View Full Version : MWP ranting on twitter!

06-29-2012, 12:26 AM
he just got traded.....for?

I'm so pissed I got traded for a monk to bring zen back to LA. Now I'm in china looking like a gangsta monk

I don't run no more. I suck at basketball. All I do is limp and walk wreck less and accidentally run over popcorn guys
"so sorry" dumb voice

I got traded back to the hood for for handcuffs , so if I ever try to play again I will be arrested for wreck less walking

I got traded for 15 7-11 slurpies.
Thanks Metta

I traded for a new York city quarter water and some Cheetos...

I got traded for MJ. Jordan to the lakers at 45 . 6 man of the year. I run the bob cats with live bob cat half time shows. Kiss the cat

I got traded for skip Bayless. He gonna live his dream of pro ball. I'll be doing shirtless interviews in Espn wit my chest hairs permed!

I got traded for a bucket of KFC. Mitch is hungry and said "the hell with it; trade Ron for the bucket"
But I kept the fries.

I got traded for usher back up dancer. But I'll be damn if I cooperate on stage while usher is singing "Caught Up"
I'll b disruptive

Did yal know when I eat at restaurants I bang my sporks until my entree comes out first at record times?

The trade has to involve a Midwest city that breeds beef and a major city that breeds stress

I can't say or I'm done

Wow I just got a text.. Yal gonna love this trade.. I can't say; my law firm told me hush.. This is like "wow" in a blonde girls voiceI traded my new girl friend for Halle berry ‪#ineverneededuanywaytrick‬

I got traded for Charles Barkley. Homie need that ring. And I love to talk about dumb things and never make sense.. ‪#teameasytransition‬

I got traded for Ron artest. He smacked me on the way out of staple center for no reason. I'm suing everybody

I can't wait to kick Ron artest ***. He hit me��
������Ron , your mine sucka.. You think Metta is nice right.. ??? I'm talking to u sucka

I got traded for Dave chappelle.. I get to tell jokes.. He is immediately entered into the drug program:) Guilty by being guilty

I got traded for Fredrick Weiss.. I think he ready now..‪#comeonson‬
I traded from my household.. Wife said even I can't deal with you. ‪#teamdamndamndamn

My girlfriend left me for the future first round pick ‪#teamthisishaintgettinnobetter‬

I got traded for a six pack and bob marley classicals. Kobe on vacation and needed entertainment

Ok I'm tired Out of thoughts I'm not tweeting for two months Love yal

It's tweet rage time!!!

06-29-2012, 12:28 AM
wait, did he get traded?

06-29-2012, 12:31 AM
I wouldn't want him anywhere near my favorite team. Rodman was shocking in a cool way - Metta is just a ****ing weirdo man. He seems unstable.

06-29-2012, 12:33 AM
MWP= Metta World Peace

06-29-2012, 12:36 AM
I think he's off his meds.

06-29-2012, 12:41 AM
MW^2= Metta World War

Fixed. ;)

06-29-2012, 12:43 AM
He's going! Hard in the paint! BLAH

Raps18-19 Champ
06-29-2012, 12:46 AM
I saw this in the ESPN player twitter section when I was on ESPN.

He's a crazy mother ****er.

06-29-2012, 12:49 AM
I'm not going to even pretend to understand what I just read.

06-29-2012, 12:50 AM
He's just bored what did you expect the Lakers had like one pick in the whole draft lol

06-29-2012, 12:56 AM
Haha that's funny stuff

06-29-2012, 12:56 AM
so ****ed

06-29-2012, 12:57 AM
Bath Salts is a hell of a drug

06-29-2012, 01:01 AM
Lmao damn what is he smoking :smoking:

He's tripping out :laugh2:

06-29-2012, 01:03 AM
Im still confused, so did he get traded?

06-29-2012, 01:03 AM
i read it like how he talks when he's all excited or his "championship speech". haha this made me laugh. "mitchell, forget the chicken, just give me the bucket!"

06-29-2012, 01:08 AM
lol.. forgot to drink his medicines..

06-29-2012, 01:20 AM
soooo wtf was that, stll dont know if hes actually traded

06-29-2012, 01:23 AM
I have a rose for one special girl because you are special. The love dr said only one rose tonight..

he must be stoned

06-29-2012, 01:42 AM
Did he even get traded, can't find anything about it. He is goin' nuts! Amnesty or trade his *****, if he is this instable trading won't be easier!:facepalm:

06-29-2012, 02:11 AM
Trade him to the Knicks for whoever the hell the Knicks drafted tonight.

06-29-2012, 02:29 AM
bath salts is a hell of a drug


John Walls Era
06-29-2012, 02:32 AM

06-29-2012, 02:40 AM
LOL Artest is a crazy dude, from his tweets to his interviews

06-29-2012, 03:01 AM
Bath Salts is a hell of a drug


06-29-2012, 03:26 AM
Im still confused, so did he get traded?

For "15" 7-11 slurpies. Cheers!

06-29-2012, 03:28 AM
metta just likes to have fun ...ill rather that then the cliche pr tweets "thank my fans much respect to _____" and boring **** like that

06-29-2012, 03:37 AM
saw this he is a moron

06-29-2012, 06:35 AM
I think he's trying to be funny in response to all rumours of him being traded for nothing or being amnestied. Looks like he feels a little undervalued...

06-29-2012, 06:49 AM
I...i don't understand.

06-29-2012, 08:13 AM
I think its funny...Like a few posts ahead of me said, he is probably just trying to play off all the trade rumors.