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kenzo400
04-26-2012, 01:23 AM
I know this is a pointless thread, but i came across some funny names of NBA players.


Vinny Del Negro
Magic Johnson (probably THE most underrated funny name of all-time. I wish 50 Cent named his hit Magic Johnson instead of Magic Stick)
Carlos Boozer
Pooh Richardson
Sleepy Floyd
Tree Rollins
God Shamgod
Duany Duany (never made the league, but an awesome name nonetheless)
Uwe Blab
Fat Lever
Kiki Vandeweghe
Spud Webb
Rudy Gay

http://www.pulledmygroin.com/Sports/555/worst-best-funniest-nba-names-of-all-time

lakers4sho
04-26-2012, 01:32 AM
God Shammgod

asandhu23
04-26-2012, 02:37 AM
World B Free

Metta World Piece of Elbow

Iron24th
04-26-2012, 03:12 AM
Bison Dele

kenzo400
04-26-2012, 03:31 AM
Bison Dele

That guy has lived one strange life. He turned down millions of dollars and then started a bottling company in Israel, and then died at sea. :eyebrow:

COOLbeans
04-26-2012, 03:34 AM
Dikembe Mutombo

COOLbeans
04-26-2012, 03:34 AM
Bj Armstrong

SMH!
04-26-2012, 03:56 AM
That guy has lived one strange life. He turned down millions of dollars and then started a bottling company in Israel, and then died at sea. :eyebrow:

murdered by his own brother

TrueFan420
04-26-2012, 03:56 AM
Bj Armstrong

hahahahahahahha

LakersMaster24
04-26-2012, 03:59 AM
Pops Mensah Bonsu.

His name is Pops.

BlinkManJan02
04-26-2012, 04:19 AM
Pops Mensah Bonsu.

His name is Pops.

lmaooo

Iron24th
04-26-2012, 04:31 AM
That guy has lived one strange life. He turned down millions of dollars and then started a bottling company in Israel, and then died at sea. :eyebrow:


murdered by his own brother

Yes,this is crazy,he murdered him to take his money.

Monta is beast
04-26-2012, 04:49 AM
Shareef Abdur Rahim

However the **** you spell it

Kareem Abdual Jabar

YoungOne
04-26-2012, 04:57 AM
Zaza pachulia.

QueensG
04-26-2012, 05:01 AM
luc longley , Nick van Exel, jian lian Yi, hedo turkoglue

-Kobe24-TJ19-
04-26-2012, 05:17 AM
Kobe Bryant lol

Shortys4711
04-26-2012, 05:21 AM
Tractor Trailer

CityofChaos
04-26-2012, 05:34 AM
Ikechukwu Somtochukwu Diogu

aka

Ike Diogu

billsftw
04-26-2012, 06:08 AM
Ikechukwu Somtochukwu Diogu

aka

Ike Diogu

aaaand win.

Sssmush
04-26-2012, 07:05 AM
Larry Bird

Arvidas Sabonis

Al Jefferson

Larry Sanders

Ekpe Udoh and Bene Udrih

also known as Bene and Ekpe in the morning in Milwaukee, on AM 640

aussie
04-26-2012, 10:48 AM
New York Knicks


come at me fans

CaptainClutch
04-26-2012, 12:17 PM
Sundiata Gainesssssssssss

MrfadeawayJB
04-26-2012, 02:28 PM
Popeye jones

KB-Pau-DH2012
04-26-2012, 02:48 PM
Iman ShumpLin

KB-Pau-DH2012
04-26-2012, 02:49 PM
Kobe Bryant lol

You tellin me you don't appreciate that Kobe steak? **** damn expensive!

-Kobe24-TJ19-
04-26-2012, 02:52 PM
You tellin me you don't appreciate that Kobe steak? **** damn expensive!

Who the hell names his son after a Japanese steak LMAO?:laugh:

NoahH
04-26-2012, 03:07 PM
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
Bo Outlaw
Tariq Abdul-Wahad
Fat Levar

Celticsfan2007
04-26-2012, 03:08 PM
Let's open this up a bit. How about middle names?

Here's a few to start:

Rajon "Pierre" Rondo
Kobe "Bean" Bryant
Derek "Lamar" Fisher
Richard "Clay" Hamilton
Christopher "Emmanual" Paul
Rudy "Carlton" Gay Jr.
Timothy "Theodore" Duncan
Emmanual "David" Ginobli
Christopher "Wesson" Bosh

Shadowplay
04-26-2012, 03:36 PM
Rory Sparrow
Eddie House
Muggsy Bogues
Darvin Ham
Blue Edwards
Luther Head
Curtis Kitchen

kenzo400
04-26-2012, 03:40 PM
Yes,this is crazy,he murdered him to take his money.

Did they actually prove that? I know his brother was accused of murdering him, but then i read that he was in a coma, and the FBI could not prove it.

NoahH
04-26-2012, 03:48 PM
MOOCHIE NORRIS
MOOKIE BLAYLOCK???

Josh Childress

Shadowplay
04-26-2012, 03:53 PM
MOOCHIE NORRIS
MOOKIE BLAYLOCK???

Josh Childress

Moochie and Mookie.:laugh2:

DaBear
04-26-2012, 03:53 PM
New York Knicks


come at me fans

Knicks is such a stupid team name.

KB-Pau-DH2012
04-26-2012, 03:53 PM
Michael Jordan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Nzt2AwYXI

Sssmush
04-26-2012, 04:13 PM
How about COOLEST NBA names?

I'd start with Dennis Rodman, Carmelo Anthony and Tim Duncan.

JayW_1023
04-26-2012, 06:49 PM
God Shammgod. /thread

JayW_1023
04-26-2012, 06:50 PM
Ruben Boumtje Boumtje!!!!!!

JayW_1023
04-26-2012, 06:53 PM
According to wikipedia, Kobe learned to cross up from God Shammgod. Furthermore, it proves that Shammgod isn't a fake god.

Reversed86Curse
04-26-2012, 06:54 PM
World B Free

Metta World Piece of ****

Fixed

JayW_1023
04-26-2012, 06:55 PM
Godly one handed cross plus AIR BALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoWUCkwf1ug

LakersMaster24
04-26-2012, 11:01 PM
Chukwudiebre Mauduabum?

By the way "Chukwu" means God in Nigerian......at least thats what it said in a book I read.

Mr_Jones
04-26-2012, 11:20 PM
Oj mayo?

Steve nash?

CoolJack
04-27-2012, 08:00 AM
rudy GAY
kevin LOVE
ramon SESSIONS

GunFactor187
04-27-2012, 08:44 AM
Ndudi Ebi

69centers
04-27-2012, 09:06 AM
the Ukraine Train Vitaly Potapenko