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03-01-2012, 10:07 PM
10. “I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.”

9. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: “Thank goodness. I just hope she doesn’t start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won’t have to kill anybody before I get inducted.”

8. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: “Phone home.” And later he remarks to Kenny, “Sam Cassell is a good guy, but he’s not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon.”

7. Asked if he had ever been in the governor’s office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. “They don’t let many black people in the governor’s mansion in Alabama,” he said, “unless they’re cleaning.”

6. “When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.”

5. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: “Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss’s wife having sex with a monkey.”

4a. On national TV on Valentines day: “I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.”

4b. “If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she’s ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick. Same thing.”

3. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says, “Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me.”

2. After retiring from basketball: “I’m just what America needs – another unemployed black man.

1. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.

Judge: “Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?”

Charles: “Yeah I regret we weren’t on a higher floor”

Are there any more entertaining announcers right now? I absolutely love Sir Charles, and pity everyone that takes him too seriously.

The man makes basketball more entertaining.

03-01-2012, 10:08 PM
These quotes of Barkley are turribul

03-01-2012, 10:11 PM
Lol Chuck is legend.

03-01-2012, 10:11 PM
How can it be a top 10 without turrible?

03-01-2012, 10:13 PM
Great stuff. At the end of the day i think he has is own way of giving decent insight. He actually says what he thinks and thats great.

03-01-2012, 10:13 PM
Charles Barkley is a BO$$. :laugh:

03-01-2012, 10:14 PM
I love Chuck. He can do no wrong in my opinion. I thoroughly enjoy him on TV...

Those are all hilarious. :laugh:

03-01-2012, 10:19 PM
Those are gold.

03-01-2012, 10:22 PM
Better than Shaq no doubt.

03-01-2012, 10:24 PM
"I am not a role model"

Lakers + Giants
03-01-2012, 10:31 PM
LMFAO. I actually enjoyed this article. Thanks

The goods
03-01-2012, 10:32 PM
Number 6 was the best haha I love charles barkely,my mom is a below average basketball fan but she watches tnt tip-off specificly for him she laughs so hard, and I will always be a fan of his just for that alone.

03-01-2012, 10:35 PM
:laugh: best thing I've read all day.

03-01-2012, 10:37 PM
LOL that was great, I thoroughly enjoyed each one of them

03-01-2012, 11:01 PM
He's going to be in Chicago for lunch with a legend in a few months....I cannot wait for that.

03-01-2012, 11:19 PM
5 and 6 were the best IMO.

03-01-2012, 11:52 PM
Lol at all of these. I <3 Chuck

03-02-2012, 12:14 AM

03-02-2012, 12:35 AM

iam brett favre
03-02-2012, 12:57 AM
I wish he would go on First Take and kill Skip Bayless. Literally.

03-02-2012, 01:02 AM
Um...how about during all-star weekend when he was making fun of Lebron going bald? There must be a transcript of it somewhere.

John Walls Era
03-02-2012, 01:06 AM
#6 is a good one.

Sadds The Gr8
03-02-2012, 01:11 AM
I read these on a site a couple months ago. Chuck is ****in hilarious

03-02-2012, 01:30 AM
Haha Sir Charles is the greatest

03-02-2012, 02:07 AM
If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick.


03-02-2012, 02:20 AM

when all someone can say about a player is "he's a hard worker," it means he is bad.

03-02-2012, 03:57 AM
Love Barkley.

03-02-2012, 04:31 AM
Those are awesome. #10 should be top 5.

03-02-2012, 04:39 AM
4a is my fav lol and 1 he didn't say from what I read.