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pd7631
06-10-2011, 12:44 AM
Why does Chris Bosh not do his post game press conference alongside Lebron and D-Wade?

210Don
06-10-2011, 12:50 AM
:shrug:

pd7631
06-10-2011, 12:52 AM
:shrug:

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Rego247
06-10-2011, 12:52 AM
cuz if hes sitting beside lebron and wade nobody's gonna bother asking him questions.

majority of the questions are about those two anyways.

fadedmario
06-10-2011, 12:52 AM
Because those two are blood brothers and he's the bastard of the family.

billyocean15
06-10-2011, 12:53 AM
because lebron and wade are butt buddies..they never leave each other's side

LTBaByyy
06-10-2011, 12:53 AM
Bc he is getting traded in the summer










jk

Public Enemy #1
06-10-2011, 12:54 AM
:laugh: Some of these posts are hilarious.

haggis
06-10-2011, 12:55 AM
polygamy is illegal, so they need to stay on the hush-hush.

phantasyyy
06-10-2011, 12:56 AM
Kuz he wants to be "the man" when being asked questions AAHAH

GrantHustle
06-10-2011, 12:58 AM
Cause he's sitting at the kiddy table

ironkobe
06-10-2011, 12:58 AM
only superstars get interview

billyocean15
06-10-2011, 01:00 AM
wade and lebron are seceretly gay. that's why his gf cheated on him with rashard lewis :laugh2:

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 01:01 AM
His busy washing there dishes

WolvesJagsOs
06-10-2011, 01:01 AM
lol, i actually want to know this question, no more sarcasm.

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 01:01 AM
wade and lebron are seceretly gay. that's why his gf cheated on him with rashard lewis :laugh2:

I hate how every time lebron plays bad theres always an excuse

pd7631
06-10-2011, 01:02 AM
Lol, I was looking for a legit answer to the question, but this is turning out much better.

Furymaker
06-10-2011, 01:05 AM
he just want to chill

mttwlsn16
06-10-2011, 01:06 AM
mods please dont close this...the answers will get better and better :laugh:

bosox_mattyice3
06-10-2011, 01:10 AM
Chris Bosh had a threesome with Wade and LeBrons moms. Delonte West might have been there too rumor reports.

jason6692
06-10-2011, 01:12 AM
he always asks to come but they tell him no cus he's not good enough

Rego247
06-10-2011, 01:13 AM
His busy washing there dishes

yup.

GrantHustle
06-10-2011, 01:14 AM
He's icing down his eye after the game

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 01:17 AM
His busy lying to the media that rashard is banging lebrons girl

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 01:18 AM
lebrons girl will never bang rashard. Lebron is in the finals. He must look like a sexy beast to her. considering that he made 50 million this year and is in the finals possibly winning a chip

why would she bang some loser with little money compared to lebron. rashard probably has a little dik because he does steroids

LTBaByyy
06-10-2011, 01:19 AM
His mom signed a persmission slip for him to have his own

MrfadeawayJB
06-10-2011, 01:19 AM
no one wants to sit next to the star of summers next blockbuster, Jurrasic Park: Miami

sep11ie
06-10-2011, 01:20 AM
Cuz he's busy practicing his raptor/ostrich faces in the mirror.

Vdot
06-10-2011, 01:20 AM
becuz he's afraid a reporter might ask the question "you 3 have all gotten to know Shaq one some level in the past....now that he's retired, could you talk about your experiences with him?"

metsbulls1025
06-10-2011, 01:21 AM
Because if Lebron was on Wades nuts any closer he would be his dick.

Rego247
06-10-2011, 01:21 AM
Cuz he's busy practicing his raptor/ostrich faces in the mirror.

:laugh:

AnalyzeNShoot
06-10-2011, 01:21 AM
wants alone time with the reporter. he loves the media and the focus.

JayHunter
06-10-2011, 01:31 AM
Because he's the gentleman of the NBA

metsfan4ever
06-10-2011, 01:32 AM
But everyone wanna be like bosh tho....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--uG4QMlA0

LA_Raiders
06-10-2011, 01:33 AM
Because those two are blood brothers and he's the bastard of the family.

lol

sventhedog
06-10-2011, 01:34 AM
i really don't know but my guess is he didn't like the way miami lost.

LA_Raiders
06-10-2011, 01:35 AM
That sucks, He should ask for a trade. He is the ****** of the Big 3...

He needs to go to a team that he can cry all he wants without having his coach telling all the nation...

LA_Raiders
06-10-2011, 01:38 AM
But everyone wanna be like bosh tho....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--uG4QMlA0

lol, 3rd wheel

Sadds The Gr8
06-10-2011, 01:41 AM
because he's the Rupaul of the NBA.

Rego247
06-10-2011, 01:46 AM
because he's the Rupaul of the NBA.

this.

WarriorFan4Life
06-10-2011, 01:54 AM
if anyone should be traded this summer, it would be lebron based on how he has sucked in the finals! Maybe chuck was right about lebron

GrantHustle
06-10-2011, 01:56 AM
Because Rodney Stuckey did this too him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLix4R-RKY

mttwlsn16
06-10-2011, 02:15 AM
lebrons girl will never bang rashard. Lebron is in the finals. He must look like a sexy beast to her. considering that he made 50 million this year and is in the finals possibly winning a chip

why would she bang some loser with little money compared to lebron. rashard probably has a little dik because he does steroids

lewis contract = avg 19.66666666 mil per year
lebron contract = avg 20.8333333 mil per year

granted lebron makes tons more thru endorsements, but contract wise they pretty much make the same

mttwlsn16
06-10-2011, 02:19 AM
no one wants to sit next to the star of summers next blockbuster, Jurrasic Park: Miami


Cuz he's busy practicing his raptor/ostrich faces in the mirror.


Because if Lebron was on Wades nuts any closer he would be his dick.

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :clap:

CountSackula
06-10-2011, 02:28 AM
He's there. You just can't see him because he's under the table ;)

Sadds The Gr8
06-10-2011, 02:47 AM
He's there. You just can't see him because he's under the table ;)

lol

Il Mago50
06-10-2011, 03:01 AM
Wade and Lebron fear he might start tearing up and breaking into hysterical crying at any moment so they keep their distance post games.

Il Mago50
06-10-2011, 03:03 AM
To any Raptors fans in here, does Bosh just sound different to you? I can't put my finger on it I was saying this to my buddy during game 4, but when he talks off the court and in interviews, he seems like a totally different guy almost as though he had a personality transplant or something..

Illinirob83
06-10-2011, 03:04 AM
Better question is, why does Lebron and Wade share the podium? Who else does this? Lebron that much of a coward to go out there by himself like every other superstar in the game?

Kyben36
06-10-2011, 03:12 AM
shorts story, the big three became the elite two very quickly. at least in boston, nobody was better than one other, here, you can defintily get the fealing that bosh has become the third wheel

meloman1592
06-10-2011, 03:24 AM
These answers are hilarious lol. But seriously, wade & james with the help of the media make bosh look/feel like he's not up there with the other two

Voodoo Alchemy
06-10-2011, 03:57 AM
he can't make the post game interview on time cuz he's still in the shower picking up his soap bar.

WHODAT8o8
06-10-2011, 04:20 AM
Somebody needs to wash their panties

Toxeryll
06-10-2011, 04:26 AM
he was actually under the press conference table giving james and wade bjs

sharqstealth
06-10-2011, 04:55 AM
Actually they all planned to go there at the same time but Bosh always got left behind in the locker because he's still applying make up on his face to get ready for the interview. He's Rupaul did you guys forget?

sharqstealth
06-10-2011, 04:57 AM
and they will look like the 3 stooges when they're all there...

MTar786
06-10-2011, 05:28 AM
if lebron keeps playing like this then next season dwade bosh and mario chalmers will all share the podium

ramz.n
06-10-2011, 06:12 AM
lebron needs his hand held on stage..if you were in his situation...and you had a choice to hold hands with bosh or wade who would you choose?:eyebrow:

cutiepie80
06-10-2011, 08:44 AM
Camera will break if they focus on that grill and neck of his.

jockrider
06-10-2011, 08:52 AM
To any Raptors fans in here, does Bosh just sound different to you? I can't put my finger on it I was saying this to my buddy during game 4, but when he talks off the court and in interviews, he seems like a totally different guy almost as though he had a personality transplant or something..

he turned into a bigger ***** thats all i noticed.

dodie53
06-10-2011, 09:05 AM
he wants to be unique?

blahblahyoutoo
06-10-2011, 01:34 PM
really? this isn't locked yet?

h2r09
06-10-2011, 01:38 PM
i have no seen more lame responses in this thread then i have ever seen.

simple answer, bosh changes and showers quicker then lbj and wade who take like an hour after the game.

smith&wesson
06-10-2011, 01:42 PM
ask yourself if you had bosh lebron and wade infront of you and given 2 questions who would you direct them towards... poor bosh would just be sitting there basically.

j11430
06-10-2011, 01:56 PM
Because those two are blood brothers and he's the bastard of the family.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mjt20mik
06-10-2011, 01:57 PM
Superstars and Allstars usually have separate interviews.

Bubba313
06-10-2011, 02:03 PM
he was actually under the press conference table giving james and wade bjs

I almost laughed out loud really hard and got fired from my job after reading this ****

Bubba313
06-10-2011, 02:07 PM
i have no seen more lame responses in this thread then i have ever seen.

simple answer, bosh changes and showers quicker then lbj and wade who take like an hour after the game.

And this doesn't make you think at all....

Piercefan34
06-10-2011, 02:15 PM
really? this isn't locked yet?

wah, cry about it. nobody likes the Heat get over it and Bosh is an easy target cause he stinks.

But really Bosh aint up there cause they don't allow ostriches on the podium.

Rego247
06-10-2011, 02:27 PM
he turned into a bigger ***** thats all i noticed.

yup.

he turned into an even bigger puss. if thats possible.

melllooo
06-10-2011, 02:31 PM
because lebron and wade are butt buddies..they never leave each other's side

i think its lebron whos all over wade to be honest...

Tony_Starks
06-10-2011, 03:55 PM
Because Lebron and Wade are straight and only associate with the Bosh's of the world on the court......











.... not that there's anything wrong with that!

FriedTofuz
06-10-2011, 04:03 PM
The questions would only be directed to lebron and wade, and therefore why bosh does a seperate interview. It would be awkward just sitting there waiting to be asked a question, and none coming bosh's way.

ILMindState
06-10-2011, 04:12 PM
This is the best thread I've read all week

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 04:17 PM
bosh is preparing them for the flight out. you know wash there jockstraps, clean the dishes, get wade& lebrons clothing ready so he could dress them after the interview.

towlsmoke420
06-10-2011, 04:19 PM
he goes buy dinner so he can spoon feed them after the interview

Dash
06-10-2011, 04:22 PM
He's to busy playing Mike Bibby one on one.

ne3xchamps
06-10-2011, 04:29 PM
Who cares? Does PSD really need another miami based thread?

NOBODY CARES!

Tony_Starks
06-10-2011, 04:32 PM
He's too busy thinking how his career has been over shadowed by 2 different James'..... Lebron and the great Mike!!!

BkOriginalOne
06-10-2011, 04:34 PM
It's a combination of the fact that no one wants to see him as he is not that popular or charismatic.
Also, and probably more true... Lebron and Wade probably tell him the wrong time to show up.

Da Knicks
06-10-2011, 04:36 PM
he is still looking for the wig he once had in toronto?

sep11ie
06-11-2011, 02:52 PM
Cause he practicing his disappearing act during the interviews, instead of in the 4th quarters of games...

omdigga
06-11-2011, 02:55 PM
because he smells

mark1125
06-12-2011, 11:15 AM
bosh is preparing them for the flight out. you know wash there jockstraps, clean the dishes, get wade& lebrons clothing ready so he could dress them after the interview.

I doubt he is washing their jockstraps. Probably sitting in a quiet corner of the locker room sniffing them.

godolphins
06-12-2011, 11:21 AM
because lebron and wade are butt buddies..they never leave each other's side
:laugh2: This, Lebron and Wade are always together

knicks_champ
06-12-2011, 11:31 AM
Because Lebron and Wade sent him to do some chores.

weeman323
06-12-2011, 11:41 AM
He's busy ironing LBJ and Wade's suits, washing their jock strap, and making them dinner. Things that maid do.

YEDN90
06-12-2011, 11:52 AM
He's going over his lines for next seasons Drag Race.

godolphins
06-12-2011, 12:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARwB2nITu78&feature=fvwrel

TO Rapz
06-12-2011, 12:11 PM
Cuz Bosh is the crusty MILF in the family while D-Wade and LBJ are the lesbo teen MILFS who have lesbo sex while making fun of long Germans.

the_jon
06-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Because Bosh is softer than the pasta noodles Bargniani eats before every game.

DeyAce
06-12-2011, 12:22 PM
Why does Dirk hold the microphone?

RapOZo
06-12-2011, 12:26 PM
bosh takes more time in the shower\??:confused:

Yunqn
06-12-2011, 12:31 PM
As a bulls fan and as a life long fan of a team that now is stuck with boozer.. Ill be willing to take chris bosh from miami in a heartbeat.. Hes just in a situation where he loses regardless if he wins..

I know that bosh can never be himself with miami..
I know what bosh is capable of doing nightly(23 & 11) and people tend to forget that that wasnt on potiential thats actually what he was doing.. Its sad to see bulls fans talk **** about someone they begged for before the summer..


Like i said , almost everyone on this site bandwagons and waits til someones down and talks ***** about them..

Boozer to atlanta
Josh smith and bulls 1st to miami
Chris bosh to chicago.. Then go get hamilton or mayo..

BigEric
06-12-2011, 12:34 PM
Bosh buys new coloring books after every game and he's mad that Wade and Lebron always take his xmen and power ranger ones, leaving him with land before time, and we all know how he feels about dinosaurs.

3RDASYSTEM
06-12-2011, 12:40 PM
Not only that, but is it me or does Wade and especially Lebron read off a screen when they answer ?'s, i know things are structured but has it reached the point where they have answers to the ?s they approve of,sort of like an Obama CBS/ABC interview,somebody help me out on this one cause i noticed they look down every 2 seconds or so like they are reading off a screen,if its true,then its where 'amazing' truly happens, the NBA wont even let players speak they rightful mind

ne3xchamps
06-12-2011, 12:53 PM
But everyone wanna be like bosh tho....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--uG4QMlA0

:laugh:

ne3xchamps
06-12-2011, 01:03 PM
Not only that, but is it me or does Wade and especially Lebron read off a screen when they answer ?'s, i know things are structured but has it reached the point where they have answers to the ?s they approve of,sort of like an Obama CBS/ABC interview,somebody help me out on this one cause i noticed they look down every 2 seconds or so like they are reading off a screen,if its true,then its where 'amazing' truly happens, the NBA wont even let players speak they rightful mind

I've noticed that too. Its like a bad news reporter always reading off a telepromt. They should at least try not to make it look so obvious.

knicks_champ
06-12-2011, 01:06 PM
Not only that, but is it me or does Wade and especially Lebron read off a screen when they answer ?'s, i know things are structured but has it reached the point where they have answers to the ?s they approve of,sort of like an Obama CBS/ABC interview,somebody help me out on this one cause i noticed they look down every 2 seconds or so like they are reading off a screen,if its true,then its where 'amazing' truly happens, the NBA wont even let players speak they rightful mind

I read that the papers they have on the tables are stat sheets and some other fact sheets (Names and other stuff)

GoferKing_
06-12-2011, 01:44 PM
lebrons girl will never bang rashard. Lebron is in the finals. He must look like a sexy beast to her. considering that he made 50 million this year and is in the finals possibly winning a chip

why would she bang some loser with little money compared to lebron. rashard probably has a little dik because he does steroids

You know that LBJ did steroids too?