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knicksfan42
08-14-2011, 07:39 PM
As the title states this thread is going to be dedicated to posting the NBA related segments of the Onion's (recently cancelled) sportscenter parody show sportsdome. I thought most of their NBA segments were pretty funny. My favorite segments were the NBA Kidnapping deadline and the Staples Center Clippers collapse segments. Which of the clips did you enjoy most?

Pau Gasol Apologizes For Bizarre, Avant-Garde Sex Tape:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/pau-gasol-apologizes-for-bizarre-avantgarde-sex-ta,19704/

Knicks Abduct Tony Parker Just Before NBA Kidnapping Deadline:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/knicks-abduct-tony-parker-just-before-nba-kidnappi,19172/

Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/fatal-staples-center-collapse-brings-merciful-earl,14379/

James, Wade, Bosh Unveil New Rules For Basketball:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/james-wade-bosh-unveil-new-rules-for-basketball,18792/

Gary Payton And The Soul Of Dr. James Naismith Trapped In A Music Box Talk NBA Basketball:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/gary-payton-and-the-soul-of-dr-james-naismith-trap,19295/

Chris Bosh Left In Hot Car For Hours By Heat Teammates

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/chris-bosh-left-in-hot-car-for-hours-by-heat-teamm,19331/

Tim Duncan Autobiography Reveals He Is Friends With 10,000 Women

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tim-duncan-autobiography-reveals-he-is-friends-wit,19421/
(http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tim-duncan-autobiography-reveals-he-is-friends-wit,19421/)
Tall Black Man At The Gym Could Be The Next NBA Superstar:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tall-black-man-at-the-gym-could-be-the-next-nba-su,19205/

This Moment In Sports History: Basketball Invented As Diversion For Hideous Giants:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/this-moment-in-sports-history-basketball-invented,19702/
(http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/this-moment-in-sports-history-basketball-invented,19702/)

Shaquille O'Neal Traded To Mavericks, Stripped For Spare Parts:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/shaquille-oneal-traded-to-mavericks-stripped-for-s,19095/

Kevin Durant Doomed To Walk The Earth In Unending Misery, Say Sports Analysts:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/kevin-durant-doomed-to-walk-the-earth-in-unending,19091/

Clippers Trade $6 Million In Cash To Blazers For $4 Million In Cash:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/clippers-trade-6-million-in-cash-to-blazers-for-4,18940/

OSN Girlfriends Feel Bad For Deron Williams

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/osn-girlfriends-feel-bad-for-deron-williams,18826/
(http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/osn-girlfriends-feel-bad-for-deron-williams,18826/)

knicksfan42
08-14-2011, 07:41 PM
Meant to post this in the NBA Forum, could one of the mods move it there?

knicksfan42
08-15-2011, 05:45 PM
Another video

2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzffTZ0wD7A

gwrighter
08-15-2011, 06:20 PM
i'm not a Miami hater but the stories about the heat are golden.:laugh2:

nycericanguy
08-15-2011, 06:56 PM
The Bosh being left in the car is a great old one.

Slimsim
08-15-2011, 06:59 PM
the tall black man was funny

RevisIsland
08-15-2011, 11:40 PM
My two favorite onion sports dome quotes came from the ticker on the bottom:

"Nation goes 6 months without thinking about Atlanta Hawks"

"Chris Bosh not even Chris Bosh's favorite player"

RevisIsland
08-15-2011, 11:40 PM
Oh and non basketball related, their NFL lockout bit was hilarious.

MrfadeawayJB
08-15-2011, 11:48 PM
what about the Kwame Brown one....that is the best imo

MrfadeawayJB
08-15-2011, 11:51 PM
what about the Kwame Brown one....that is the best imo

here i found it... the kwame brown draft lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWyPNQnsa_w

Kyle N.
08-15-2011, 11:57 PM
The Onion is sooooooooooo EPIC!!!! That's all I have to say.