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Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:32 PM
Who are you taking with you?

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 08:33 PM
Artest, Jax, and Demarcus.

Artest and Jax are just goons. And Demarcus will just do the dirty work.

bucketss
12-17-2012, 08:34 PM
sjax for sure,joel pryzbilla, nate robinson

Cal827
12-17-2012, 08:35 PM
Bargnani, Bynum, Ginobili. All are soft as tissue, and are sure to go down on the first punch. So while they are getting beaten, I'll run the other way.

GiantsSwaGG
12-17-2012, 08:35 PM
Rasheed Wallace and Brooke Lopez

Im_in_Mia_bish
12-17-2012, 08:36 PM
Gasol, Boozer and Paul Pierce's Wheelchair.

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 08:38 PM
Gasol, Boozer and Paul Pierce's Wheelchair.

I lol'd

b@llhog24
12-17-2012, 08:39 PM
Pau Gasol, Richard Jefferson, Grant Hill.

#badass

koreancabbage
12-17-2012, 08:39 PM
MWP, Ben Wallace and Demarcus

heck throw in cheap shot reggie evans as well

koreancabbage
12-17-2012, 08:40 PM
forgot James Johnson, the guy is a black belt jiu jitsu

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 08:40 PM
Shaq, Ben Wallace & D-Wade

b@llhog24
12-17-2012, 08:41 PM
MWP, Ben Wallace and Demarcus

heck throw in cheap shot reggie evans as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1cBN8M-9I

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 08:41 PM
If you are including old players, Bill Lambier could be tossed in there too. In his prime, the dude was a goon.

benzni
12-17-2012, 08:43 PM
MWP, Garnett, Shaq

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:43 PM
Thugs do not impress me. I don't need someone that can talk a lot of smack. I need someone that will get my back.

Gerald Wallace, Zack Randolph, and Kenyon Martin.

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:44 PM
MWP, Ben Wallace and Demarcus

heck throw in cheap shot reggie evans as well

Damn i forgot about Ben

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-17-2012, 08:45 PM
Shaq, Ben Wallace & D-Wade

d wade :laugh:

KB-Pau-DH2012
12-17-2012, 08:45 PM
Ron Artest
Metta World Peace
Bismack Biyombo

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-17-2012, 08:46 PM
Artest, sjax, arenas's gun

Spurred1
12-17-2012, 08:48 PM
Delonte West, Metta, and Reggie Evans. Two guys with known instability issues-one who started an arena brawl in Metta and a nut grabber with Evans-can't go wrong.
Although Matt Barnes likes to start kerfuffles as well.

But I'm a woman-we don't get into bar fights in general. We like hurting others in more subtle catty ways.

bucketss
12-17-2012, 08:49 PM
Thugs do not impress me. I don't need someone that can talk a lot of smack. I need someone that will get my back.

Gerald Wallace, Zack Randolph, and Kenyon Martin.

you need guys with anger issues like pryzbilla he'd clear the whole place out by himself you just gotta sit back and watch

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:51 PM
Delonte West, Metta, and Reggie Evans. Two guys with known instability issues-one who started an arena brawl in Metta and a nut grabber with Evans-can't go wrong.
Although Matt Barnes likes to start kerfuffles as well.

But I'm a woman-we don't get into bar fights in general. We like hurting others in more subtle catty ways.

I know a couple women i would rather take with me into a fight than a lot of guys i know. Then again i live in Camden. The chicks are nuts.

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 08:52 PM
d wade :laugh:
D-Wade is built like a tank and knows how to fight.
He is a real *** dude.

Blitzbolt
12-17-2012, 08:53 PM
ZBO<he got that name for a reason.

coryd238
12-17-2012, 08:53 PM
Kenyon Martin
Sjax
Artest

**** with me.

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:54 PM
you need guys with anger issues like pryzbilla he'd clear the whole place out by himself you just gotta sit back and watch

Yup. I want someone that will go on a straight rampage. Pryzbilla might be overkill. I wanna fight not cripple someone. Priz might kill someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w0Jl34IGvg

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:55 PM
D-Wade is built like a tank and knows how to fight.
He is a real *** dude.

Hell no. D-Wade looks the type that will just call the cops

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-17-2012, 08:55 PM
d-wade is built like a tank and knows how to fight.
He is a real *** dude.

someone like russel westbrook would have no probelem beasting up wade.and he is not "real"

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 08:55 PM
D-Wade is built like a tank and knows how to fight.
He is a real *** dude.

Cue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_9VotKvqtk

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 08:57 PM
D-Wade is built like a tank but he is falling all over the place if you huff and puff on him too hard. Da **** kinda tank is that???

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 08:59 PM
someone like russel westbrook would have no probelem beasting up wade.and he is not "real"
Nah dawg. Wade would destroy W-Book.

Wade is one of the toughest guys in the league and yes he is a "real" dude.


D-Wade is built like a tank but he is falling all over the place if you huff and puff on him too hard. Da **** kinda tank is that???
When you put your body on the line and drive to the basket you are gonna get knocked down plenty of times.

Same thing happened to Jordan and Drexler.


Cue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_9VotKvqtk
Do you know how painful a badly dislocated shoulder is?
You'd be crying for your mommy if you suffered one.

ZebraCity916
12-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Zack Randolph, Artest, and Stephen Jackson.

joeym
12-17-2012, 09:01 PM
I would say Charles Oakley, Anthony Mason and Ricky Mahorn......

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Do you know how painful a badly dislocated shoulder is?
You'd be crying for your mommy if you suffered one.

Lmao.

I dislocated my shoulder snowboarding. I did not need a wheelchair, and I had to wait in ER for 4 hours before a doctor could pop it back in.

Wade is one of my favourite players, but that was just down right weak.

97NYer
12-17-2012, 09:01 PM
MWP, Jax, J O'Neal

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Nah dawg. Wade would destroy W-Book.

Wade is one of the toughest guys in the league and yes he is a "real" dude.

When you put your body on the line and drive to the basket you are gonna get knocked down plenty of times.

Same thing happened to Jordan and Drexler.


Do you know how painful a badly dislocated shoulder is?
You'd be crying for your mommy if you suffered one.

Man Wade is one of the last people i am taking. Wade has #WadesLadyParts

netsgiantsyanks
12-17-2012, 09:02 PM
ben wallace, ron artest, and stephen jackson. they are the key pieces to the malice in the palace.

Carey
12-17-2012, 09:03 PM
MWP, S-Jax...and can i go back and get Charles Oakley? lol

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:03 PM
Man Wade is one of the last people i am taking. Wade has #WadesLadyParts

Truth.

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 09:04 PM
Wade beating up KG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGOVj3kP5s

Wade beating up Rip Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjh5N1zVGgU

Wade breaking Kobe's face, showin him whos boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3mX8cbs-lk

Wade showin Pierce whats what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQO-Ib1vmM

Wade is the toughest.

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:06 PM
Wade beating up KG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGOVj3kP5s

Wade beating up Rip Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjh5N1zVGgU

Wade breaking Kobe's face, showin him whos boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3mX8cbs-lk

Wade showin Pierce whats what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQO-Ib1vmM

Wade is the toughest.

Where is the cheap shot on Rondo?

Still wouldn't have him. Sure he can dish it, but if someone were to touch him, he would just crumble. Add to the fact that he has like a billion concurring injuries.

Teeboy1487
12-17-2012, 09:06 PM
Gasol, Boozer and Paul Pierce's Wheelchair.
:laugh2:

justinnum1
12-17-2012, 09:06 PM
Udonis Haslem
Artest
perkins

DoMeFavors
12-17-2012, 09:07 PM
Lin,Singler, Frye because I dont need any help im tough.

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 09:08 PM
Still wouldn't have him. Sure he can dish it, but if someone were to touch him, he would just crumble. Add to the fact that he has like a billion concurring injuries.
Well Wade is very strong and has good core strength and excellent balance.
Plus he has long arms.

He has good physical attributes for a fighter.

He grew up in a tough neighborhood so he knows how to fight.

Just because he gets injured occasionally playing basketball doesn't mean he is weak or not tough.
To each their own though.

Jint.
12-17-2012, 09:10 PM
Sheed, Reggie Evans & Detlef Schrempf

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-17-2012, 09:11 PM
wade beating up kg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgovj3kp5s

wade beating up rip hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjh5n1zvggu

wade breaking kobe's face, showin him whos boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3mx8cbs-lk

wade showin pierce whats what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtqo-ib1vmm

wade is the toughest.

beating up kg??lolololololololol!
Showing kobe whos boss??loloololol

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-17-2012, 09:12 PM
Man Wade is one of the last people i am taking. Wade has #WadesLadyParts

^^^^^^^^^^

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:14 PM
Well Wade is very strong and has good core strength and excellent balance.
Plus he has long arms.

He has good physical attributes for a fighter.

He grew up in a tough neighborhood so he knows how to fight.

Just because he gets injured occasionally playing basketball doesn't mean he is weak or not tough.
To each their own though.

Growing up in a tough neighborhood doesn't mean you are a good fighter. I know for a fact that Wade was always a very quiet and polite individual growing up.

But yeah to each their own.

Funny no one said Lebron. Dude is built like a Tank.

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 09:15 PM
Growing up in a tough neighborhood doesn't mean you are a good fighter. I know for a fact that Wade was always a very quiet and polite individual growing up.

But yeah to each their own.

Funny no one said Lebron. Dude is built like a Tank.

This. Wade was a church mouse momma's boy in Chicago.

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 09:16 PM
This. Wade was a church mouse momma's boy in Chicago.
Just because someone is religious or a morally strong person doesn't mean they don't know how to fight or aren't tough.

Just sayin.

Lakers + Giants
12-17-2012, 09:19 PM
MWP, Kwame, and Pekovic.

If it's a guy bar then, Gasol, Bosh, and Bargnani.

kjoke
12-17-2012, 09:19 PM
Reggie Evans, Joel Pryzbilla, and
Shaun Livingston so that they have an easier chance beating him than me

BigEric
12-17-2012, 09:19 PM
Tony Allen, Reggie Evans, James Johnson.

I WOULD take Dwight... but knowing his track record... he'd probably just stand around and whine his way to a new alley..

Underdogz∞
12-17-2012, 09:19 PM
Just me and Delonte West and I'm good!

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 09:20 PM
Funny no one has mentioned Steve Blake.

Jint.
12-17-2012, 09:21 PM
MWP, Kwame, and Pekovic.

thats a great one..

LakersA's49ers
12-17-2012, 09:23 PM
Z-Bo
Sheed
Reggie Evans

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:23 PM
Funny no one has mentioned Steve Blake.

Not many people know how good of a fighter he is. Good mention.

SlimKid
12-17-2012, 09:24 PM
Just need one guy. Pek (a.k.a. Non from Superman) and I'm good!

Lakers + Giants
12-17-2012, 09:24 PM
thats a great one..

Pekovic is a ****in tank. Maybe because he's European or white skinned but people are definitely over looking him.

brebre82
12-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Shaq, Ben Wallace, Ron artest

njnets
12-17-2012, 09:27 PM
sjax, reggie evans, and MWP

Slug3
12-17-2012, 09:27 PM
Just because someone is religious or a morally strong person doesn't mean they don't know how to fight or aren't tough.

Just sayin.

I have to think you are joking with Wade. I'm a heat fan and even I know he would not want to get into any type of fight. Only one really on the Heat who would is haslem.

Andrew32
12-17-2012, 09:27 PM
All-Time I'd also be interested in Willis Reed and Maurice Lucas.

mjt20mik
12-17-2012, 09:29 PM
Delete

mr.awesome
12-17-2012, 09:30 PM
Corey Maggette.

Knicks21
12-17-2012, 09:33 PM
Artest, Sjax, Garnett

Snakeyestx
12-17-2012, 09:33 PM
Easy ...

Ron Artest, Matt Barnes (he'll go gangsta on somebody), and Kendrick Perkins.

They're all "enforcer" types.

crewfan13
12-17-2012, 09:34 PM
Joel Pryzbilla, Kurt Thomas and Metta

Yankeefan213
12-17-2012, 09:35 PM
Metta, SJax, and Dwight.

RonE Coleman
12-17-2012, 09:38 PM
Artest, Captain Jack and Im bringin back Ben Wallace

belliard is god
12-17-2012, 09:38 PM
pryzbilla, artest, captain jack

jon32
12-17-2012, 09:40 PM
Pekovic, James Johnson and Reggie Evans

jon32
12-17-2012, 09:41 PM
I feel like DeMarcus Cousins might **** some ppl up too

akesh99
12-17-2012, 09:42 PM
Z-Bo, Perk, Pittman

Il Mago50
12-17-2012, 09:43 PM
Stephen Jackson (loyalty, will fight for you till he can't anymore), Metta (he's probably the strongest dude in the NBA pound for pound and he's got a crazy side obviously, does not like liquid pored on him which is distinctly possible in a bar fight so temper may go over 8000) and Reggie Evans (Reggie is tough as hell and I'm sure he'd be the same way in a fight, love to have him by me in my corner)

lvlheaded
12-17-2012, 09:44 PM
Tyson Chandler, Ben Wallace, Sheed

Tell me some one is gonna **** with those 3

Green_Monster
12-17-2012, 09:45 PM
Gasol, Boozer and Paul Pierce's Wheelchair.

I like D-Wade's wheelchair better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfuJS0SBSac

Anyway, I would take MWP, S-Jax, and Evans.

DeRaptor95
12-17-2012, 09:49 PM
I like D-Wade's wheelchair better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfuJS0SBSac

D-wade > Pierce in terms of wheelchair LOOL

Heediot
12-17-2012, 09:50 PM
Pekovic

DeMarcus Cousins

Gerald Wallace

cubbybear2290
12-17-2012, 09:51 PM
Joakim Noah
James Johnson
Ron Artest

Haha good luck winning against them.

DeRaptor95
12-17-2012, 09:51 PM
Imagine Captain Jackson, Perkins and Sprewell chasin u in hoods!

MackSnackWrap
12-17-2012, 09:52 PM
Stephen Jackson, Ron Artest, Shaq

jon32
12-17-2012, 09:53 PM
^^ not man ppl know James Johnsons background haha , hed **** ppl up

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 09:53 PM
Pekovic is a ****in tank. Maybe because he's European or white skinned but people are definitely over looking him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzGvMqhtB0&list=PL8299C386A7D9EEA1&index=183

"What is your favorite holiday meal?" Pekovic:"Meat..."

Pekovic is a scary mother****er.

Celtics33
12-17-2012, 09:55 PM
MWP, Garnett, and Reggie Evans.

MT2A
12-17-2012, 09:56 PM
Artest, Matt Barnes, Charles Barkley

RonE Coleman
12-17-2012, 09:57 PM
MWP, Garnett, and Reggie Evans.

Fake tough guys. You cant flop in a fight so I dont see how Reggie Evans could help out. Gimme Artest, Captain Jack and Ben Wallace and well call it a day.

Twins Fanatic
12-17-2012, 09:57 PM
I gonna skip the players and go straight to the commissioner David Stern; can't lose when fights are fixed.

MT2A
12-17-2012, 09:58 PM
or maybe just Arenas and Crittendon... wait, scratch that they would shoot each other.

Kmeezy9
12-17-2012, 10:01 PM
I'm going in with some crazy *** dudes...

Obviously...
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4e73a5276bb3f7071400000c-400-300/metta-world-peace.jpg

I don't know if he can fight but if he got all angry and Psycho T'd up maybe he would go ape **** on some..

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4f43de43eab8ea506600003b-400-300/tyler-hansbrough.jpg

If not Psycho my designated white guy would definitely be Pekovic like others have said...

The last guy I would take is Kenneth Faried...dude is strong as hell and I wouldn't doubt if he could kick some ***...

My honorable mention list which includes some guys I wouldn't mind on my side are:
Reggie Evans (Dude will do anything)
Michael Beasley (One angery man)
DeShawn Stevenson (Guy is a lunatic, who tattoos lincoln to their throat?)
Ivan Johnson (Banned from the Korean league and just seems like he'd be good to have in your corner)

BcEuAbRsS
12-17-2012, 10:08 PM
Westbrook, Rose, Nate Robinson.

They'd beat your *** before you even knew you were in a fight.

JOhnnyTHaJet
12-17-2012, 10:09 PM
Reggie Evans, Gerald Wallace, Kevin Garnett.

Theyhateme459
12-17-2012, 10:09 PM
Rondo, SJax, & Z-Bo

rocket
12-17-2012, 10:13 PM
Westbrook, Rose, Nate Robinson.

They'd beat your *** before you even knew you were in a fight.
Rose would hug me, give me a present, send me a thank you card.

BcEuAbRsS
12-17-2012, 10:15 PM
Rose would hug me, give me a present, send me a thank you card.

He's respectful, but he grew up on the south side. I'm sure he has that switch if needed.

JRisdabest
12-17-2012, 10:15 PM
Kenyon Martin , Reggie Evans and Ric flair (woooo)

beldugo
12-17-2012, 10:16 PM
Pekovic,Perkins,delonte west. Two big scary dudes and one who probably have all kind of weapons with him.

tripleplay2007
12-17-2012, 10:17 PM
I'd only need Brian Scalabrine, he could handle it all.

--23--
12-17-2012, 10:17 PM
Artest, Captain Jack, and Rondo :cool:

Kenyon Martin and Tony Allen would be my next choices.

ldawg
12-17-2012, 10:41 PM
Z-bo, Tru Warrior and Action Jackson

LA>WORLD___KOBE
12-17-2012, 10:41 PM
Wilt Chamberlin........speerwell...... lebron

Jint.
12-17-2012, 10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzGvMqhtB0&list=PL8299C386A7D9EEA1&index=183

"What is your favorite holiday meal?" Pekovic:"Meat..."

Pekovic is a scary mother****er.

Mmmm meat.. :drool:

JdKing7
12-17-2012, 10:54 PM
James johnson all the way

pd1dish
12-17-2012, 10:58 PM
Metta, Lebron, and Ben Wallace

Sevilla91
12-17-2012, 11:10 PM
David West

VinceCarter
12-17-2012, 11:15 PM
Fake tough guys. You cant flop in a fight so I dont see how Reggie Evans could help out.

You're joking, right? He flops to get calls in a game of basketball. I HATE flopping and I'm not supporting it but if he was in a fight there is no point in flopping lol

mamba24
12-17-2012, 11:15 PM
mwp, dj mbenga (dude is a black belt and about 7 ft tall), and if if we can use old/former players probaby javaris crittenton. that guy always has a gun on him. he clearly isnt shy about using it either.

JasonJohnHorn
12-17-2012, 11:17 PM
SJAX, MWP and Rondo... SJAX and MWP for obvious reasons (I mean, they were willing to take on an entire stadium full of fans) and Rondo because he's more than happy to take on the big guys (see Kris Humphries).

That said, I think if I had Grant Hill he may be able to talk everybody out of fighting.

killbumdeluxe13
12-17-2012, 11:20 PM
Serge Ibaka - dudes from Africa, living in Africa is automatically tougher than a bar fight and the dudes a beast

KG - he'll fight dirty

Nikola Pekovic - Russian or something close to it, Eastern European foreigners are always handy in bar fights

Seizabmc
12-17-2012, 11:25 PM
Sheed, Ivan Jonson, regie evans

GunFactor187
12-17-2012, 11:27 PM
Out of the current roster...Artest, S-Jax, and JO'Neal.

Chill_Will_24
12-17-2012, 11:28 PM
Serge Ibaka - dudes from Africa, living in Africa is automatically tougher than a bar fight and the dudes a beast

KG - he'll fight dirty

Nikola Pekovic - Russian or something close to it, Eastern European foreigners are always handy in bar fights

Africa automatically makes you tougher? Russian or something close to it? Any other geographical expertise you would like to share?

RenegadeRiot36
12-17-2012, 11:39 PM
Ben Wallace, Rasheed Wallace, and Steven Jackson. Or just KG

bloomis1307
12-17-2012, 11:40 PM
I'm suprised no one has mentioned David West the dude Boxes....I'll throw him with DJ mbenga black belt and one crazy ripped mofo in Reggie Evans

dalton749
12-17-2012, 11:44 PM
west mbenga and james johnson

bucketss
12-17-2012, 11:45 PM
what ever you do don't take melo he'll slap one of them than back peddle towards the exit leaving you alone lmfao

MiamiBoy77
12-17-2012, 11:45 PM
reggie evans, deshawn stevenson, mwp

nytunnelvision
12-18-2012, 12:03 AM
Jeff van Gundy, Stan van Gundy, and Dwight Howard. In a fight, I'd at least like to enjoy the van Gundy's trying to break it up while holding onto Dwight's legs for dear life. And throw in Marcus Camby. And make it MLK day for good measure. Good times.

PacersForLife
12-18-2012, 12:08 AM
David West, Ron Artest, and a young Jermaine O'Neal.

lpdunks8
12-18-2012, 12:20 AM
James johnson all the way

LOL, thank you! Very wise to know that you would only need to pick one.

James Johnson could probably take all three of any group presented here. For those who don't know about his martial arts accomplishments; you should probably look them up.

lpdunks8
12-18-2012, 12:22 AM
Here ya go:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1151224/index.htm

LakersMaster24
12-18-2012, 12:32 AM
Ron Ron, S-Jax and Rondo.

MonroeFAN
12-18-2012, 12:55 AM
Ben Wallace, James Johnson & Jason Maxiell


http://thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/image005.jpg
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/luke_winn/01/28/james.johnson/james.johson.1.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/344/305/jason-maxiell-rebounds-300x271_display_image.jpg?1317062175


Those saying Sjax should be ashamed. Bunz would get his *** beat by any of the people being mentioned in here (heck, maybe even some of the posters).

Mikeleafs
12-18-2012, 01:31 AM
Stephen Jackson, Ron Artest, Reggie Evans

.

jerellh528
12-18-2012, 01:35 AM
Wade beating up KG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGOVj3kP5s

Wade beating up Rip Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjh5N1zVGgU

Wade breaking Kobe's face, showin him whos boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3mX8cbs-lk

Wade showin Pierce whats what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQO-Ib1vmM

Wade is the toughest.

Every one of these videos shows nothing your average adult male couldn't do hahah. Great "evidence" of how tough wade is. Almost as susbtantial as your love of Kobe.

DeyAce
12-18-2012, 01:36 AM
Reggie Evans Rondo World Peace

ILLUSIONIST^248
12-18-2012, 01:37 AM
Just because someone is religious or a morally strong person doesn't mean they don't know how to fight or aren't tough.

Just sayin.

Just hive it up bro . Your argument crumbled along time ago.

RLundi
12-18-2012, 01:40 AM
JJ Redick and Ricky Rubio.

RLundi
12-18-2012, 01:44 AM
Ron Ron, S-Jax and Rondo.

LOL Rondo isn't tough, he's stupid. He has David and Goliath syndrome, except in real life, Goliaths always win. He has heart, I'll give him that, but he's too daft to realize after the first 15 seconds of his arm-flailing and battle-crying he's going to get disfigured and dismembered quite easily.

LA_Raiders
12-18-2012, 02:00 AM
Bargnani, Bynum, Ginobili. All are soft as tissue, and are sure to go down on the first punch. So while they are getting beaten, I'll run the other way.

lol

LA_Raiders
12-18-2012, 02:01 AM
MWP, SJax & Sheed

John Walls Era
12-18-2012, 02:03 AM
Zach Randolph, Ron Artest and Dwight Howard. Dwight isnt gonna do anything, but he can at least intimidate.

joseph aka Jman
12-18-2012, 02:08 AM
MWP
S-Jax
KG

meloman1592
12-18-2012, 02:14 AM
stephen jackson, kenyon martin and ron

eyeamagerm
12-18-2012, 02:22 AM
Bill Lambier, Reggie Evans, and Dennis Rodman

DJiC
12-18-2012, 02:33 AM
in their prime....karl malone, barkley, shaq

Faneik
12-18-2012, 02:41 AM
James Johnson, Pekovic, Maxiell

dee279
12-18-2012, 02:52 AM
James Johnson, Al Harrington, and DJ Mbenga. All guys who have some kind of fighting background. Thats if i want a quick show.

If i want to have fun, i would say Lance Stephenson , M. Beasley, and Kobe. I say Kobe because he will fight until he gets knocked out and he prolly will get knocked out because he cant fight. I pick Beasley and Stephenson just for the fact that I know after the fight, ima have someone to get real high with.

BULLSFAN0810
12-18-2012, 02:55 AM
cj watson james johnson sjackson and demarcus cousins... always need a loon

hail2skins4life
12-18-2012, 03:06 AM
MWP, stephen jackson, ZBo

lakersfan01
12-18-2012, 03:24 AM
MWP :box:
Gilbert Arenas :guns:
Javaris Crittenton :guns:

CLOUD-9
12-18-2012, 03:59 AM
Rasheed Wallace, Ron Artest, Ben Wallace........... With my boys Charles Oakley, Latrell Sprewell, and Anthony Mason on speed dial for back up! We can take on the whole bar!!!!! LOL...... Queensbridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thechom80
12-18-2012, 04:35 AM
Pek Smash.

DreamShaker
12-18-2012, 04:47 AM
Ron Artest
Charles Oakley
Vernon Maxwell

NYYCowboys
12-18-2012, 04:56 AM
Charles Oakley


/thread.

YashBoone
12-18-2012, 09:02 AM
No

Heediot
12-18-2012, 09:20 AM
Pekovic - I think he'll **** **** up

James Johnson - MMA background

For insurance

Javaris Crittenton (he'll just shoot the place up just in case we need it)

kobe4thewinbang
12-18-2012, 09:22 AM
what ever you do don't take melo he'll slap one of them than back peddle towards the exit leaving you alone lmfaoYES! :clap: And he'll make the shot too.

JiffyMix88
12-18-2012, 09:27 AM
Wade beating up KG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGOVj3kP5s

Wade beating up Rip Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjh5N1zVGgU

Wade breaking Kobe's face, showin him whos boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3mX8cbs-lk

Wade showin Pierce whats what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQO-Ib1vmM

Wade is the toughest.


did you really just post a whole bunch of a attempting to act hard by pushing and taking cheap shots?

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 09:29 AM
Kevin Garnett, Kendrick Perkins and Metta World Peace

BirdIsTheWord
12-18-2012, 10:50 AM
James Johnson can do all the fighting while me, Ty Lawson and Faried (players I'd like to hang with) go back to the bar.

NickyNick
12-18-2012, 11:02 AM
Perkins, thats all you need

BaddNewz
12-18-2012, 11:12 AM
Amir Johnson he's definitely gonna jump in front of me and make hisself the enemy, sjax, & psycho T hopefully he sees me as his little brother.

Never Reggie Evans his gonna fake his own knockout during the rumble.

Hitman21
12-18-2012, 11:23 AM
anthony mason charles oakley and pat ewing

Big Zo
12-18-2012, 11:38 AM
Kevin Garnett

And are these guys he's about to fight a lot smaller than him?

SteBO
12-18-2012, 11:41 AM
David West is guy who does kick boxing in the offseason as part of his training regimine. I didn't see him mentioned in here, and I think he's been overlooked.

Im_in_Mia_bish
12-18-2012, 11:41 AM
Present players: LeBron James, Zach Randolf, and of course CRASH (Gerald Wallace) or David West.

Oldies included: LeBron James, Ben Wallace, and of course Bill Lambier.

Oldies only: Ben Wallace, Bill Lambier, and Charles Barkley to instigate lol

Accessories only: Paul Pierce's Wheel Chair.

mike_noodles
12-18-2012, 11:42 AM
I'm taking the boys from the malice. MWP, Cap'n Jack and JO. You know those guys will throw down. And old man Oakley in our corner. .

JiffyMix88
12-18-2012, 11:58 AM
Present players: LeBron James, Zach Randolf, and of course CRASH (Gerald Wallace) or David West.

Oldies included: LeBron James, Ben Wallace, and of course Bill Lambier.

Oldies only: Ben Wallace, Bill Lambier, and Charles Barkley to instigate lol

Accessories only: Paul Pierce's Wheel Chair.

:clap:

haha that was so clever of you!
Where did you get the idea?

Im_in_Mia_bish
12-18-2012, 12:03 PM
:clap:

haha that was so clever of you!
Where did you get the idea?

:cool:

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 12:07 PM
Chris Anderson, Udonis Haslem and JR Smith

SwatTeam
12-18-2012, 12:12 PM
MWP (Crazy people are scary. His face doesn't really change expressions when he's angry, throwing bows, or starting brawls. Dude is cold-blooded. He has a psychiatrist for crying out loud and changed his name for no damn reason. As recent events have shown, crazy people do crazy things)

Z-Bo (should be on everybody's list)

Jerry Stackhouse (look up the story about what he said to Antoine Walker during a game)

heattiltheend94
12-18-2012, 12:16 PM
mild fight: MWP Sheed and Perkins

serious fight for blood: Delonte West, Reggie Evans, and Przybilla

THE_FLASH_21
12-18-2012, 12:22 PM
Milsap, Boogie, Zbo, Artest

QueensG_718
12-18-2012, 12:33 PM
Pekovich(he looks like he would kill somebody. Goonish)
Rasheed wallace
Ben wallace

HowFit
12-18-2012, 12:40 PM
Cue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_9VotKvqtk

Lmao!

cheesypacker
12-18-2012, 12:44 PM
Brook Lopez , LeBron James, Shaq!!

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 12:46 PM
Iman Shumpert... That's all you'd need right?

NYKnickFanatic
12-18-2012, 12:52 PM
Rodman, Artest and Shawn Bradley.

Chavacano
12-18-2012, 12:53 PM
Ron Artest (psycho), Andrei Gennadyevich Kirilenko (universal soldier) and Kendrick Le'Dale Perkins Sr (emotionless killer).

rhymeratic
12-18-2012, 12:58 PM
Kurt Thomas - Got that look in his eye
Stephen Jackson - You know he packing heat
Nate Robinson - He'll start a fight and is a pitbull

He115ing
12-18-2012, 12:59 PM
Lebron, Garnett, Ben Wallace

P Styles
12-18-2012, 12:59 PM
Stephen Jackson
Ron Artest
Rasheed Wallace

Caveman508
12-18-2012, 01:07 PM
I wanted to come in here to say thank you to Andrew so I can add something finally to the most homerish statement thread.... really guy Wade in a fight?

Just stop

on topic

Z-Bo, Ben Wallace , Joey Grahm would be my pick for a bar fight

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 01:27 PM
Mookie Blaylock, Travis Knight and Nick Van Exel

D-Leethal
12-18-2012, 01:29 PM
Novak, Jeremy Lin, Steve Nash.

MrfadeawayJB
12-18-2012, 01:38 PM
Artest, Cousins, and Randolph.

Randolph don't bluff

J4KOP99
12-18-2012, 01:47 PM
Charles Oakley (prime), Shaq, and Artest

The Flash
12-18-2012, 01:51 PM
Alonzo Mourning, Zbo , Shaq

sfattahian
12-18-2012, 01:57 PM
Current players:

Dwight, Perkins, Tony Allen

All time:

Shaq, Barkley, Karl Malone

Charles Oakley and Rodman on standby

Six-8-TheWizard
12-18-2012, 01:57 PM
I gonna skip the players and go straight to the commissioner David Stern; can't lose when fights are fixed.

:laugh:

SeoulBeatz
12-18-2012, 01:58 PM
MWP, Garnett, Reggie Evans, and Thomas Robinson

Swift Game
12-18-2012, 01:59 PM
Reggie Evans...thats all...he is the epitamy of a dirtly player..

Swift Game
12-18-2012, 02:01 PM
But really..

Rick Mahorn, Charles Oakley and Anthony mason....or even the X man mcdaniels.

How about brad lohouse or Kelly petruca... Tom chambers maybe..bill wennington or luc longley..

rapjuicer06
12-18-2012, 02:19 PM
Give me Steve Nash...no one will want to fight me because 1. they'll want his autograph, 2. He's probably the nicest guy in the NBA and can talk the others out of it.

Or Reggie Evans...He'll knock them out them rape them

sep11ie
12-18-2012, 02:22 PM
ZBo as my big man, James Johnson for ninja fighter and Tony Parker as my shield.

dee279
12-18-2012, 02:50 PM
Earl Boykins, Tyrone Bogues, and Spud Webb.

They will all just jump on the doodes shoulders and pound on their heads till they knock em out.

SportsFanatic10
12-18-2012, 03:03 PM
ron ron/zbo/lbj

rpgmaster86
12-18-2012, 03:10 PM
MWP, oakley, ben wallace

StoicSentry
12-18-2012, 03:14 PM
Just for fun I'm gonna go the 90's Knicks front line in Ewing, Mason and Oakley.

nolin
12-18-2012, 03:15 PM
charles barkley - he did beat up shaq....

karl malones head

only 2 players need

Boozah
12-18-2012, 03:18 PM
MWP , Perkins & Charles Barkley

shep33
12-18-2012, 03:20 PM
Easiest question ever and you don`t need 3. Critt or Gilbert... choose one

RicoSteel
12-18-2012, 03:34 PM
I'm going into a brawl with:

Steve Blake
Tayshaun Prince
&
Brandon Jennings

Hawkeye15
12-18-2012, 03:35 PM
Pekovic, Evans, and Iggy.

jesusr77
12-18-2012, 03:36 PM
Good question I'm rolling with Reggie Evan, Rasheed Wallace, Kevin Garnett. No way we losing LOL

49erGiantLaker
12-18-2012, 03:39 PM
Artest, R. Wallace, and S. Jackson

Minimal
12-18-2012, 03:50 PM
Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, Jermaine O'Neal...wait...

raiderposting
12-18-2012, 03:51 PM
no hesitation MWP. case closed. the look in that mans eyes during the brawl will make anyone piss their pants if it is directed towards them.

CubsBullsBucs
12-18-2012, 03:52 PM
MWP, KG & Sheed

CubsBullsBucs
12-18-2012, 03:52 PM
Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Michael Sweetney, Earl Boykins

BradytoGronkTD
12-18-2012, 03:55 PM
Kwame Brown 6'11" 290 lbs. Good luck fighting that bar scumbags

Serge Ibaka He will swat a basketball in their face and produce some facial fractures

Corey Maggette That guy is just jacked.

Bruno
12-18-2012, 04:03 PM
david west, ron artest, kendrick perkins.

leafswin2011
12-18-2012, 04:04 PM
kobe,nash,howard.I got money on the thunder to win the west!!

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 04:07 PM
Scalabrine, Chase Budinger and Matt Bonner

ChicagoFan4Eva
12-18-2012, 04:15 PM
MWP, Rodman, KG?

dee279
12-18-2012, 04:20 PM
Scalabrine, Chase Budinger and Matt Bonner

Haha Ginger power

amos1er
12-18-2012, 04:20 PM
Kwame Brown 6'11" 290 lbs. Good luck fighting that bar scumbags

Serge Ibaka He will swat a basketball in their face and produce some facial fractures

Corey Maggette That guy is just jacked.

Size is irrelevant when you are mentally weak...Kwame is as soft as the **** I take in the morning after I've been drinking all night.

LAKobeBryant
12-18-2012, 04:22 PM
sjax and MWP for sure you need good team chemistry to win anything:)

sjbirds
12-18-2012, 04:24 PM
Haha Ginger power

this made me laugh...and i dont know why people are saying kg..he is more a bully and only picks on people who are afraid of him...i never see him step to someone that would actually fight.. def mwp, rodman and oakley

amos1er
12-18-2012, 04:25 PM
I have to go with Metta, Ben Wallace, and Perkins

amos1er
12-18-2012, 04:28 PM
this made me laugh...and i dont know why people are saying kg..he is more a bully and only picks on people who are afraid of him...i never see him step to someone that would actually fight.. def mwp, rodman and oakley

KG is a *****. He always backs down when someone gets back in his face. All bark and no bite. He is like the cowardly lion from the wizard of Oz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2itQkiQUOE

PleaseBeNice
12-18-2012, 04:31 PM
Demarcus, Artest, James Johnson (black belt)

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 04:31 PM
Dexter Pittman, Tony Kukoc and Ahman Green

DeyAce
12-18-2012, 04:37 PM
Rodman

DaoudS
12-18-2012, 04:38 PM
I need two guys for the dirty hits; Batum & Evans. Then one guy who can kick someone's head off; James Johnson.

Chi~TwnHawksFan
12-18-2012, 04:39 PM
Artest. SJax, Garnett

Bklyn24
12-18-2012, 04:39 PM
jeremy lin- looks enough like bruce lee that im confident hes a master in some martial art
gilbert arenas- if the fight isnt going well at least hes got the gun to end it quickly
reggie evans- just look at him, you dont want any part of this guy

fresh prince
12-18-2012, 04:44 PM
MWP, KG & Sheed

KG is the one obvious choice here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WKWVVikdg

Loloolo

My 3 are:

1 KG,
2. Artest
3. Delonte West

Gritz
12-18-2012, 04:44 PM
Jermaine Oneal, Steven Jackson, Grtiz, Artest. Straight up goon squad...

Bullsfan22
12-18-2012, 04:53 PM
S-Jax , Artest and James Johnson would do just fine I suppose.

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 04:56 PM
Karl Malone, Charles Oakley and Kevin Willis

/thread

amos1er
12-18-2012, 04:57 PM
KG is the one obvious choice here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WKWVVikdg

Loloolo

My 3 are:

1 KG,
2. Artest
3. Delonte West

lol @ KG. Soft.

Cali4rnia
12-18-2012, 05:00 PM
popeye jones and sam cassell these two ugly mother fukers would scare everyone away.

fresh prince
12-18-2012, 05:03 PM
KG is a *****. He always backs down when someone gets back in his face. All bark and no bite. He is like the cowardly lion from the wizard of Oz.


Originally Posted by sjbirds
this made me laugh...and i dont know why people are saying kg..he is more a bully and only picks on people who are afraid of him...i never see him step to someone that would actually fight.. def mwp, rodman and oakley


Hav you guys not seen this??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WKWVVikdg

I mean come on now! You want that guy next to you when the Jack Daniels and Smiirnoff bottles start flying across the room

Dr Cyanide 28
12-18-2012, 05:14 PM
metta world peace x3

ZHawk1123
12-18-2012, 05:28 PM
Dick Bavetta, Joey Crawford, and Rasheed Wallace

dee279
12-18-2012, 05:30 PM
Metta world peace, Ron Artest, and Shanaenae. (All the same person)

TheTreys
12-18-2012, 05:35 PM
Rondo, Ibaka, Howard

sportscrazy34
12-18-2012, 05:54 PM
Oliver Miller, wedge him in the door and it's an easy getaway.

Six-8-TheWizard
12-18-2012, 06:13 PM
Throwback pick: Kermit Washington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBNNAvyspGs&t=84

Also Rodman

Six-8-TheWizard
12-18-2012, 06:14 PM
Steve Blake is a sleeper choice too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5nRPC6uw8

aztr0
12-18-2012, 07:39 PM
Metta World Peace, Reggie Evans and Rasheed Wallace.

Verbal Christ
12-18-2012, 09:15 PM
chris childs, artest and barkley

Phillysports90
12-18-2012, 09:29 PM
Old player included kermit washington is in my corner along with metta, and regggie evans

SirSkyHook
12-18-2012, 09:38 PM
Steven Jackson, Ibaka, Bynum

ohreally
12-18-2012, 09:41 PM
Mbenga, Faried, and Pekovic.

If I could go back, an all old Knicks trio of Willis, Oak, and Xavier McDaniel. With Marvin Webster in reserve.

mwoodri
12-18-2012, 09:54 PM
James Johnson, MWP, Kenyon Martin. Hell, give me James Johnson and I like my chances...

GSWJunkie
12-18-2012, 10:08 PM
If we are talking all players, ever. The Mailman, LBJ and Laimbeer.

Built like trucks and don't mind getting their hands dirty.

Or a crew of Shaq, Wilt "The Stilt" (may he rest in peace) and Shawn Kemp and you got the makings of
a pretty damn formidable smashing crew hehe.

Bun-b09
12-18-2012, 10:19 PM
Reggie Evans, Pek, faried

JNA17
12-18-2012, 10:25 PM
In their prime?

Ron Artest
Ben Wallace
Dennis Rodman

Now?

Metta World Peace
Kendrick Perkins
DJ Mbenga (Black Belt)

Yankees1115
12-18-2012, 11:00 PM
You have to have Artest first. That's pretty much mandatory.

Zach Randolph def has thrown down before on the court.

Don't sleep on my man James Johnson. Dude is 20-0 in Kickboxing

This article is actually on point.

Five players who could crossover to MMA during the lockout.

http://www.cagepotato.com/five-nba-players-who-could-crossover-to-mma-during-the-lockout/

lamar2006
12-18-2012, 11:30 PM
Earl Boykins, Nate Robinson, Isaih Thomas Jr. They go under the attackers legs and call the police while I take on all the rest. LMAO.

SINCESTARBURY25
12-19-2012, 12:05 AM
Ron Artest, Jr Smith, Stephen Jackson.

Chill_Will_24
12-19-2012, 12:46 AM
Steve Blake is a sleeper choice too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5nRPC6uw8

Is THIS what people are going on about with Steve Blake? That was soft as hell.

There is a couple chicks here in Camden i know that would whoop his *** :laugh2:

Thought they were playing for a sec there.

Chill_Will_24
12-19-2012, 12:52 AM
A lot of love here for Artest based on rep i see.

Keep in mind that just because he is more liable to wanna fight does not mean he can fight better than anyone. I would rather go with mean huge guys like Ben Wallace, Reggie Evans, and Zach Randolph

3 huge mother ****ers that aren't about the talking and are straight out the hood.

BTW anyone saying Arenas or Crittenson GTFOH Nobody said anything about killing or shooting anyone. That is what the **** is wrong with this country and why we have so many massacres. People always looking for a reason to bust out a piece like a coward and end a life. -END RANT

mosesedan
12-19-2012, 01:15 AM
kmart gerald wallace , rubio to sing in spanish while the fight goes on

LA_Raiders
12-19-2012, 02:25 AM
popeye jones and sam cassell these two ugly mother fukers would scare everyone away.

lol