View Full Version : The long awaiting argument as to why Dennis Rodman is better than Dirk Nowitski :)

07-24-2011, 03:27 PM
Because RB#20 said so! Here are my stats ready?

Jersey number: Rodman had more numbers so he is better
Shoes: Rodman's got that ****
Teams: Rodman's played on more
Hairstyle: Rodman
Defense: Rodman is all over that ****! Yeah!
PPG: Dirk has got this
PPG for Dirk if Rodman was guarding him: Lower than Rodman's :D
Favorite food: Dirk likes haggis, do I need to say more? Rodman likes Jello. Rodman gets the edge
Who could be the next spokesman for Old Spice? Yeah...we know....Rodman!
If I asked both of these men to pick a number between 1-10, Rodman would pick 6 and Dirk would pick 4...the number I was thinking was 6! Rodman wins again here!
Who played on arguably the best team of all-time? Dennis Rodman, not Dirk!
Who broke down every PF (and Madonna) in the league by getting inside them (and Madonna)? Dennis Rodman, not Dirk!
Who makes a mean Taco Salad? Well, Dirk actually wins here but the ingredients that he used to make that salad were bought at Dennis Rodman's store!

As you can see, Rodman is better than Dirk so this ends the argument of who is better. Rodman > Dirk. The stats prove it. Rodman! Rodman! :D

07-24-2011, 03:34 PM
At least spell Nowitzki correctly if you're gonna make this outrageous claim.

07-24-2011, 03:37 PM
Na it's ok. You get the point :)

07-24-2011, 03:40 PM
Fairly pointless