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Fresno
05-13-2012, 11:31 PM
Its existence has long been rumored and we have even heard tales of its utilization, but as far as I can remember, this is the first time weve seen JaVale McGees fingerstache tattoo in action. Simply put, its perfect.

If you were picking the one player in the NBA who is most likely to have a fingerstache, it has to be JaVale McGee, so Im glad its actually there. And Im glad he chose to debut it next to a man with a lengthy Yosemite Sam mustache, which is an ideal setting for such a piece of art.

The best part, however, is that JaVale McGee got a mustache tattooed on his finger while actually having a mustache on his face. Its completely superfluous and completely JaVale McGee. The only thing that could make it more so is if the fingerstache missed a dunk from the free throw line.

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/05/01/javale-mcgees-fingerstache-in-the-wild/

http://i47.tinypic.com/2r6fh1j.jpg

Raps08-09 Champ
05-13-2012, 11:34 PM
Genius.

SpaceJamJordans
05-13-2012, 11:35 PM
inb4peoplestartscallinghimdumb

69centers
05-13-2012, 11:35 PM
I mean how many times can you pull the finger stache trick on friends before it gets real old?

DerekRE_3
05-13-2012, 11:36 PM
My god Javale. So much swag.

justinnum1
05-13-2012, 11:37 PM
schmuck

Jint.
05-13-2012, 11:39 PM
I want one

Cal827
05-13-2012, 11:39 PM
:clap:

Cfrey
05-13-2012, 11:43 PM
javale might be my favorite player of all time

3ballbomber
05-13-2012, 11:44 PM
sheep

KB-Pau-DH2012
05-13-2012, 11:45 PM
schmuck

Why? Did you want him get a tattoo of "Check My Stats" on his back or something?

Let him have his fun. The first round of the playoffs was a coming out party for JaVale McGee. Hope to see what this guy is made of next yr after spending a summer with Shaq.

NoahH
05-13-2012, 11:47 PM
:facepalm: he never ceases to amaze me lol

BirdIsTheWord
05-13-2012, 11:48 PM
If you were picking the one player in the NBA who is most likely to have a fingerstache, it has to be JaVale McGee

Nope, I'd have gone with the Birdman. And yes, he already does.

http://stacheketball.neswblogs.com/2010/07/the-birdman-continues-to-rep-the-stache/

PC
05-13-2012, 11:48 PM
So awesome

Chacarron
05-13-2012, 11:49 PM
Legend.

JeffG20
05-13-2012, 11:50 PM
this guy should be pursued by every team in the league. if for nothing else entertainment value

greg_ory_2005
05-13-2012, 11:56 PM
That is too swag. :clap:

GREATNESS ONE
05-13-2012, 11:57 PM
Lol

Cfrey
05-13-2012, 11:57 PM
he should start putting his finger up to his upper lip every time he makes a big dunk or something haha like is personal celebratory dance.. if anyone can remember the double fists on the forehead ala darius miles

Gram
05-14-2012, 12:02 AM
Lol McGee.

JeffG20
05-14-2012, 12:04 AM
i just want to adopt him

OT Thriller
05-14-2012, 12:13 AM
Where's the nearest tattoo parlor, I'm inspired.

thedfactor
05-14-2012, 12:15 AM
Never underestimate the power of the finger stache

D1JM
05-14-2012, 12:15 AM
My god Javale. So much swag.

more than boogie?

SA5195
05-14-2012, 12:16 AM
:laugh:

Lakeshow24KB
05-14-2012, 12:17 AM
If only he didn't always have that disgusted look on his face after every whistle.

topdog
05-14-2012, 12:19 AM
That kid ate a few too many bowls of Fruity Pebbles growing up smh

Fresno
05-14-2012, 12:24 AM
Honestly, I think I might get one too.

5ass
05-14-2012, 12:27 AM
so what? i have a tattoo of a finger on my mustache

RaiderKid318
05-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Nope, I'd have gone with the Birdman. And yes, he already does.

http://stacheketball.neswblogs.com/2010/07/the-birdman-continues-to-rep-the-stache/

:speechless: the ****ing double stache... I thought it was only a myth

THE GIPPER
05-14-2012, 12:37 AM
:speechless: the ****ing double stache... I thought it was only a myth

lol and the other dude has tears on his finger

BKLYNpigeon
05-14-2012, 12:39 AM
Every Hipster has that tattoo. unoriginal.

soundjunkies2
05-14-2012, 12:42 AM
Lol Mcgee

I wonder if he can even spell tattoo mustache.

MrfadeawayJB
05-14-2012, 12:45 AM
lol thats funny

b@llhog24
05-14-2012, 12:49 AM
Lmao #win

Chronz
05-14-2012, 12:52 AM
****ing hipster, thats not cool Javale

THE GIPPER
05-14-2012, 12:52 AM
.

kenzo400
05-14-2012, 12:55 AM
Eh, Mcgee is not really funny anymore. He was much more funny when it wasn't on purpose.

FreakaNashur
05-14-2012, 12:59 AM
Mcgee is officially ********. that's not even swag. atlease not for me but hey, i'm a 90's kid.

Raph12
05-14-2012, 01:02 AM
He needs the stache to commemorate his admission to manhood... You guys are just jealous you don't have your own finger-staches. :p

Sadds The Gr8
05-14-2012, 01:05 AM
Eh, Mcgee is not really funny anymore. He was much more funny when it wasn't on purpose.

this

Corey
05-14-2012, 01:35 AM
Do we really have a thread on such an inconsequential tidbit?

TrueFan420
05-14-2012, 01:42 AM
Trying to be a hipster there Javale?

The Final Boss
05-14-2012, 01:52 AM
Why not just grow a mustache?

The Final Boss
05-14-2012, 01:55 AM
Every Hipster has that tattoo. unoriginal.

There's no such thing as a hipster anymore. I think you and the other clowns cast that word without even knowing its origin or true meaning. Especially in New York when its a California thing.

thekmp211
05-14-2012, 02:51 AM
this guy.

JC_
05-14-2012, 03:32 AM
Nope, I'd have gone with the Birdman. And yes, he already does.

http://**********.com/2010/07/the-birdman-continues-to-rep-the-stache/

fyi my antivirus program blocked that site so be careful if u go to it

jimbobjarree
05-14-2012, 03:34 AM
makes me miss Ryan Dunn :(

rockbottom2010
05-14-2012, 03:52 AM
ya lol....but back to business....mcgee is a restricted free agent....craaaazy potential....and plus with the team denver has....they have all the pieces...i think they juss need to get a stronger bench... if they pick up barbosa or lou williams....they will be a top 3 team within a year or two....if gallinari, mcgee, and faried steps up on a consistent basis....they will be a scary team to watch......