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stawka
07-12-2011, 03:02 AM
I was eight years old one time, and I had my first experience hearing my parents making sex noises. It was like this…(makes sex noises). And so I thought my father was really hitting my mom. My father is a beast. He is a big man.

So I opened the door and saw my mother’s nipple exposed before me. And I thought, “Man, that’s a big nipple.” I had never seen a nipple like that before. Or I had, I suppose, because I drank from it. I drank her breast milk as a baby. But then I saw it and I was getting kind of thirsty, so I thought, “Maybe I should drink from my mother’s nipples.” But I didn’t.

I walked up to the bed and pulled the blanket over my mom’s nipples. Then I looked over saw my dad’s taco meat. His taco meat was exposed. So I walked over and pulled the blanket over my dad’s taco meat.

There was food everywhere, and I saw a frank. And I was hungry. So I grabbed the frank, and I pulled on it. And my dad goes “Owwowowow.” Because I had grabbed my dad’s ****.

And he goes, “Don’t be grabbing my ****!” And he punched me. I said, “Don’t punch me! I thought it was a frank. I saw the frank on the bed and I grabbed it.” And he said, “That’s not a frank. That’s my ****!” And he punched me in the head.

And that’s how I got so crazy.

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/07/11/how-ron-artest-got-so-crazy/

That was a damn funny read

Dash
07-12-2011, 03:07 AM
What the ****

3ballbomber
07-12-2011, 03:11 AM
it sounds like a joke a 10 yr old would make.

GREATNESS ONE
07-12-2011, 03:14 AM
:rolleyes:

Melo4Mvp
07-12-2011, 03:32 AM
The ****?

Evolution23
07-12-2011, 04:01 AM
METTA WORLD PEACE is not gay!

Evolution23
07-12-2011, 04:01 AM
and this is fake

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-12-2011, 05:30 AM
TheHoopsProphet?

jmtapia
07-12-2011, 05:41 AM
Lmfao!

Antipod
07-12-2011, 05:59 AM
That`s some crazy shiieeeeet :laugh:

TrueFan420
07-12-2011, 06:04 AM
well that was very strange

John Walls Era
07-12-2011, 06:08 AM
:laugh:

Niro
07-12-2011, 06:34 AM
what?

sventhedog
07-12-2011, 07:27 AM
i don't know what to say.

ChiDougie19
07-12-2011, 07:37 AM
omg i laughed so hard....**** killed me

Geargo Wallace
07-12-2011, 08:02 AM
holy ****. Taco meat? ahahhahahaha

Geargo Wallace
07-12-2011, 08:04 AM
I think this lockout will make players do/say things that shouldn't. This was funny, but apparently it was from his comedy routine.

NYKnickFanatic
07-12-2011, 08:26 AM
That **** is hilarious

CHANGO
07-12-2011, 12:04 PM
LOLOLOLO nahhh this is fake... This has to be fake. lol

Sly Guy
07-12-2011, 12:07 PM
lol, def not true, but the score has been conjuring up winners like this since the 'like a bosh' stuff last season. I know you Americans don't get the network, but it's very refreshing to have an entire [low budget] sports channel dedicated and run by fans and jokers.

Cal827
07-12-2011, 12:50 PM
What the Hell? Well clearly it's his parents fault that he's screwed up. It's clear that he should have seen a psychiatrist a looooooooooooootttttttttttt earlier lol :speechless:

kobelakersnba
07-12-2011, 12:53 PM
:facepalm:

Crackadalic
07-12-2011, 01:09 PM
Thats Metta World Peace for ya

mttwlsn16
07-12-2011, 05:55 PM
TheHoopsProphet?

exactly what i thought hahaha

knightstemplar
07-12-2011, 06:13 PM
lol that has to be fake

COOLbeans
07-12-2011, 07:48 PM
Not only is world peace not gay, but he's a ******* comedian.

Sadds The Gr8
07-12-2011, 07:51 PM
lol. so u mean to tell me that instead of telling him to GTFO or go to your damn bed, they let him come in and lay in bed while both are naked? wtf?

Nighthawk
07-12-2011, 08:25 PM
Dont care if this is fake.




I cant look at Artest now and NOT think of franks and taco meat

JJ_JKidd
07-12-2011, 08:42 PM
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/07/11/how-ron-artest-got-so-crazy/

That was a damn funny read

Christ :D

Lake_Show2416
07-12-2011, 08:48 PM
explains everything

JIDsanity
07-12-2011, 08:57 PM
:confused:

KnicksR4Real
07-12-2011, 09:07 PM
hes so ****ed up

KnicksR4Real
07-12-2011, 09:08 PM
he does have mental issues tho

Lakers + Giants
07-12-2011, 09:33 PM
If this **** isn't fake. . . .

JustBringIt
07-12-2011, 09:39 PM
Funniest **** ever

Hellcrooner
07-13-2011, 12:13 AM
and now go figure if he tried to eat the frank....

Chacarron
07-13-2011, 12:16 AM
Would not surprise me if it is real.

knicks4life33
07-13-2011, 12:22 AM
hes from queens bridge

YourTeamSucks
07-13-2011, 12:34 AM
hope he didnt say that cause that wasnt funny it was disturbing

Gambeezy
07-13-2011, 01:29 AM
Not funny. ^^ disturbing is more accurate. God that was weird. All he did was tell the world how trashy his parents are/were

Cromedome
07-13-2011, 02:23 AM
I think he got crazy from Ms. Straub the art teacher. Her voice and the way she pronounced english words were enough to make anyone crazy. Ronnie!

dodie53
07-13-2011, 05:06 AM
weird ****

millerandco
07-13-2011, 05:43 AM
he got hit in the head as a child....this explains a lot

knicks_champ
07-13-2011, 06:05 AM
Hater gonna hate... lmao

USMCLaker
07-14-2011, 02:01 PM
Thanks for posting, not!!!!

Trying to get this imagery out of my head.

USMCLaker
07-14-2011, 02:05 PM
hes from queens bridge

Exactly, nuff said.

Missing56&33
07-14-2011, 02:10 PM
After reading that I do believe that the Knicks did the right thing by not drafting Artest. I use to say they made a mistake but I think they did the right thing.

tyfreaks brotha
07-14-2011, 03:13 PM
Lmfao

sep11ie
07-14-2011, 03:44 PM
My dick could never be mistaken for a hot dog.... just sayin...

Sly Guy
07-14-2011, 05:12 PM
After reading that I do believe that the Knicks did the right thing by not drafting Artest. I use to say they made a mistake but I think they did the right thing.

lol, a knicks fan saying someone's too crazy for their team, heh, in the era of isiah, can you actually say he wouldn't have fit right in with your misfit teams?

KnicksR4Real
07-14-2011, 05:31 PM
its metta worl peace, not ron artest

Slimsim
07-14-2011, 05:55 PM
Ron artest gave his father a handjob that makes any man go crazy

LakersMaster24
07-14-2011, 08:26 PM
Wtf did I just read? :speechless:

TO Rapz
07-14-2011, 08:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh:

this **** killed me, has to be fake omfg :laugh: