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Giannis94
05-23-2012, 01:38 PM
Figured this would be fun but we'll see:

Bucks:
The Bucks ****ing suck
But that okay we've got a title
13 other teams can't say that
thats 1 more than lebron
the bucks ****ing suck (refrain)

leading the league in swag
with young money and monTA
we once had Oscar Robertson, Kareem Abdul jabar and Bob Dandrich
better than any big 3 today
if only we had a good gm
who would make smart trades
rather than making trades just to trade
the bucks ****ing suck (refrain)

drafted joe alexander and that was just the start
then he traded Mo williams for ridinour and damon jones
all though the salmons trade wasn't too bad
then he traded for maggette
on on the same dooms day, July 8th he signed Salmons and magette
the following year was just as bad
trading magette and salmons and a top 10 pick
for Wacko Jacko and some scrubs
all the players in the trade suck
but what hurst most is the 10 pick downgrade
in those 10 picks he passed on Klay Thompson, Kawhi Leonard, Iman Shumpert, the Morris Twins
At pick 19 he passed on Kenneth Faried (my guy at the time thatI wanted the Bucks to take) as well as marshon brooks
the bucks ****ing suck (refrain)

I might as well just root for the Packers
I might be drunk right now but I don't care
if I am drunk now I can only imagine hammond drunk with a team
all the things he would do
that he hasn't done already
that would be the day
being a bucks fan ****ing sucks (refrain)


FTFD

(if anyone has a problemmmm wiiiith this thread I can edit it or a mod can deete it)

dalton749
05-23-2012, 01:49 PM
Lmao what a fairy. Who would take the time to write this let alone read it

Gram
05-23-2012, 01:50 PM
Gram runs PSD.
Gram for three.

rapjuicer06
05-23-2012, 01:51 PM
Flamer

DerekRE_3
05-23-2012, 01:51 PM
First off...you gotta go with Haiku's....

For the Kings

We will never win
Because the ****ing Maloofs
are bankrupt as ****

jtrinaldi
05-23-2012, 01:53 PM
Please stop making the state of Wisconsin look bad. Please stop using "Being drunk" as an excuse as stupidity.

Giannis94
05-23-2012, 01:54 PM
Please stop making the state of Wisconsin look bad. Please stop using "Being drunk" as an excuse as stupidity.

the bucks already do that. its only a matter of time before the bucks are moved out of wisconsin

Gram
05-23-2012, 01:54 PM
Please stop making the state of Wisconsin look bad. Please stop using "Being drunk" as an excuse as stupidity.

Lol.

AllKohn
05-23-2012, 01:55 PM
The greatest of teams
The best of fans
All wear black and gold with pride

But Ravens fans
Only know greatness
When they feel it in their backsides.

Thank you and god bless.

raiderposting
05-23-2012, 01:57 PM
Please stop making the state of Wisconsin look bad. Please stop using "Being drunk" as an excuse as stupidity.

if yall didn't have cheese i wouldn't know you existed.

5ass
05-23-2012, 01:57 PM
it touched my heart.

NYYCowboys
05-23-2012, 01:58 PM
I like turtles.

JayAllDay
05-23-2012, 01:58 PM
Not
Enjoyable
They
Suck

Cfrey
05-23-2012, 02:00 PM
great thread... sorry for all the immature people on here who can't have fun with anything

roses are red
violets are blue
come to the target center
and kevin love will **** on you

Giannis94
05-23-2012, 02:00 PM
if yall didn't have cheese i wouldn't know you existed.

but but we were recently named the br capital of the world and yesterday I believe Wisconsin was named best Bar city.

WOOOO HOOOO!

sixers247
05-23-2012, 02:02 PM
Sixers

We are not very good
Our shooting is the opposite of heaven
**** Garnett, Allen, Rondo, Bass, Bradley, Stiemsma, Pietrus, Dolling, and Pierce
We are taking it in seven

:thankyou:

jon32
05-23-2012, 02:18 PM
Raptors suck
oh look a duck
this poem thread really does suck
i dunno why i give a ****.......truck

D12 fan
05-23-2012, 02:23 PM
Orlando/Miami

Orlando in a state of flux
make me wanna crush
im down for a new start
trade Dwight he don't wanna be here
rebuild is our best luck
Shaq,Penny,Tmac,Dwight gone
damn we suck.

Miami is so good
Lebron is the King
Wade is Flash
We love the haters
We love the trolls
Laughing all the way to the chip
What will they say when we win it all
We just straight ball
If you attack our stars
We call Pittman/Haslem to take you out
You don't wanna fight
Because we bite
Now bow down and kiss the ring
Because we got the best player in the world
King James.

The state of Florida who can **** wit us.

Kashmir13579
05-23-2012, 02:27 PM
'Melo sizing up
Twenty feet from the basket
Bricks and stagnation

Dolan is in charge
Signing checks and making moves
Welcome to New York

Knicks fans have it rough
One step forward and two back
Pray we don't lose Lin

stipe1280
05-23-2012, 02:28 PM
What's wrong with a poem? Just shows that people are comfortable in their manliness.

Of Lamar Odom,
We had our fill.
But that's okay,
Cause next year we'll have D-Will.

KaganRS
05-23-2012, 02:31 PM
Detroit Pistons

There once was a man named Joe.
He drafted a prince, a knight , and a clown named Darko.
He took credit for the glory and fame.
But it's by chance that the Pistons to the Larry O'Brien trophy came.
Larry Brown reportedly forced Joe's hand,
Rasheed Wallace came to the land.
We do things the "right way" said Joe,
"We're not rebuilding" was his response 4 years ago.
Now with his chief commander gone to rule Milwaukee,
he runs the blue and white into the ground - while being a bafoon and being cocky.
6 straight conference finals , with one championship to show
it was fun , it was fun - but i'm afraid we're going to have to say no.
Stuckey , Gordon and Villaneuva we distaste,
they are vile villains and sacrilegious to this Pistons race.
Now take the teleporter back to the 80's ,
when this Pistons team resembled the class of a Mercedes.
One phantom foul away , from three championships in a row
Those were the Pistons that I was glad to know.
You have lost your way without the late Bill.
Had he seen this you would have certainly lost your chill.
Now Joe , you better get lucky again or this ships setting sail.
This time , there will be a new captain and your stuff will be sent in the mail!

Cal827
05-23-2012, 02:45 PM
Raptors are Red
Their fans are blue
JV better pan out
or we are F*cking Screwed

D12 fan
05-23-2012, 02:53 PM
raptors are red
their fans are blue
jv better pan out
or we are f*cking screwed

lmao.

Da Knicks
05-23-2012, 03:02 PM
knicks got good and the fans got some hope
dantoni then left to chill with the pope
he needed some prayer for he was exposed
as an offensive coach that on defense just dosed
woody then entered and brought the iron fist
but didnt figure that injuries where in the mist
my boy melo got most of the blame
when the knicks got injured and the playoffs came
with chandler sick and Lin hurt
melo still had to deal with refs who gave him dirt

Hellcrooner
05-23-2012, 03:12 PM
Pass it to kobe
Pass it to drew
Forget bout the others
So says Jim Buss
Thats why we suck

Bravo95
05-23-2012, 03:12 PM
They traded Nique for this chump named Danny Manning
The new owners are killing a team that they shouldn't even be running
Now Joe and Marvin are really rich
And Michael Gearon is still a *****
That's why the fans hate them all and stopped coming

Kashmir13579
05-23-2012, 03:14 PM
knicks got good and the fans got some hope
dantoni then left to chill with the pope
he needed some prayer for he was exposed
as an offensive coach that on defense just dosed
woody then entered and brought the iron fist
but didnt figure that injuries where in the mist
my boy melo got most of the blame
when the knicks got injured and the playoffs came
with chandler sick and Lin hurt
melo still had to deal with refs who gave him dirt

haha nice job.. You should do all your posts in aa bb format.

ManRam
05-23-2012, 03:52 PM
JJ, I think you're cool.
Dwight, you's a fool.
Stan, you're always in my heart.
Soo...this team needs a fresh start?
Time to whip out my rhymes like Drake.
They will for sure make your body quake.
The future looks bright, Chris Duhon.
Gonna leave a good taste in my mouth, grey poupon.
Our owner is old as dirt, straight fossil.
When Dwight leaves we're gonna suck, colossal.


I suck at poetry, I should be modest.
However, I'm certainly not tying my hardest.

Il Mago50
05-23-2012, 04:03 PM
Raptors:

The one and only Canadian franchise,
Forget the Vancouver Grizzlies like New York wants to forget the Sanchize
Drafted Antwan Jamison and dealt him for Carter,
Although he left like a ***** it was a pretty good franchise starter :P
Made some mistakes in the draft...well we made tons,
The names Aleksandar Radosevic, Rafael Arurjo, Joey Graham, Jonathan Bender, Michael Bradley, and total lack of 2nd round talent will give any Raps fans the runs
Made it to the second round in the 22 years I've been around,
But at least we once had Hakeem with no legs, Boogie with no knees and Keon Clark pre-cokebound

Frustrating each year to talk about playoffs,
The word championship feels like a leper in the room like a workplace before layoffs
Charles Barkley loves our ****ing T.O.,
Too bad our losing hasn't attracted any talent other then ****ing Hedo
Now we're slowly building up a franchise the right way,
Bargnani running show, Derozen jackin shots, first rounder lighting up *****es and Jonas making you get out of the way
So be warned NBA, the Raptors are on the verge of being relevant once again,
...unless we decide to give a max deal to a broken down and old Big Ben

TrueFan420
05-23-2012, 04:08 PM
Sixers

We are not very good
Our shooting is the opposite of heaven
**** Garnett, Allen, Rondo, Bass, Bradley, Stiemsma, Pietrus, Dolling, and Pierce
We are taking it in seven

:thankyou:

Haha nice

obie
05-23-2012, 04:14 PM
i failed.

infernoscurse
05-23-2012, 04:25 PM
I call this Anal enema that stings

Year in and year out we read the papers
we exaggerate reality and make it seem fine
we act like we have style and class like don drapper
but we end every year with whine whine and more whine

What is this pain that we must suffer
year in and year out without winning a ring
we bring in stars that make our team tougher
but at the end of the year another anal enema that stings

Melo is the solution, Amare will bring us back to glory!
rejoice Knickerbocker fan, the playoffs are a sure thing
damn we are all getting injured its time to worry
Why waste a breayhe, Oh Anal enema that stings

What happened to the good old days, the ewing, the oakleys
they never won but at least they were tough
now we live with drama queens that play like foneys
oh anal enema that stings why do you burn me so rough

No but the Offseason is, we wil get them next time!
fresh year, Mike woodson the coach and healthy jeremy lin
what? we are cuffed by the cap cant spend a dime?
oh screw you anal enema hurts and stings!

we talk the talk but we dont walk the walk
the rest of the league laughs at us with a grin
i wont pay attention until the end of the season
until then im buying ointment for this anal enema called knicks..that stings

MintBerryCrunch
05-23-2012, 05:28 PM
LA Lakers
We've got lots of class
If you disagree
Kobe will rape your ***

netsgiantsyanks
05-23-2012, 05:37 PM
i wrote something about the nets a few months ago, i'll post it when i feel like it.

LakersKB24
05-23-2012, 05:45 PM
Pass to Kobe by Gasol
Wait, where is the ball?
Oh it's Durant who makes the steal
Why didn't Pau shoot, what's his deal?
Probably PMS
even though a guy his size
should show some cojones!


Yeeeah, I'm still not over that play :bang:

JoeyBoy718
05-23-2012, 06:10 PM
A favorite I don't have
I guess it's not my bag
But one thing I do
Is hate a certain few
They're called the Big Three
A South Beach-ian flee
Led by a tiny Flash
Who settled for less cash
His sidekick is the King
Whose eyeing his first ring
But if I have my way
The Spurs will make them pay
They're wishing that their Bosh
Comes back so it won't cost
Another year of ridicule
'Cause that would be too pitiful
To hear Bron make his "but ifs"
And PSD their "what ifs"
So let's hope Durant
Proves LeBron can't
Or let's hope that Duncan
Leaves the Heat's ship sunken
But the best result of all
Is if the Pacers make them fall
Let's hope they get a taste of
Greatness while the waste of
Talent down in South Beach
Only tastes their own mouth piece

RLundi
05-23-2012, 06:21 PM
Van Gundy is gone
Otis Smith too
Dwight's on his way out
Can't believe this is true

Playoff dreams dashed
I'm in Lottery Land
I'm going down with the ship
So is the band

Dwight wants to leave
And play with D-Will
Here's a thought, Walsh:
GET D-WILL!

Yes, that didn't rhyme
So what? Blow me
18,000 others souls in Amway Arena
Yet I've never felt so lonely.

topdog
05-23-2012, 06:28 PM
Land of 10,000 we were home of the Laker
Money talked and LA was the taker
In '89 Twin Cities hollered back
Expansion franchise known as the pack
T-Wolves took beatings night after night
Until '95 when the Kid brought the fight
Coulda had Ray Ray and his golden touch
But McHale never really thought much
Gave away our future for an illegal contract
Name of that player was Joe Smith matter of fact
No picks no wit, picked us apart
'Til '07 when we had to restart
Memphis did us a favor draft night of '08
2nd franchise player of this franchise to date
Mr. Love cleaned up the glass
But Big Al could never learn to pass
Had to re-build the re-build, the franchise in flux
But David Kahn's drafting just plain sux
He made the money work and the talent came
Rubio-Love-Pek running the game
Now comes that part to get us over the top
Maybe a guard who can get a stop?
Tune and watch if they become the next OKC
Or if T-Wolves are stuck in the lottery

lakersfan01
05-23-2012, 06:37 PM
Wow.

D12 fan
05-23-2012, 06:37 PM
Land of 10,000 we were home of the Laker
Money talked and LA was the taker
In '89 Twin Cities hollered back
Expansion franchise known as the pack
T-Wolves took beatings night after night
Until '95 when the Kid brought the fight
Coulda had Ray Ray and his golden touch
But McHale never really thought much
Gave away our future for an illegal contract
Name of that player was Joe Smith matter of fact
No picks no wit, picked us apart
'Til '07 when we had to restart
Memphis did us a favor draft night of '08
2nd franchise player of this franchise to date
Mr. Love cleaned up the glass
But Big Al could never learn to pass
Had to re-build the re-build, the franchise in flux
But David Kahn's drafting just plain sux
He made the money work and the talent came
Rubio-Love-Pek running the game
Now comes that part to get us over the top
Maybe a guard who can get a stop?
Tune and watch if they become the next OKC
Or if T-Wolves are stuck in the lottery

Oh so your'e a Minny fan.LMAO

Gram
05-23-2012, 07:19 PM
Roses are red.
Mike 810 is blue.
He doesn't wear shampoo and sleeps with baby kangaroos.

- Shyfly24

LoveMeOrHateMe
05-23-2012, 07:29 PM
Roses are red violets are blue the lakers have 16 championships *****es how about you?

LoveMeOrHateMe
05-23-2012, 07:32 PM
Lebron chokes way to often
Wade can't hit a J to satisfy his satisfaction
The Miami heat suck and that's a fact they're lucky d-rose had a bad back, he may have torn his acl but boston will sure handle that Florida ***
Sure Kobe is the man he has 5 rings but who am I to call him the king? Lebron can take that he can be the king with no ring but Kobe will forever be the lord of the rings!

BobbyHillSwag
05-23-2012, 07:40 PM
spurs swag on da pane
spurs swag on you ducks
spurs got wavy based swag on da hill
one day spurs will sign da great Bobby Hill
Hank hates the spurs
but spurs dont care
cause San Antonio spurs uses charcoal
and to Hank that's giving him pro pain
spurs is a dynasty
connie thinks tony parker is hot
but unlike me
tony parker cant get her in her spot
I told you I swag on ducks
that's why I should play for the spurs
the best team to ever do it
this is a poem that they deserve.

Reyes6
05-23-2012, 08:27 PM
Rockets are always hurt
They never get a playoff berth
Ninth place again, of course
Our Power Forward has the face of a horse

Cal827
05-23-2012, 08:56 PM
I got another one:

Year in Year out
The Raptors do fall
At we least don't have Hedo
and his precious ball

We Debate to the death
In the Raptors pod
We got the best OT thread
That Pisses off the Mods

We got great posters
Saddler, Eagles, S &W, even Glenfish
Don't try to bait one of us
Cause our whole forum will make you our *****

We argue over many things
From current players to the next draft
We have a good pick
but we think of our past

We scored well with some draft picks
Like Carter, Mcgrady and Bosh
But we have also made picks
like we were drunk students at Frosh

Positioned in the 8th slot
Which made us all groan
MKG/Barnes will likely avert us
Unless BC works the phone

JV is coming over next year
Hopefully a good sign to come
Cause if he busts
BC is done

Next year brings new Hope
As Loyal fans, we continue on
Now if you excuse me
It's time for my bong

:D

LA_Raiders
05-23-2012, 10:01 PM
lol

GoPacers33
05-23-2012, 10:31 PM
The Pacers can still save their season
If it were for only one reason
I'll will tell you it now
and then heat fans will laugh out loud
But who gives a **** about them anyways
The reason is
The refs like the Heat
So they are impossible to beat
And it's not cuz of Wade or Lebron
Some people will say that I am wrong about that
But I just laugh and tip my hat
The stars get the calls
While the others get nailed in the balls
They keep playing the game
Even when writhing in pain
But Wade gets get tapped on the shoulder
And acts like he was hit by a boulder
Lebron is no better
While wearing his ugly post game sweater
So there is my rhyme
About this awful crime
Commited by old Mr Stern

Lol

Monta is beast
05-24-2012, 03:40 AM
For the first time since the "We Believe" season
Warriors fans actually have a reason
To have hope for the next year
So all you haters can disappear
Or end up with a cauliflower ear

LGhost
05-24-2012, 04:06 AM
Basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
Just like I'm the King on the microphone so is Dr. J and Moses Malone
I like Slam dunks take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley oop
I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go,
Cause it's Basketball, uh, Mister Legendary Ghost,

ESaady
05-24-2012, 04:25 AM
A fanbase so loyal amidst the calamity
Politics swaying a region like Sean Hannity
From civil rights to gun shots, there is no family
The Warriors shall struggle but they keep on battling
Keep a smile on because of the vanity
Move back to SF, it's oh so flattering
Leaving some of us questioning and stammering
I just want a winner to keep my sanity
The days of success are closer than you think
At least I hope so, I'm not going to blink
Unfortunately, at the moment the Warriors stink :(

Monta is beast
05-24-2012, 05:13 AM
A fanbase so loyal amidst the calamity
Politics swaying a region like Sean Hannity
From civil rights to gun shots, there is no family
The Warriors shall struggle but they keep on battling
Keep a smile on because of the vanity
Move back to SF, it's oh so flattering
Leaving some of us questioning and stammering
I just want a winner to keep my sanity
The days of success are closer than you think
At least I hope so, I'm not going to blink
Unfortunately, at the moment the Warriors stink :(

This is pretty much the best way to describe the Warriors. But like you said the days of success are closer than you think!

heattiltheend94
05-24-2012, 06:27 AM
The Heat used to be a small market team, until over comes lebron
Dan GIlbert is a ***** and cries because his superstar is gone
LeBron has wanted a ring and he has waited and waited,
while every other team in the league has hated and hated,
Before LeBron, there was the superstar, champion, Wade,
Now that he's balling, everyone is drinking his coolaid,
All the superstars came over in 2010,
This all happened, Because Wade wanted to win again,
Our team is so fast, your other team is playing with feet of led,
You scratch one of our teammates, HAslem will come over and take off your head,
Now Dan get over yourself and stop your mope,
Because this Heat team is under a microscope

JeffG20
05-24-2012, 06:42 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
this thread sucks
and so do you

Heater4life
05-24-2012, 06:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqztl28W_74

Best video to describe this thread

b@llhog24
05-24-2012, 10:43 AM
What type of ***** thread is this?

Afro
05-24-2012, 02:33 PM
Bosh and James are major cuties
I want mehself up in dey booties!

whitvalid
05-24-2012, 02:45 PM
thanks to heattiltheend, lakerskb24, reyes6
still laughing.

smith&wesson
05-24-2012, 02:52 PM
I got another one:

Year in Year out
The Raptors do fall
At we least don't have Hedo
and his precious ball

We Debate to the death
In the Raptors pod
We got the best OT thread
That Pisses off the Mods

We got great posters
Saddler, Eagles, S &W, even Glenfish
Don't try to bait one of us
Cause our whole forum will make you our *****

We argue over many things
From current players to the next draft
We have a good pick
but we think of our past

We scored well with some draft picks
Like Carter, Mcgrady and Bosh
But we have also made picks
like we were drunk students at Frosh

Positioned in the 8th slot
Which made us all groan
MKG/Barnes will likely avert us
Unless BC works the phone

JV is coming over next year
Hopefully a good sign to come
Cause if he busts
BC is done

Next year brings new Hope
As Loyal fans, we continue on
Now if you excuse me
It's time for my bong

:D

:clap: oh ya baby!!

bbcmillionaire
05-24-2012, 02:53 PM
Bulls gave us hope
Then rose got hurt
Team came together like a tightly constricted boa
Then down goes Noah
My poem sounds like a NBA injured list
Oh yeah and deng was playing on a bad wrist
Taj gibson twisted his ankle
We were screwed like fans of the cincinatti bengals
Chicago is known for being a heartbreak city
But we stand by our teams even when it's not pretty
Next year all we ask for is a season without a myriad of injuries
And then we'll win the championship,bout time seems like a century