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Twista
10-30-2011, 12:30 PM
Kim Kardashian Was Eyeing Another Basketball Player Before Kris Humphries




If you're a conspiracy theorist and you believe the rumors that Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries is nothing more than a plot point for her series of reality TV shows then listen up.

A new report claims that New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries wasn't the first casting choice for Kim's husband. A source told Wetpaint Entertainment, that a rep for the E! network first approached New York Knicks small forward, Danilo Gallinari, to see if he'd be interesting in dating Kim.

Wetpaint reports that both E! and Kim were both interested in her dating a known New York athlete to pump up the drama for the debut season of "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," even explaining to the then 22-year-old basketball player that dating Kim on camera would be a good move for his career.

The 6'10 Knick apparently declined the offer, saying he'd like to meet Kim but wasn't interested in dating her or being on a reality show. A spokesperson for E! had "no comment" when contacted by the website.

Kim and Kris rushed to the altar after only six months of dating, which might seem suspect, but then you recall that Kim's sister Khloe married L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after just three weeks of dating and the two just celebrated their two-year anniversary. The heart wants what the heart wants after all.

Kim and Kris were apparently set up by a friend of Kim's after she told her how cute she found the 6'9 forward. Since the moment the couple tied the knot in August they've been plagued by rumors that Kim's either pregnant or the couple is headed for a divorce.

Some media even reported that the couple's marriage was in trouble when they spotted Kris moving cardboard boxes out of the Park Avenue hotel they'd been living in. This is how rumors get started, when really the couple were both moving back to L.A together.

Kim even tweeted on October 20th:

"Can't believe we are done w New York! 3 months went by so fast! Boxes everywhere in our hotel! All ready to go home! #BeenFunNY"

Despite the rumors the couple is miserable and headed for divorce, Kim and Kris looked very much in love when they celebrated Kim's 31st birthday at The Darby in New York last week.

Is Kris Humphries destined to become one of Kim's exes?

huffington post

MrfadeawayJB
10-30-2011, 12:35 PM
I always wondered how a average player could get with kim kardashian

natelpete
10-30-2011, 12:37 PM
oh my god... i dont know what i would do with my life if they got divorced...







nobody cares

PhillyFaninLA
10-30-2011, 12:39 PM
I always wondered how a average player could get with kim kardashian

By losing a bet. That would be the only reason I'd touch that dime store whore. Even then a hazmat suit and 15 condoms would have to be used.

Evolution23
10-30-2011, 12:42 PM
That ***

Sactown
10-30-2011, 12:48 PM
By losing a bet. That would be the only reason I'd touch that dime store whore. Even then a hazmat suit and 15 condoms would have to be used.

Yeah, overkill much? I think it's because the only stranger to touch your dick is your left hand...

PhillyFaninLA
10-30-2011, 12:51 PM
Yeah, overkill much? I think it's because the only stranger to touch your dick is your left hand...

Clever, I just don't find dirty whore's attractive (or clean one's either).

She is famous because she was friends with Paris Hilton and made a sex tape, so no I wouldn't touch that with your well lets say screen name.

oak2455
10-30-2011, 12:52 PM
wow..... I'm gonna Bang Kim BRB:D

Sactown
10-30-2011, 12:53 PM
Clever, I just don't find dirty whore's attractive (or clean one's either).

She is famous because she was friends with Paris Hilton and made a sex tape, so no I wouldn't touch that with your well lets say screen name.

I'd touch her, and I'd wear protection

RekeHavoc
10-30-2011, 01:00 PM
Kim Kardashian Was Eyeing Another Basketball Player Before Kris Humphries



huffington post

y is this news, we know she only goes out with athletes

whats the big deal here?

nycericanguy
10-30-2011, 01:06 PM
Yeah, overkill much? I think it's because the only stranger to touch your dick is your left hand...

lol seriously, one sex tape doesn't make a woman a whore... not in this age of electronic devices.

I'd think you touch her pretty fast givent he chance

topdog
10-30-2011, 01:13 PM
lol seriously, one sex tape doesn't make a woman a whore... not in this age of electronic devices.

I'd think you touch her pretty fast givent he chance

I'm sure he could borrow a Barbie Doll if he wanted to feel up plastic :D

SA5195
10-30-2011, 01:15 PM
I could care less.

But her *** is just so nice!

Sadds The Gr8
10-30-2011, 01:16 PM
no surprise at all.

GodsSon
10-30-2011, 01:28 PM
no surprise at all.

This.

Did anyone believe they actually were in it for "love"?

Rego247
10-30-2011, 01:32 PM
This.

Did anyone believe they actually were in it for "love"?


I did. :(

Chi StateOfMind
10-30-2011, 01:34 PM
For real who wouldn't date Kim just to hit it for a while. I mean yea he married her, wrong thing to do but I mean at least he gets to hit it and know everyone else wishes they could.

FlakeyFool
10-30-2011, 01:36 PM
Get real everyone in this thread would be happy if a girl would look at them nonetheless just dating the big butt

Avenged
10-30-2011, 01:39 PM
I thought the same about Lamar and Khloe but they've turned out alright.

FlakeyFool
10-30-2011, 01:41 PM
kim's a bdl. kris does not have a bd

PurpleJesus
10-30-2011, 01:41 PM
i think you are looking for the TMZ forums

but yeah...approaching NBA players, and asking them to date you for a career move is about as shallow as it gets.

GiantsSwaGG
10-30-2011, 01:44 PM
He plays for the NJ Nets...So of course he's the second choice

Twista
10-30-2011, 01:48 PM
this is just a light hearted thread for fun guys, I thought it would be a nice distraction from all the lock out threads

netsgiantsyanks
10-30-2011, 02:08 PM
He plays for the NJ Nets...So of course he's the second choice

hardy har har

Giants-49ers-Ws
10-30-2011, 02:21 PM
who gives a ****....get in the negotiating room Kris and end the ****in lockout

SA5195
10-30-2011, 02:23 PM
This.

Did anyone believe they actually were in it for "love"?

I'll bet you that Kris thought he was :p

lakers4sho
10-30-2011, 02:30 PM
Weak stuff. Vujacic's banging Sharapova's fresh goodies.

smith&wesson
10-30-2011, 02:54 PM
Ya whatever, they spread a 1000 rumours about lamar too ... they been married ever since.

every ones doing reality shows now a days. whats wrong with kim doing the same ? and it is beleivable that she would date kris. its not like he looks like james harden. think about it.

The Final Boss
10-30-2011, 03:01 PM
I smashed. Seriously...

Sadds The Gr8
10-30-2011, 03:01 PM
For real who wouldn't date Kim just to hit it for a while. I mean yea he married her, wrong thing to do but I mean at least he gets to hit it and know everyone else wishes they could.

well from what i saw from her sex tape, she absolutely sucks in bed.

itsripcity32
10-30-2011, 03:04 PM
well from what i saw from her sex tape, she absolutely sucks in bed.

so you'd rather do an average chick that is great in bed than do a hot celeb. gotcha

Sadds The Gr8
10-30-2011, 03:08 PM
so you'd rather do an average chick that is great in bed than do a hot celeb. gotcha

if the celeb sucks in bed like Kim does, then yea...

Ovratd1up
10-30-2011, 03:09 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Kim is a sham? Not just her shallowness, I mean that Kim Kardashian herself is actually a conspiracy?

I think TV networks have laboratories where scientists are always working on this stuff, producing robots to air on their shows that are nearly life-like. E! took a risk with "Kim Kardashian" when no other network thought that the public would believe a character of such shallowness and such a big ***. I commend them for this, and it's encouraged others networks to push the envelope, most recently MTV with "Snookie" and "Nicki Minhaj."

B-Ray
10-30-2011, 03:15 PM
You know there's a lockout when ....

BigCityofDreams
10-30-2011, 03:21 PM
this is just a light hearted thread for fun guys, I thought it would be a nice distraction from all the lock out threads

Nothing wrong with that especially since every lockout thread starts and ends the same way. They're far apart, now they're close, ans now they are far apart again.

BlinkManJan02
10-30-2011, 03:25 PM
All she's good for is sex. I'm tired of the Kardashian's being so important to the media.

truther
10-30-2011, 03:31 PM
I always wondered how a average player could get with kim kardashian

he's good looking and a millionaire not really far fetched.

Slimsim
10-30-2011, 03:35 PM
Anyone who say they wouldn't **** Kim knowing they can get a std is a dam liar.

Ovratd1up
10-30-2011, 04:02 PM
he's good looking and a millionaire not really far fetched.

based on your username, you're not one to tell me what is and isn't far fetched.

naps
10-30-2011, 04:07 PM
Yea, she flew to Madrid to taste Cristiano Ronaldo's ****, not to mention countless others. Anything she does doesn't surprise me. Poor Humphries, why marry a whore when you can bang her for free?

GoPacers33
10-30-2011, 04:29 PM
why is this on a sports forum

netsgiantsyanks
10-30-2011, 04:31 PM
so you'd rather do an average chick that is great in bed than do a hot celeb. gotcha

well, yeah.

Chi StateOfMind
10-30-2011, 04:42 PM
well from what i saw from her sex tape, she absolutely sucks in bed.

I just wanna hit it from the back and thats it. Most ppl if given the oppurtunity wouldnt do anything else but doggy. She did look bad in the video tho lol.

TROLL POLICE
10-30-2011, 05:50 PM
I always wondered how a average player could get with kim kardashian


she likes big sausages and kris qualified.

The goods
10-30-2011, 06:28 PM
She is sooo fine and has,and has that phat table booty lol but she is annoying as hell

The goods
10-30-2011, 06:32 PM
I just wanna hit it from the back and thats it. Most ppl if given the oppurtunity wouldnt do anything else but doggy. She did look bad in the video tho lol.

This pretty much sums it up for me

smith&wesson
10-30-2011, 07:12 PM
well from what i saw from her sex tape, she absolutely sucks in bed.

Wasnt mad young in those tapes ? im pretty sure she's had some experience since then.

and kims hot bro. cmon lets be real here if you didnt know who she was and seen her in the club youd be gitty as hell if you got her number.

Sadds The Gr8
10-30-2011, 07:57 PM
Wasnt mad young in those tapes ? im pretty sure she's had some experience since then.

and kims hot bro. cmon lets be real here if you didnt know who she was and seen her in the club youd be gitty as hell if you got her number.

yea i never said she's not hot. of course she is that *** is unbelievable. but u cant deny she sucks *** in bed.

The vid wasn't that old it's only like 3-4 years ago. wasn't like she was 19-20 or something

Lim
10-31-2011, 01:06 AM
when you've got an @$$ like that it doesn't even matter how bad you suck in bed.. just let me hit it from the back 24/7 like someone else said and ill be a happy happy man.

metswon69
10-31-2011, 01:17 AM
Well wouldn't stop me from eating that ******* out, and Danilo Gallinari is stupid for at least not hitting and quitting it.

But who knew marrying someone for a tv show when u know them for less than a year would be a bad idea?

Bulls_fan90
10-31-2011, 01:55 AM
Lamar Odom is clearly a homo. How can you fall in love with a transvestite??

Time2Dieeee
10-31-2011, 02:16 AM
Kris follow the "man book" -pg 3. section 6. "Hit it and quit it"

imagesrdecievin
10-31-2011, 02:18 AM
She is a lot richer than Hump is - I'm not sure what the rush is to 'quit it'?

GodsSon
10-31-2011, 02:20 AM
Lamar Odom is clearly a homo. How can you fall in love with a transvestite??

lol this

JNA17
10-31-2011, 04:42 AM
You know, she might be whore and all...but she is too damn hot for me to care at all. I would still tap that if given the chance (well that and not being afraid and all of her hotness of course). :3

JNA17
10-31-2011, 04:46 AM
Wasnt mad young in those tapes ? im pretty sure she's had some experience since then.

and kims hot bro. cmon lets be real here if you didnt know who she was and seen her in the club youd be gitty as hell if you got her number.

I would probably http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY If she even walked up to me in a club. :speechless:

ModernDaySavage
10-31-2011, 06:28 AM
I'd beat.

abe_froman
10-31-2011, 07:04 AM
is gallinari gay or something?(not meant as a diss,not a homophobe...just wondering why turn it down)

miller74
10-31-2011, 09:06 AM
Head over to TMZ where people care about this garbage

Pierzynski4Prez
10-31-2011, 09:21 AM
I love how you hear about them complaining that Kris is a mooch. Ummm, mooching is how the Kardashian's got famous in the 1st place, isn't it? ****in lowlifes.

ILMindState
10-31-2011, 09:43 AM
Oops my bad, I thought I clicked on PSD not TMZ

abe_froman
10-31-2011, 09:53 AM
Oops my bad, I thought I clicked on PSD not TMZ

i dont get comments like this.

we have had threads on players personal lives before.hell when devin harris was dating a playboy model or odom married the fat kardashian,no one minded

Twista
10-31-2011, 12:57 PM
According to various sources, Kim and Kris are now filing for DIVORCE.

Well, that didn't last long.

iggypop123
10-31-2011, 01:08 PM
kim basically made an investment in the stock market. the stock wasnt behaving the way he wanted so he backed out

futureman
10-31-2011, 01:12 PM
I would rather be in a sham relationship with kim than be single any day of the week.

MrfadeawayJB
10-31-2011, 01:13 PM
*They are officially getting divorced*


I heard it on the radio, and now i do beleive without a doubt it was a publicity stunt.

69centers
10-31-2011, 02:24 PM
I don't like any of the Kardashians, although Kim is the hottest one. She's still not super hot in my book. She got 35th on Maxim's hot 100 list this year, but I think she should have been more like 85th or not even on it.

iggypop123
10-31-2011, 02:30 PM
I don't like any of the Kardashians, although Kim is the hottest one. She's still not super hot in my book. She got 35th on Maxim's hot 100 list this year, but I think she should have been more like 85th or not even on it.

the methodology of the list is flawed to begin with. its not just looks it values popularit and other things. kim's got big **** and an *** second to none but thats it. being short probably helps her and her face is not something you want to look at. and thats with makeup on .

Sactown
10-31-2011, 02:35 PM
the methodology of the list is flawed to begin with. its not just looks it values popularit and other things. kim's got big **** and an *** second to none but thats it. being short probably helps her and her face is not something you want to look at. and thats with makeup on .

I would love to see the type of girls you've dated :facepalm:

Like-a-Bosh
10-31-2011, 02:41 PM
I don't get why so many people think Kardashian is all that. Her whole body is completely fake and she's been with god knows how many guys. You'd have to pay me to touch that filthy whore

Sactown
10-31-2011, 02:50 PM
I don't get why so many people think Kardashian is all that. Her whole body is completely fake and she's been with god knows how many guys. You'd have to pay me to touch that filthy whore

PhillyfaninLA is that you?

kozelkid
10-31-2011, 03:01 PM
is gallinari gay or something?(not meant as a diss,not a homophobe...just wondering why turn it down)

To stay clean?
Besides, the rooster turns her down and gets the next fine looking ***.

And maybe he had more self-respect and didn't want to look like a tool as Humphries ended up.

kozelkid
10-31-2011, 03:02 PM
I would rather be in a sham relationship with kim than be single any day of the week.

That's kinda sad...
Wha,t have you never heard of/experienced **** buddies or one night stands?

MrfadeawayJB
10-31-2011, 03:47 PM
I don't get why so many people think Kardashian is all that. Her whole body is completely fake and she's been with god knows how many guys. You'd have to pay me to touch that filthy whore

cool username haha like-a-bosh

blastmasta26
10-31-2011, 05:10 PM
I don't get why so many people think Kardashian is all that. Her whole body is completely fake and she's been with god knows how many guys. You'd have to pay me to touch that filthy whore
She's hot and has a great body, regardless if it's fake. That's why people are into her.

More-Than-Most
10-31-2011, 05:20 PM
He got to hit that... He wins this deal any way you slice it. Her arse is wow.

Sactown
10-31-2011, 05:21 PM
He got to hit that... He wins this deal any way you slice it. Her arse is wow.

This and I wonder if he'll get spousal support

haggis
10-31-2011, 05:31 PM
Kris Humphries grossed $16.9 million over his 7-year NBA career. His TV marriage to @KimKardashian was worth $17 million.

http://twitter.com/#!/darrenrovell/status/131045208375832578

:laugh:

JWO35
10-31-2011, 05:40 PM
If you wouldn't have sex with Kim, you're probably staring at Kris more than the average male

/Thread

Twista
10-31-2011, 06:09 PM
Kim is big in all the right places, yes her body is fine.

But Gallo did not want to be used in a publicity stunt and I respect his decision. I like that he said that he would like to meet Kim but did not want to participate in her stunt. That shows that he is a respectful guy who would have liked to date her, but not be used in some shallow farce for publicity.

ldawg
10-31-2011, 10:17 PM
Why would anyone wife that up? Thats the type you wrap it up and hit it once in a while and let some fool wife it up. Unless Chris is that fool. Ask Chris how Ray j A33 taste you know she was over the house yesterday right after she left Bush condo. I am still confuse you people follow these tricks, i could care less what they do. But i would bang it even if see is fake.

futureman
10-31-2011, 11:28 PM
That's kinda sad...
Wha,t have you never heard of/experienced **** buddies or one night stands?

I'm saving myself. I don't give that kind of stuff away to people I'm not in love with. I have never found the right person and I went on 2 dates last week.

wwwhat
11-01-2011, 07:00 AM
She probably saw his NBA Rank on ESPN and immediately lost interest.

abe_froman
11-01-2011, 07:16 AM
Why would anyone wife that up? Thats the type you wrap it up and hit it once in a while and let some fool wife it up. Unless Chris is that fool. Ask Chris how Ray j A33 taste you know she was over the house yesterday right after she left Bush condo. I am still confuse you people follow these tricks, i could care less what they do. But i would bang it even if see is fake.
because of haggis' post right here...

http://twitter.com/#!/darrenrovell/status/131045208375832578

:laugh:



you'll make more money from that than anything else you'll do life and become famous just by doing it.so the question is,why not