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Uncle Sam
04-09-2012, 12:44 AM
Which baseball player do you take with you? You get ONE. Ill take Verlander, he'll defend us by throwing coco-nut fastballs.

Young2Kinsler
04-09-2012, 12:51 AM
I'm taking Ugueth Urbina...he has a knack for fires.

RevHokALugie
04-09-2012, 12:53 AM
Depends how dangerous the island is, someone like Farnsworth and Uggla would be a good idea?

BigBongTheory
04-09-2012, 12:58 AM
A-rod, I'll just leap into his arms and stare into his eyes.

ManningToTyree
04-09-2012, 12:58 AM
Fielder. The most to eat.

ManningToTyree
04-09-2012, 12:59 AM
Any Cuban born player (livan?) They know their way off an island

NSJ
04-09-2012, 01:40 AM
This might be the stupidest thread I've ever seen. The Cuban joke made me laugh though

Buckwheat
04-09-2012, 01:42 AM
Anna Benson

Zaunnie
04-09-2012, 01:43 AM
Roy Halladay for this (http://www.zoowithroy.com/2011/12/roy-halladay-travels-to-amazon-and.html) reason.

ESaady
04-09-2012, 01:45 AM
Mike Melancon

rkelly7
04-09-2012, 01:52 AM
probably would have to pick luke scott. That dude spends the offseason taking an ax and chopping down trees. He doesn't even swing a bat in the offseason. :P

VRP723
04-09-2012, 01:59 AM
Kemp, because he's cute

carson005
04-09-2012, 02:08 AM
Tony Plush

Giants-49ers-Ws
04-09-2012, 03:43 AM
b. wilson

Iodine
04-09-2012, 08:00 AM
Buckwheat

Pinstripe pride
04-09-2012, 09:17 AM
roy halladay fights anocondas in his spare time. he's the obvious answer

Pinstripe pride
04-09-2012, 09:20 AM
http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/0309_roy-halladay_485x340.png

thapastime7
04-09-2012, 09:23 AM
Brian wislon i could use his beard to protect myself from the rain

BKLYNpigeon
04-09-2012, 09:51 AM
Cliff Lee, that country boy probably knows how to fish, hunt, and start a fire.

OneTuzSea
04-09-2012, 10:00 AM
Chone Figgins. If we ever get in a fight and he tries to swing a tree branch at me, I know he'll miss.

scottythegreat1
04-09-2012, 11:26 AM
Vernon Wells!!! The man is a joker.

MotownWebGuy
04-09-2012, 11:29 AM
If you were stranded on an island...
Which baseball player do you take with you?

There's no doubt I would pick Ichiro Suzuki. He supposedly is an outstanding fisherman and being stranded on an island, we would certainly be exploring food options. If Ichiro insists I gut & clean his catches, we will probably both die on that island from choking.

Too bad Ted Williams lost his head. He grew-up in a professional fisherman family.

es0terik
04-09-2012, 01:15 PM
I'll take whoever the hell put me on the island. If I'm about to die I'm taking that son of a ***** with me.

BBB
04-09-2012, 06:18 PM
Fielder. The most to eat.

He'll probably eat you first.

mtf
04-09-2012, 06:20 PM
He'll probably eat you first.

Prince is a vegan, apparently.

RTL
04-09-2012, 06:29 PM
Bill Murray is a minor league baseball owner so I choose him

IceMan360
04-09-2012, 06:48 PM
A-rod, I'll just leap into his arms and stare into his eyes.


Fielder. The most to eat.


Any Cuban born player (livan?) They know their way off an island

:laugh:

bosox3431
04-09-2012, 07:56 PM
Josh Hamilton prior to his comeback. If Im going to die on an island, I'm having fun in the process.

brewboy288
04-09-2012, 08:10 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpRHrAh3pk
Nuff said.

jbro732
04-09-2012, 09:26 PM
Madonna from A league of their own.

LASportsFan1996
04-10-2012, 04:34 AM
Any Cuban born player (livan?) They know their way off an island

:laugh: :laugh:


This might be the stupidest thread I've ever seen. The Cuban joke made me laugh though

This.


Prince is a vegan, apparently.

********

sf-fanatic
04-10-2012, 04:39 AM
Vincente Padilla

Halladay
04-10-2012, 05:28 AM
Prince is a vegan, apparently.

It's easy to be one when there's a grocery store at every corner. I doubt Prince would stick to his vegan ways. The moment he got hungry he'd be buttering you up with his eyes.

UPRock
04-10-2012, 06:33 AM
Pablo Sandoval, because he's a panda that knows Kung Fu, and talks to animals.

Green_Monster
04-10-2012, 07:06 AM
Chone Figgins. If we ever get in a fight and he tries to swing a tree branch at me, I know he'll miss.

:laugh:

tcav701
04-10-2012, 08:12 AM
Ozzie, he knows Fidel.

DaSox_05
04-10-2012, 09:04 AM
I am surprised nobody has said LoMo. Thats who I would take with me.

"He is no HoMo, just LoMo"

Pinstripe pride
04-10-2012, 09:34 AM
He'll probably eat you first.

only if he has that stuff from troll 2 that turns you itno a plant............

Mr Haha
04-10-2012, 10:27 AM
The most unintentionally homoerotic thread ever.

TragicallyHip
04-10-2012, 11:17 AM
Prince is a vegan, apparently.

I've heard that too, but the dude is a fat ***. Must be the only 300 Lb. vegan in the world.

runnermjr1296
04-10-2012, 12:37 PM
One of the red sox big 3 ..as long as they brought the fried chicken and beer

OneTuzSea
04-10-2012, 03:14 PM
The most unintentionally homoerotic thread ever.

Who said anything about unintentional?

MooseWithFleas
04-10-2012, 03:52 PM
Whoever is the best at climbing trees

LionsFan..LOL
04-10-2012, 03:52 PM
Anyone of the fatter players. You need something to eat when stranded on an island.

Jeffy25
04-10-2012, 03:53 PM
Any Cuban born player (livan?) They know their way off an island

I laughed out loud

j-bay
04-10-2012, 04:24 PM
JD Drew
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/02/jd_drew_is_terr.html

Elysium
04-11-2012, 02:51 AM
Laughed so hard reading this thread.


I'll probably go with Kevin Slowly. Heard somewhere the guy is smart. :shrug:

kmo429
04-12-2012, 12:40 AM
Prince Fielder or CC Sabathia. Probably have good food harvesting instincts and could defend me against wild animals.

Shamrock
04-12-2012, 10:54 AM
J.J. Hardy for obvious reasons.

GrumpyOldMan
04-12-2012, 08:26 PM
Jenny Finch

Burkey3472
04-12-2012, 08:34 PM
Ryan Howard.....I could always eat him. He couldn't get away either considering he has no achillies and all that stolen money slowing him down.

Pinstripe pride
04-13-2012, 08:59 AM
Jenny Finch

we have a winner

Mr Haha
04-13-2012, 09:08 AM
You folks don't think you're geeking out just a bit too much here?

Broadwayjoe NY
04-13-2012, 09:40 AM
Sabathia, he looks like he likes to cuddle. Fellas gotta stay warm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIoguIo1iDw

Rod Becks Stash
04-13-2012, 09:48 AM
Podsednik because Lisa Dergan would then be there and I would steal her from him.

Ill21
04-13-2012, 10:03 AM
Brian Wilson

7chuck7
04-13-2012, 10:21 AM
I'll take Kate Winslet. (she played Little League)

The rest of you better hope you get rescued.

dashripdot
04-13-2012, 11:09 AM
1. Pujols, because he's got enough money to get us off of the island and back home.

2. Bobby Ojeda, because he probably has no further use for that boat and I do.

3. Lenny Dykstra, because I'm sure he can defraud somebody out of a private jet, fuel and a limo.

YEDN90
04-13-2012, 11:35 AM
The obvious answer is John Lackey.

He could communicate with the other snapping turtles surrounding the island and convince them to swim us to safety somehow.

rythym
04-13-2012, 11:54 AM
The more "fun" Josh Hamilton..

KingPosey
04-13-2012, 12:01 PM
Ugh, just one?! But there's sooo many cute ones! tee hee xP !!!

BigRoy
04-13-2012, 12:55 PM
Ill take Jared Allen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oibNvAbtpc

NateyB24
04-13-2012, 12:59 PM
Milton Bradley he sucks at baseball but i actually found his antic's pretty funny.