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godolphins
07-01-2011, 10:54 AM
Since this forum is starting to die down and since there will be nothing to talk about besides the CBA I came up with this thread to laugh, discuss and analyze players funny, stupid and ignorant tweets.

sixer04fan
07-01-2011, 10:57 AM
Haha, actually a pretty good idea.. this should be fun.

godolphins
07-01-2011, 10:58 AM
Start off with Andrew Bogut

Love the new and improved layout of NBA.COM

Wade:


Any1 hiring?

I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals..

Time to cash in on those favors...@KevinHart4real is that job still available?? You know the one where I write your jokes???

Shane Battier

Dear @NBA, I hate public breakups. I'm sorry. Call me. Its never too late. Xoxo.

king4day
07-01-2011, 11:14 AM
Nash


My friend guy just told me he saw Michael Jackson fly out of Cardiff Arms Park in a jet pack. #f$&@"legend

RenegadeRiot36
07-01-2011, 11:21 AM
Dwight on this picture

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/587/235/GYI0062352391_crop_450x500.jpg?1289105533

"Vince carte planking lol"

godolphins
07-01-2011, 11:35 AM
Dwight on this picture

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/587/235/GYI0062352391_crop_450x500.jpg?1289105533

"Vince carte planking lol"

:laugh:

LakeShowRaider
07-01-2011, 11:40 AM
This is great! Keep em coming!

LakersKB24
07-01-2011, 11:41 AM
T-Mac



anybody need their lawn mowed? #lockout


My favorite so far (not by a player though)

HoopsHype


Dude, where's my Collective Bargaining Agreement?

:D

jtsunami
07-01-2011, 12:09 PM
:laugh:

I thought planking isn't funny because it's racist.

Niro
07-01-2011, 01:19 PM
lmao at dwight and battier

Htownballa1622
07-01-2011, 01:40 PM
TheRealTWill "I'm unemployed as of 30 min ago Imma say what the **** I want #wordaapp"

https://mobile.twitter.com/therealtwill

Terrence williams. Smh

KnicksR4Real
07-01-2011, 01:59 PM
lovin' the thread idea, keep it coming

Romo2Bryant
07-01-2011, 02:12 PM
Dirk Nowitzki


What the heck is nbc doin? Nate berkus show? R u kiddin me? Nadal murray is on. Come on people. This is ridiculous. Nbc is messin it all up

Ty Lawson

Plane delayed 3 times in 3 days WTF

Why does everyone call everyone bro when they don't even kno them

Derrick Williams

Wear so many shades.. They thought I had a lazy eye . Ugh!

Daniel Gibson

SMDH! This burger was suppose to be WELL DONE! The inside was cold. Trinity Restaurant in Hoboken.

godolphins
07-01-2011, 06:30 PM
I thought planking isn't funny because it's racist.

Its funny because he didn't intend to do it unlike Howard who did it as a joke.

Dash
07-01-2011, 07:16 PM
Lol nice thread this is funny ****.

Sly Guy
07-01-2011, 07:35 PM
good stuff, keep it goin, ppl!

Hulk6
07-01-2011, 08:04 PM
LMAO best one yet!

Dwight Howard


he took his talents to south beach but left his hairline in Cleveland lol

3ballbomber
07-02-2011, 01:00 AM
dgranger33 Danny Granger
I can't believe we locked out smh... Now I need a job smh

B'sCeltsPatsSox
07-02-2011, 01:04 AM
Aaron Brooks tweet
Maybe I could be Metta World Peace new psychiatrist...
Gilbert Arenas tweet
i heard a owner tell a player who was making 20 million..i make 5 times ur amount a year..so what u make it pockets change to me
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/754796-nba-lockout-2011-what-the-nba-players-are-saying-and-tweeting

Devils05
07-02-2011, 01:22 AM
CVill tweet (http://twitter.com/#%21/CV31/statuses/86653559847911425)

Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?

DeMarcus Cousins tweet (http://twitter.com/#%21/boogiecousins/status/86527198177136640)

Is walmart hiring?

3ballbomber
07-02-2011, 01:24 AM
Aaron Brooks tweet
Maybe I could be Metta World Peace new psychiatrist...
:laugh:

bulls_world23
07-02-2011, 01:46 AM
Greatest thread ever!!

king_of_limbs
07-02-2011, 02:17 AM
hahaha!

LakersIn5
07-02-2011, 03:17 AM
Start off with Andrew Bogut


Wade:



Shane Battier

LOL for all 3! but special LOL to the nba website

Shortys4711
07-02-2011, 03:28 AM
Steve Nash
NBA lockout day 1: Since player photos've been taken off team websites I'm havin a garage sale of all my suns gear

sunsfan88
07-02-2011, 05:13 AM
^^^Yup and my brother just bought his pre game warm up jacket.

godolphins
07-02-2011, 12:19 PM
Ditk Nowitski swish41

was wondering since there is a lockout, am I still allowed to watch nbatv? Or maybe that's a fine

Rain 816
07-02-2011, 12:36 PM
Ditk Nowitski swish41

lmfao

WolvesJagsOs
07-02-2011, 12:43 PM
Great thread haha.

Master Mind
07-02-2011, 01:22 PM
So are all these players comedians now?

Romo2Bryant
07-02-2011, 01:25 PM
Daniel Gibson

A whale ejaculates 90% of sperm into the female whale. Only 10 enters. & you wonder why the sea so salty

Master Mind
07-02-2011, 01:26 PM
LebronsHairline tweet (http://youtu.be/XZ5TajZYW6Y)

Got Dwight "Middle Finger Head" Howard's High School yearbook picture

http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/6/6f/Goombamovie.jpg

:laugh:

allSUAVE
07-02-2011, 01:42 PM
love the thread but follow me guys @NYSuave

jiggin
07-02-2011, 01:43 PM
players are use to be very busy, these tweet are only going to get worse.

Players will hurt themselves by doing it...#1 rule, keep your situation to your chest in these type of negotiations....NO ONE likes a grand-stander trying to grab attention. You don't see the owners doing this BECAUSE they are professionals and don't try those type of immature tactics in business negotiations.

The Players Union has told the players to shut up and let those at the negotiation table do the talking both publicly and privately...lets see if they listen.

Good luck players...you will need it to stay out of trouble, out of the headlines and keeping you mouth shut as this lockout unfolds.

Scheck
07-02-2011, 01:45 PM
love the thread but follow me guys @NYSuave

hahahaha

what a suave attempt to get more followers...

allSUAVE
07-02-2011, 01:47 PM
hahahaha

what a suave attempt to get more followers...

lols :cool:

godolphins
07-02-2011, 06:02 PM
Spencer Hawes

Already lost 4 balls thru 3 holes. Need to get back to my day job. O wait...
:laugh2:

NYKalltheway
07-02-2011, 06:27 PM
seems like most of these guys are having fun with the long vacations. At least 3/4 of the players are fine financially

topdog
07-02-2011, 06:38 PM
Dwight and Brooks definitely take the cake. But ask Gerald Green where that takes you...

Sidenote: some of these players probably could use a bit of college. I feel like a grade school teacher trying to read some of these guy's tweets. And hey, they have nothing else to do!

godolphins
07-02-2011, 06:46 PM
Lebron James

S/O to Evan. *Heard your boys didn't believe you, ha http://bit.ly/lXvx4i You were awesome yesterday. *Keep working!


He gave him a shout out, kid is now famous.

KingsPhillies
07-02-2011, 07:15 PM
Dwight and Brooks definitely take the cake. But ask Gerald Green where that takes you...

Sidenote: some of these players probably could use a bit of college. I feel like a grade school teacher trying to read some of these guy's tweets. And hey, they have nothing else to do!

:clap: I couldn't agree more.

CavsYanksDuke
07-02-2011, 07:49 PM
That's hilarious LeBron tweeted that kid getting dunked on.

tbone2171
07-02-2011, 07:54 PM
Daniel Gibson

lol

MrfadeawayJB
07-02-2011, 08:07 PM
Daniel Gibson has the funniest imo

smith&wesson
07-02-2011, 08:08 PM
Daniel gibsons tweet was pretty clever.

Lakerhead4ever
07-02-2011, 08:47 PM
didnt know some of these players had a since of humor, like dirk lol

B'sCeltsPatsSox
07-02-2011, 09:16 PM
I like Aaron Brooks w/the Metta World Peace joke though.

Maybe I could be Metta World Peace new psychiatrist...
Gilbert Arenas tweet that may have actually been directed toward him.

i heard a owner tell a player who was making 20 million..i make 5 times ur amount a year..so what u make it pockets change to me

Mataro41
07-02-2011, 09:33 PM
Dirks @swish41
"I was wondering since there is a lockout, am I still allowed to watch nbatv? Or maybe that's a fine"

Too funny

BALLER R
07-02-2011, 09:36 PM
Just goes to show you a lot of these guys have a good sense of humor

mets77
07-02-2011, 10:44 PM
@sky12walker

"Being unemployed sucks....I'm applying at the post office!"
about 1 hour ago via Twidroyd for Android

Master Mind
07-02-2011, 11:45 PM
didnt know some of these players had a since of humor, like dirk lol

Your sig wins!!!!!!

hgtiger32
07-03-2011, 02:56 AM
charles barkley needs a twitter. i can only imagine...

NYKnicksAllDay
07-03-2011, 03:02 AM
Shane Battier's are pretty good. :laugh2:


Dear @NBA, the lockout hasn't even started and I already miss your loving touch. Come back, baby.Can we get some cocktails and talk thisout?


Let's make this work, for the kids....they're gonna blame themselves for Our problems. Cmon. Come back. I'll tell you I love you more #NBA.

RenegadeRiot36
07-04-2011, 12:19 AM
Cant even imagine Barkley with one haha

heyman321
07-04-2011, 09:42 AM
He would say "This lockout is TURRIBLE! I can't pay for my doughnuts."

dodie53
07-04-2011, 10:50 AM
funny.

WorldWideJames
07-04-2011, 10:54 AM
It's funny you should mention this idea because I just started a weekly athlete Twitter funny rumblings post at my blog yesterday, if anyone would be interested in checking it out.

I'm doing NFL and NBA players but the NFL players (aside from Ochocinco and Darnell Dockett), have proven to be a lot less boring. Maybe it's because they had to go to school for TWO years! haha

I'm currently working on all the HTML so it doesn't look so dumb. Unfortunately, you don't get any HTML help with a finance degree...

gsgs49
07-04-2011, 12:14 PM
charles barkley needs a twitter. i can only imagine...


Cant even imagine Barkley with one haha

http://twitter.com/#!/CB34onTNT
I'm not sure if this is the real Charles Barkley though.

godolphins
07-04-2011, 01:08 PM
Lebron James

No matter where my life may take me, there is nothing like being here in Akron. #HomeSweetHome

godolphins
07-05-2011, 03:16 PM
Tracy McGrady

yup, plax will have done more time in jail for shooting his self then this ***** gone do for killin her kid

MagicHero3
07-05-2011, 03:27 PM
hahaha i cant wait to see all the tweets about that trial

AIMelo=KillaDUO
07-05-2011, 04:05 PM
Tracy McGrady

Very true,

godolphins
07-15-2011, 07:21 PM
Dwayne Wade

Gd 2 c that football is gettn closer to their deal..my Bears could use a goal line receiver..MAN only if I didn't have a job..wait I DON'T
:laugh:

Had to bump it for that

Ebbs
07-15-2011, 07:25 PM
Wade playing football makes me laugh. Yea with his injury history him and Urlacher would be playing thud in practice and both be done for their careers lol.

AIMelo=KillaDUO
07-15-2011, 07:34 PM
"I think saw LeBron's hairline up on the 10th row next to Rick Ross" -The Game

jneises21
07-15-2011, 08:05 PM
Gilbert Arenas by far has the best twitter out of the NBA players

Punk
07-16-2011, 12:32 AM
David Kahn:


DavidKahnGM David Kahn
Can I get fined for calling Ricky last night just to hear his voice even though I hung up without saying anything? Hypothetically.



I'm in talks with Prince Fielder's agent, say hello to our new power forward!

:laugh:

B'sCeltsPatsSox
07-16-2011, 12:46 AM
David Kahn:





:laugh:

Kaaaaaaaaaaahhhhn

Goalie31
07-16-2011, 11:40 AM
Sonny13 Sonny Weems

I guess @DeMar_DeRozan works for the front office for the Raptors bc I haven't heard from dude since the lockout started. #seasonfriends lol