 million a year. #Factually

andrea bargnani,demar derozan and jose calderon.

Leftcoast_yg
01-14-2013, 08:48 PM
Sometimes when I'm down or sad I come to the nba forum to get a laugh.

cheaptrikz
01-14-2013, 08:50 PM
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ILLUSIONIST^248
01-14-2013, 08:50 PM
I've been meaning to make a thread on this topic for a while now because I think there is definitely some truth to the topic at hand.

If you look right now at the top 5 scorers in the NBA they are all attractive men. ( no homo)
I don't think this is a coincidence at all because throughout history beautiful people have had more success than non-beautiful people.

7/10 or higher = beautiful
Kobe Bryant (Solid 9.5/10 true alpha male leader)
Dirk Nowitzki (8/10 he looks like a model with his current haircut, lets face it)
Carmelo Anthony (8/10 face is aesthetically pleasing)
Amar'e Stoudemire(Been slipping but if he changes his haircut i would rate him 8 but for now just a 7.5/10)
Joe Johnson ( 8.5/10, he just has the look of a warewolve pack leader)

I don't think any of these players would be making the money that they are if it weren't for their looks, I know some of you might think this is ridiculous but there is a lot of science behind making money and looking good, I remember this in my Earth Science class from high school.

What do you think?
Does being more pretty help you be more successful in the NBA?
I think theres a reason why we never see 5/10 or below making 10+ million or more.


http://www.investoffshore.com/blog/images/gold-bars-crossed.jpg

:laugh2:

ILLUSIONIST^248
01-14-2013, 08:52 PM
I don't know why you're all acting like children. There is science behind making money and beauty. Name me one ugly nba player making over 10 million a year? That's right almost noone. It takes at least some facial aesthetics, a solid haircut and a decent body to be making over 10 million a year. #Factually

I'm guessing by your name you would like to have both those guys pull a duo on you?

dalton749
01-14-2013, 08:52 PM
inb4optakesthed