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P Harvy
11-06-2012, 03:17 AM
Pekovic because he's like a big gorilla so we'd fit right in

KnickaBocka.44
11-06-2012, 03:17 AM
Morrison...Adam Morrison

Sadds The Gr8
11-06-2012, 03:18 AM
Greg Oden. The length of his dong will keep me satisfied

DoMeFavors
11-06-2012, 03:18 AM
Steve Novak he could shoot rocks onto a pineapple three to knock them down.

Avenged
11-06-2012, 03:18 AM
Eddy "Come and Touch it, Dave" Curry

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Eddy-Curry-slapped-with-bizarre-sex-harassment-s?urn=nba,133934

KB-Pau-DH2012
11-06-2012, 03:21 AM
Well, I'm a Kobephile, so u know I'd want me some of that Black Mamba.

P Harvy
11-06-2012, 03:22 AM
Actually it'd be a tough choice.

Either Pek or Beasely so I could have someone to rub my knees for me.

Nick O
11-06-2012, 03:26 AM
Glen davis.. I would eat him. hed feed me for months

RonE Coleman
11-06-2012, 03:26 AM
Stephon "Vaseline" Marbury

JOhnnyTHaJet
11-06-2012, 03:28 AM
Dwight Howard. He has arms.

topdog
11-06-2012, 03:36 AM
J.J. Barea because he's from an actual island called Puerto Rico so he could teach me how to live there and also I've heard playing dead makes bad animals go away but I'm sure flopping probably works better.

asandhu23
11-06-2012, 04:08 AM
Monta Ellis.

Diabolical
11-06-2012, 04:08 AM
Kyle Korver is pretty cute...

SugeKnight
11-06-2012, 04:11 AM
J.J. Barea because he's from an actual island called Puerto Rico so he could teach me how to live there and also I've heard playing dead makes bad animals go away but I'm sure flopping probably works better.

Bismack Biyombo. He grew up in a tribe, right?

aussie
11-06-2012, 10:14 AM
McGee, all the air in his head could support a raft out at sea

or

Kaman, that man can hunt anything

JasonJohnHorn
11-06-2012, 10:22 AM
Candace Parker... and I would never want to be rescued! ;-)

Chill_Will_24
11-06-2012, 10:26 AM
I am assuming you mean NBA players and there are females there.

Brook Lopez is my answer. Not kidding. The guy may suck but i met him and they guy is a joy to talk to. He is just a huge nerd. Anyone that likes comics, Harry Potter, Marvel movies, or Hunger Games would love being around him. :laugh2:

thenaj17
11-06-2012, 10:39 AM
Well, I'm a Kobephile, so u know I'd want me some of that Black Mamba.

Are you bi-polar?

I swear i read in a post you were completely against Kobe, he's a ball hog and shot jacker.

Either that or you were trolling insanely

Citanoxeno
11-06-2012, 10:42 AM
Candace Parker... and I would never want to be rescued! ;-)

You beat me to it:clap:

Gram
11-06-2012, 11:02 AM
Steve Novak he could shoot rocks onto a pineapple three to knock them down.

Lol this actually made me laugh.

Rodney Stuckey so I can kick sand into his eyes - although he shoots like he's got sand in his eyes already.

FraziersKnicks
11-06-2012, 11:53 AM
LeBron James

He115ing
11-06-2012, 12:20 PM
since you did not specify the sport, I pick Maria Sharapova.

Supa
11-06-2012, 12:37 PM
Sue Bird

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JasonJohnHorn
11-06-2012, 12:37 PM
since you did not specify the sport, I pick Maria Sharapova.

I think I may have changed my mind then... lol

jiggin
11-06-2012, 12:39 PM
Antonija Misura: Croatia National Team

for a complete list of the top 45 I wouldn't mind having on an island with me...well maybe with a few exceptions:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1309349-the-45-hottest-female-basketball-stars-in-the-world#/articles/1309349-the-45-hottest-female-basketball-stars-in-the-world/page/46

elledaddy
11-06-2012, 12:39 PM
Candace Parker... and I would never want to be rescued! ;-)





I was goin with SKYLAR DIGGINS

Andrew32
11-06-2012, 12:48 PM
Shaq -
He is pretty smart and would probably find a way for us to get off the island or survive good.
Also his natural humor would make island life more enjoyable. :)

Chris Kaman -
Dude knows how to hunt...

If we can use past players then Karl Malone would also be one of my top choices.
He is a hunter and lives in the mountains or some ish lol.

Glen Davis -
I can kill him and survive off the fat for awhile.

slvr&blck760
11-06-2012, 12:56 PM
Male - Jared Allen

Female - the Dolphins cheerleading squad!

lakers4sho
11-06-2012, 01:11 PM
Raps08-09 Champ

8kobe24
11-06-2012, 01:12 PM
Are you bi-polar?

I swear i read in a post you were completely against Kobe, he's a ball hog and shot jacker.

Either that or you were trolling insanely

llullz

mightybosstone
11-06-2012, 01:26 PM
Andrew is the only poster on here who has the right idea. While conversation and your fandom could factor in to your choice, wouldn't you take the guy who gives you the best chance to survive? I'd probably go with someone like Shane Battier. The dude was a Duke grad and seems like a nice guy, so I'm sure he'd be an intelligent, thoughtful companion to have on a desert island. And you're way more likely to survive with him than a lot of guys that people have taken.

If you picked Kobe, he'd probably kill you within the first five minutes. That dude would be all about his own survival, and he'd probably be the guy I'd least want on my desert island.

dee279
11-06-2012, 01:34 PM
Well since id rather have a woman, Maya Moore, or Candice Parker.

QueensG_718
11-06-2012, 01:39 PM
Danica patrick so i can bang her 24/7

dee279
11-06-2012, 01:42 PM
How about Revis? The guy has his own island so im sure he should know how to live on one.

GIANTKNICK
11-06-2012, 01:43 PM
Skylar Diggins young hot strong and pretty.

Andrew32
11-06-2012, 01:48 PM
Danica patrick so i can bang her 24/7

"Banging" uses up vital energy reserves.
She would be the death of you.

GOON MUSIC
11-06-2012, 01:50 PM
Kobe will keep me alive

JdKing7
11-06-2012, 02:02 PM
Skylar Diggins young hot strong and pretty.

Defiantly skylar diggins... I'd die a happy man

topdog
11-06-2012, 02:08 PM
I love how people are picking women and my first thought is, "What, so you can get rejected constantly by a hot woman? That's just making a hard situation worse."

dodgersuck
11-06-2012, 02:13 PM
Kirk Hinrich so I could use his goggles to start a fire

JdKing7
11-06-2012, 02:21 PM
I love how people are picking women and my first thought is, "What, so you can get rejected constantly by a hot woman? That's just making a hard situation worse."

You must just be mad cuz you don't get none from hot chicks.

CavsYanksDuke
11-06-2012, 02:24 PM
NBA : I'd get Nash. Those Canadians know how to survive.

NFL : Jared Allen. He can hunt, cook, and tell jokes

MLB : Joe Mauer. Kid spends a lot of time in a cabin in Minnesota, I believe he'd be tough as nails.

DeyAce
11-06-2012, 02:36 PM
Maya Moore is all I need

He115ing
11-06-2012, 02:37 PM
I love how people are picking women and my first thought is, "What, so you can get rejected constantly by a hot woman? That's just making a hard situation worse."

Still beats gettin stuck on an island with a big muscly dude. But never mind us, those who pick women, please feel free to express your latent homosexual tendencies lol.

rhymeratic
11-06-2012, 02:37 PM
Shane Battier... his intelligence would get us a raft built and off that freakin island!

Beltrans Mole
11-06-2012, 02:44 PM
Mookie Blaylock. Pretty self-explanatory.

t0nyg11
11-06-2012, 02:54 PM
This might be breaking the rules, but I'd take douglas from the psd forum. He'd keep me entertained for a while and if worst comes to worst I could just eat him. Sorry dougie!

Chavacano
11-06-2012, 03:00 PM
Rachel Anne Daquis.

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551225_10151107931994936_1778845822_n.jpg

:drool:

ombada
11-06-2012, 03:05 PM
Leilani Mitchell, she has the right kind of everything i like.

Money_23
11-06-2012, 03:06 PM
Lolo Jones

P Harvy
11-06-2012, 03:36 PM
Well since I apparently didn't specify the rules I think that changes up my choice a little bit.

I think Jared Allen is probably the best choice since he's an absolute badass and he probably has better survival skills than anyone I can think of. I could totally see him growing out his mullet again and living off the land far far away lol

topdog
11-06-2012, 03:38 PM
I love how people are picking women and my first thought is, "What, so you can get rejected constantly by a hot woman? That's just making a hard situation harder."


You must just be mad cuz you don't get none from hot chicks.


Still beats gettin stuck on an island with a big muscly dude. But never mind us, those who pick women, please feel free to express your latent homosexual tendencies lol.

Nah, I'm just a realist - a hot, rich, famous chick knows she's getting off that island. Somebody's out there looking for her. So the best you're gonna do is find firewood and some blue balls to play with.

I'd rather spend some time with Shelden Williams. If a guy as umm... "unique" looking as him can lockdown Candace Parker, he must know something.

Skizzik
11-06-2012, 03:54 PM
Female - Sharapova
Male - James Harden...his beard could be shaved off and used for warmth.

Jint.
11-06-2012, 04:02 PM
John Amaechi.. duh

Šaras
11-06-2012, 04:11 PM
You did not specify NBA, so...

Penny Taylor, who played for Phoenix Mercury. Why would I wand to be stranded with a man?

CavsYanksDuke
11-06-2012, 04:17 PM
Well since I apparently didn't specify the rules I think that changes up my choice a little bit.

I think Jared Allen is probably the best choice since he's an absolute badass and he probably has better survival skills than anyone I can think of. I could totally see him growing out his mullet again and living off the land far far away lol

LMAO! Exactly! I thought of Jared Allen right when I saw this thread. Then I saw it was NBA and I was like "...MAN..." but I would change mine to Shane Battier NBA-wise.

Ebbs
11-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Earl Boykins. I don't want some dude who could overpwer and eat me.

shep33
11-06-2012, 04:21 PM
Rasheed Wallace, because the island would give him whatever he wanted

NYYCowboys
11-06-2012, 04:23 PM
Earl Boykins. I don't want some dude who could overpwer and eat me.


http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/earl_boykins_bench_presses_mor.html


Earl Boykins is a beast. If anything go with Kevin Durant who can't even bench 185 once.

Andrew32
11-06-2012, 04:24 PM
Earl Boykins. I don't want some dude who could overpwer and eat me.

Hahaha that made me laugh.
Can't Boykins bench press like 400lbs though?

Dude would still overpower you (and me), lol.

Lakers + Giants
11-06-2012, 04:24 PM
Kobe, because he's unselfish abd he'll share any food he finds to help me survive.

49erGiantLaker
11-06-2012, 04:35 PM
Shane Battier. He's smart enough to come up with a way to get home.

numba1CHANGsta
11-06-2012, 04:45 PM
Metta World Peace, cuz when all else goes wrong, at least you will be in Peace :)

KnickNyKnick
11-06-2012, 05:16 PM
dekimbe motumbo he should know how to survive.

sep11ie
11-06-2012, 05:19 PM
Jeremy Lin, cause he'd make me fell huge down stairs...

koberulesall
11-06-2012, 05:30 PM
weird

twin4life
11-06-2012, 05:39 PM
NBA : I'd get Nash. Those Canadians know how to survive.

NFL : Jared Allen. He can hunt, cook, and tell jokes

MLB : Joe Mauer. Kid spends a lot of time in a cabin in Minnesota, I believe he'd be tough as nails.

Travis Hafner. Lived in a town of maybe 200 at the time. The current population of Sykeston is around 115. Farm boy enough said.

NBA would be the hardest choice. I would have to go with Chris Bosh (save me from the dino's!!)
Being serious I'd pick either Kevin Love or Lebron James. Love would be fun to chill with and hes a pretty strong guy. Lebron has the tools to survive.

torocan
11-06-2012, 05:40 PM
NBA

Chris Kaman - Serious hunter

Non-NBA

Teresa Meyer - Champion pistol shooter, avid hunter. USA 2012 women's shooting team.

Do Wags count? :D

Eva Longoria


Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is an experienced hunter. She grew up in San Antonio, Texas, and says "(I was) hunting with my dad since I was six. I still go with him to this day.” … "I can handle a gun. Hello? Yes. I could skin a deer, I could skin a pig. I can pluck a quail-you name it, I've done it. A pioneer woman."

Alayla
11-06-2012, 06:20 PM
Kaman dont ask why he just instantly came to mind

mdm692
11-06-2012, 06:28 PM
Beasley. So I can have someone to chief with :).

Yumboldt
11-06-2012, 06:33 PM
Steve Novak he could shoot rocks onto a pineapple three to knock them down.

Aloha! Pineapples dont grow on trees.

heyman321
11-06-2012, 06:35 PM
Kobe, because he's unselfish abd he'll share any food he finds to help me survive.

Lol this acutally made me laugh so hard.

ombada
11-06-2012, 08:45 PM
Nah, I'm just a realist - a hot, rich, famous chick knows she's getting off that island. Somebody's out there looking for her. So the best you're gonna do is find firewood and some blue balls to play with.

I'd rather spend some time with Shelden Williams. If a guy as umm... "unique" looking as him can lockdown Candace Parker, he must know something.

first of all its a remote island. second of all by your logic wouldnt someone be looking for a rich and famous athlete too?