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lakers4sho
08-23-2011, 10:15 AM
The man's getting older and older :ohno:

8kobe24
08-23-2011, 10:51 AM
Happy Bday to the Black Mamba!

Law25
08-23-2011, 11:03 AM
Damn whats he like 33 now? I hope that new knee surgery shaved off 5 years, lol. I enjoy following this young fella's career and hope he add more to the franchise and his legacy before he hangs them up. GO Lakers!!!! As he moves up the list of all time greats Kobe Bryant will come looking for blood in his final years of greatness. Proving to all doubters that his reign as the worlds best basketball player has not ended. 2012 the Mamba will strike. Kobe!! Bumaye!!! Kobe!! Bumaye!!!

The bolded in theater voice lol.

Chacarron
08-23-2011, 02:01 PM
One year closer to retirement fellas. :p :D

Happy Birthday Colby!!!

Avenged
08-23-2011, 03:03 PM
This is one of those rare cases where a birthday shouldn't be celebrated. :(

MJ-BULLS
08-23-2011, 03:45 PM
Happy birthday to the one and only black mamba.

KillaInstinct24
08-23-2011, 03:59 PM
lets just hope the lockout ends before he gets into any more predicaments involving investigations from police. btw happy birthday mamba lol

LakersMaster24
08-23-2011, 04:19 PM
3more years left....3 more years...

GREATNESS ONE
08-23-2011, 05:32 PM
^ Of Great Kobe I agree but I think he'll play longer then 3 years, I can see 5 at least.

Kobes a Killer
08-23-2011, 06:50 PM
Happy Birthday Mamba. Ya I say he plays until the age of 38-40

LakersMaster24
08-23-2011, 06:55 PM
^ Of Great Kobe I agree but I think he'll play longer then 3 years, I can see 5 at least.

When I say 3 years I mean 3 years of the current Kobe. After that he will be able to still play, but it is highly unlikely that he would average more than 15ppg 3apg 4rpg...

GREATNESS ONE
08-23-2011, 10:11 PM
haha yeah that's what I figured and those averages sound about right. Except for some reason I think Mamba is going to get a lot of assist in the later part of his career like around 8. Just a gut feeling I guess ....

OC Knights #11
08-23-2011, 10:35 PM
enjoy him you never know how far the curtain call is

MTar786
08-24-2011, 05:22 AM
When I say 3 years I mean 3 years of the current Kobe. After that he will be able to still play, but it is highly unlikely that he would average more than 15ppg 3apg 4rpg...

i think ur selling kobe short. at 36, 37.. probably even 38 i could see kobe averaging 18-19 ppg pretty easily. kobe will average 15ppg if he ever starts coming off the bench.

kobe at 36 season stats

22ppg
5.5apg
4rpg

kobe at 37 season stats

20.6apg
4.3apg
4rpg

kobe at 38 season stats

20.0ppg
4.0apg
4rpg

kobe at 39

19ppg
4apg
4rpg

LakersMaster24
08-24-2011, 03:34 PM
i think ur selling kobe short. at 36, 37.. probably even 38 i could see kobe averaging 18-19 ppg pretty easily. kobe will average 15ppg if he ever starts coming off the bench.

kobe at 36 season stats

22ppg
5.5apg
4rpg

kobe at 37 season stats

20.6apg
4.3apg
4rpg

kobe at 38 season stats

20.0ppg
4.0apg
4rpg

kobe at 39

19ppg
4apg
4rpg

You are forgetting that Kobe has been in the league since 1996. If his body holds down until the age 38 and he STILL averages 20ppg...we would have to really consider what planet he is from.

LAKERMANIA
08-24-2011, 04:37 PM
Happy belated birthday Kobe Bryant, the man who averaged 43 PPG in the month of February in the 2002-2003 NBA season

championships
08-24-2011, 05:40 PM
Almost at the end of an era of a Laker legend.

Man, it seems like his career flew by, Seems not that long ago when Kobe and Shaq were dominating the league in the early 2000s

Number24LAKAZ
08-25-2011, 02:33 AM
For 33 years he has graced us with his awesomeness. Despite countless wars and other negative aspects of life, these past 33 years have been the most prosperous and greatest years in he history of existence thanks to Kobe Bryant. We are truly blessed to witnesses to the Greatest of All Time Kobe Bryant. Let us celebrate his greatness with a few of our favorite Kobemas carols.

Kobe Bells


Dashing through the snow
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Kobe Bryant song tonight

Oh, Kobe bells, Kobe bells
Kobe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay
Kobe bells, Kobe bells
Kobe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Kobe Bryant powered slay

Have Yourself a Merry Little Kobemas


Have yourself a merry little Kobemas
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Kobemas
Lebron James is gay
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry little Kobemas now

Deck the Halls


Deck the halls with boughs of Kobe
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to worship Kobe
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our Kobe apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the GoAT before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kobe Claus is Coming to Town


You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Kobe Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Kobe Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Kobe Claus is coming to town
Kobe Claus is coming to town

The Twelve Days of Kobemas


On the first day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
A Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the second day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the third day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the fourth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the fifth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the sixth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the seventh day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the eighth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the ninth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the tenth day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
11 Lebronze overhyping
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Wades a bilking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree

On the first day of Kobemas
Kobe Bryant gave to me
12 Jimmers jimmering
11 Lebronze overhyping
10 Lebronze a creeping
9 Laker girls dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Kobes a winning
6 Lebronze a failing
5 Championship rings
4 Kobe birds
3 Kobe hens
2 Kobe doves
and a Partridge in a Kobe tree


Kobemas may be ending but tomorrow 8/24 is another great day. (Kobe Bryant Day)
These are truly two of the greatest days of the year.

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeeeear!

Merry Kobemas to all
And to all a good night

Ko! Ko! Ko!(be) merry Kobemas!

LakersMaster24
08-25-2011, 02:42 AM
Why the hell did I just read every single song...:ohno:

Iron24th
08-25-2011, 02:47 AM
WTF?!
Please give us a season,I can't stand those threads anymore.

Law25
08-25-2011, 04:50 AM
WTF. This is crazy lol. First he is entering his 16th season not his 33rd, and second he's an great BASKETBALL player not a devine deity. This is the type of stuff players run from, lol. This must be an joke or some false Laker fan pretender trying to bait or just get an reaction.

8kobe24
08-26-2011, 11:01 AM
Why the hell did I just read every single song...:ohno:

NBA lockout anxiety.

LA_raiders_KERS
08-26-2011, 12:39 PM
this was corny! :sleep: