View Full Version : What We Think Is Being Said in The Lockout Meetings.....

07-28-2011, 02:38 PM
The lockout is going to last a while, we may as well get some amusement out of the deal. Feel free to add in.....

David Stern opens up: Well I'd like to get these negotiations off to a positive start so I was hoping one of our owners could open things by giving some insightful, thoughtfull remarks about our intentions in these sessions.

(David Kahn clears his throat and attempts to stand up. Stern quickly shoots him the evil eye as Kahn turns red and sheepishly sits backs down, much to the amusement of owners and players alike.)

Derrick Fisher: Um yeah, well on behalf of the players I would just like to say....

Otis Smith interrupts: Wait a minute, how exactly does Fish get to represent the players anyway? You mean to tell me this guy makes like 3 playoff shots in his life and all the sudden He's the face of our players?

Fisher: Still salty about game 4 aye Otis? (winks at him) Well that's fine, you guys are right, that's why we brought in three special guest players we feel can more represent where we are really coming from a bit more eloquently. Guys!....

Enters Rashard Lewis, Eddie Curry, and Gilbert Arenas with shades on, diamond embedded watches and jewelry shining. Rashard is wearing a T shirt that says "82 games? lol" and Gilbert's says "MVP(of twitter)." Both shirts have dollar signs all over them. Curry has on no shirt.

Donald Sterling throws his coffee cup at them enraged: You damn sons of b------s! You're the reason we're in this s---! If it weren't for you idiots I could've went on fleecing the Clippers for years! I've just about got these damn fans right where I want them do you realize with Blake alone I was about to... (pauses, realizes he is talking aloud..... quietly sits down).

Arenas (laughing): Hey guys we didn't want to start any trouble. We just wanted to say you can keep the lockout going as long as you like because we're thinking about taking a "worldwide spend you guys money" tour anyway. We're off to the accountants. Ron Artest yall, Ron Artest!!

As they're leaving Gilbert turns around smiling and gives Ted Leonsis the old wink and the gun. Otis Smith hangs his head and starts muttering obscenities.......

07-28-2011, 03:52 PM
I eat potatoes.

07-28-2011, 04:01 PM
If I was an enzyme i'd be a DNA Helicase so I could unzip OP's genes.

07-28-2011, 04:48 PM
Players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhX5W7JoWI

Owners:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg&ob=av3e ( the chorus)

Players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkOmcIl79s

Owners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWTV1iL0bw&feature=fvst

Players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QqfsVs-vBE&feature=related


07-28-2011, 05:39 PM
charles barkley says "HEY cant we all just get alonnggg" magic and kenny say "shut up charles" charles walks up to kenny smacks the **** out of him and sits on him.

stern gets up and says.. "ooook... so any ways are we gonna get somthing done here today ?"

the players start comparing theyre new teams in Europe. the owners throw a hissy fit and leave.

till next time.