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Number24LAKAZ
08-25-2011, 12:46 AM
For 33 years be has graced us with his awesomeness. Despite countless wars and other negative aspects of life, these past 33 years have been the most prosperous and greatest years in he history of existence thanks to Kobe Bryant. We are truly blessed to witnesses to the Greatest of All Time Kobe Bryant. Let us celebrate his greatness with a few of our favorite Kobemas carols.

Kobe Bells


Dashing through the snow
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Kobe Bryant song tonight

Oh, Kobe bells, Kobe bells
Kobe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay
Kobe bells, Kobe bells
Kobe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay

Have Yourself a Merry Little Kobemas


Have yourself a merry little Kobemas
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Kobemas
Lebron James is gay
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry little Kobemas now

Deck the Halls


Deck the halls with boughs of Kobe
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to worship Kobe
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our Kobe apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the GoAT before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kobe Claus is Coming to Town


You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Kobe Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Kobe Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Kobe Claus is coming to town
Kobe Claus is coming to town

The Twelve Days of Kobemas


On the first day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
A Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the second day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the third day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the fourth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the fifth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the sixth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the seventh day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the eighth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the ninth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the tenth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
11 Lebronze overhyping
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the first day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
12 Jimmers jimmering
11 Lebronze overhyping
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree


Kobemas may be ending but tomorrow 8/24 is another great day. (Kobe Bryant Day)
These are truly two of the greatest days of the year.

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeeeear!

Merry Kobemas to all
And to all a good night

Ko! Ko! Ko!(be) merry Kobemas!

Sactown
08-25-2011, 12:51 AM
This is ********..

knicks_champ
08-25-2011, 12:56 AM
Makes perfect sense.

asandhu23
08-25-2011, 12:56 AM
Where's one for LeBron James? Derrick Rose? Kevin Durant?

John Walls Era
08-25-2011, 01:14 AM
:laugh:

Cal827
08-25-2011, 01:15 AM
Where's one for LeBron James? Derrick Rose? Kevin Durant?


On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

An East team to form a Big 3

On the Second Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me:

2 of my friends
and an East team to form a Big 3

On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 series wins
2 of my friends
and an East team to form a Big 3

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

4 falls to Dallas
3 Series wins
2 of my Friends
and an East team to form Big 3.

That was terrible, I know. I've shamed myself. I apologize to anybody who had read that horror. I'll leave this thread now after stating: In Before Closing

MrfadeawayJB
08-25-2011, 01:29 AM
lol in b4 close