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Il Mago50
11-20-2012, 06:26 PM
Let's assume that the fatties of the NBA put together a royal rumble like event where the winner eventually had to survive to the end throwing over other highly obese gentlemen before going one on one with the other finalist to see who climbs a latter first to get a suitcase full of twinkies first and an nba contract along with it.

The contestants are:

Eddy "twinkie king" curry

Michael "its baby fat" sweetney

Greg "not good enough in career for one" ostertag

Lamar "skittle me this" odom

Glen "baby candy" davis

Raymond "sometimes I'm not" felton

Zach "not jumping saves energy" randolph

Aaron "eat the season away" gray

Kendrick "the ball is heavy like me and my heart" perkins

Boris "two scoops of le rocky road" diaw

Marcus fizer

Jarvis hayes

Sofolitis "baby shaq" (insert long greek last name here)

Renardo sidney

Cole aldrich

Doug "save the 3-pt streak" martin

Along with surprise entrants:

Entire cast of 1 ton man

Rosie o'donnell

Eddie murphy dressed up as dr. Klump

Tyrone biggums


Who wins that nba contract? (Assume three current nbaer's aren't in league)

JOhnnyTHaJet
11-20-2012, 06:27 PM
Raymond Felton

CityofTreez
11-20-2012, 06:30 PM
Great idea!

DoMeFavors
11-20-2012, 06:30 PM
Weirdest thread ive ever seen.

JNoel
11-20-2012, 06:35 PM
Eddy Aka bigmac Curry

b_russ
11-20-2012, 06:35 PM
Zach Randolph

b_russ
11-20-2012, 06:37 PM
If he wasn't retired, Oliver Miller.

AsiandudePH
11-20-2012, 06:47 PM
Kendrick "the ball is heavy like me and my heart" perkins :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ebbs
11-20-2012, 06:48 PM
lol

LAKERS 24/7
11-20-2012, 06:49 PM
tyrone biggums. after watching him dominate in fear factor, this should be a cake walk

Hellcrooner
11-20-2012, 06:49 PM
Oliver Miller.

sep11ie
11-20-2012, 06:52 PM
I'll go with Hell"hell I don't even know what I'm saying half the time"Crooner.

teddygreen17
11-20-2012, 07:05 PM
Eddy Curry...first dude i thought about when I heard twinkie...

LAKobeBryant
11-20-2012, 07:07 PM
Wtf.....
But Charles Barkley

JasonJohnHorn
11-20-2012, 07:08 PM
Charles Barkley of course!

StarvingKnick22
11-20-2012, 07:13 PM
Lets see who will be laughing when the twinkies are the only thing that survive the apocalypse.

sep11ie
11-20-2012, 07:15 PM
Lets see who will be laughing when the twinkies are the only thing that survive the apocalypse.

How would we see that?:confused:

J Dub8299
11-20-2012, 07:30 PM
And Jamarcuss Russell comes in and eats everybody and everything!