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towlsmoke420
05-25-2011, 11:32 AM
http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/05/confirmed-kim-kardashian-is-engaged-to-kris-humphries/


Thats the guy from the nets

dnewguy
05-25-2011, 11:35 AM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

Gibby23
05-25-2011, 11:44 AM
Up next on E! is the Kim and Kris Show. We are going to know alot more about this guy than we need to.

Bob_at_york
05-25-2011, 11:49 AM
is this news? My girlfriend told me this a couple of weeks ago. I like that this kind of thing gets her mildly interested in basketball.

GunFactor187
05-25-2011, 11:50 AM
Kris Humphries to go beast mode and average a triple double in the next NBA Season.

IDB Josh M
05-25-2011, 11:52 AM
I thought the Kardashians were into black guys?

Double_R
05-25-2011, 11:53 AM
By looking at her resume, I would guess that you could drive a bus through that tunnel.

ManRam
05-25-2011, 11:54 AM
They're going to have epic babies.

Cubsfan365
05-25-2011, 12:15 PM
The ring he gave her is supposedly worth $2 million. Are you ****ing kidding me? Kris Humphries only made $3.2 milllion this season, so I guess he's hoping he gets paid big time in free agency.

ManRam
05-25-2011, 12:18 PM
The ring he gave her is supposedly worth $2 million. Are you ****ing kidding me? Kris Humphries only made $3.2 milllion this season, so I guess he's hoping he gets paid big time in free agency.

He'll get paid.

Sadds The Gr8
05-25-2011, 12:18 PM
he must not know yet that she absolutely sucks in bed. she ****s like a dead fish

AntiG
05-25-2011, 12:20 PM
The ring he gave her is supposedly worth $2 million. Are you ****ing kidding me? Kris Humphries only made $3.2 milllion this season, so I guess he's hoping he gets paid big time in free agency.

20.5 carats :speechless:

ChitownSports16
05-25-2011, 12:22 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

:clap::clap:

AntiG
05-25-2011, 12:22 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

Not too many of us have a wife anywhere close to as hot as Kim is. Not to mention being an extremely rich entrepreneur who also gets tons of cash from endorsements and reality tv.

ChitownSports16
05-25-2011, 12:23 PM
This ***** is butt ugly without makeup... Anyone see her?

GeekInThePink
05-25-2011, 12:27 PM
He can have her, probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Slimsim
05-25-2011, 12:29 PM
anyone else think the kardashians are trying to take over the world. these *****es are everywhere

AllBall
05-25-2011, 12:30 PM
Cant turn a hoe into a housewife. Hoes don't act right.

DeyAce
05-25-2011, 12:31 PM
From Reggie Bush, to Miles Austin to Kris Humphries. Who's next?

Avenged
05-25-2011, 12:32 PM
:confused: don't even know who he is, sorry..

AIsixersFK
05-25-2011, 12:37 PM
I thought the Kardashians were into black guys?

They are. Humphries is half black :clap:

John Walls Era
05-25-2011, 12:39 PM
I thought the Kardashians were into black guys?

Hes half black. :shrug:

KingPosey
05-25-2011, 12:43 PM
:confused: don't even know who he is, sorry..

you talk about sports enough to have 11,000 posts in less than a year, and you have a basketball jersey for your pic, and you dont know who Kris Humphries is?

You just counterfeited yourself man.

John Walls Era
05-25-2011, 12:43 PM
:laugh2: The comments after every article about this is hilarious.

oak2455
05-25-2011, 12:46 PM
I love the guys on here who talk all this **** you probably shoot your load before anything happens.... and she's a Hoe too:laugh:

Tuck&Rolle
05-25-2011, 12:46 PM
Wow he gets to plow that every night. I wish I could titty **** the **** out of her.

iggypop123
05-25-2011, 12:48 PM
she must not have given up the goods for him to propose.

Avenged
05-25-2011, 12:50 PM
you talk about sports enough to have 11,000 posts in less than a year, and you have a basketball jersey for your pic, and you dont know who Kris Humphries is?

You just counterfeited yourself man.

I guess.. Only that I don't have a Nets Kris Humphries jersey AND I don't ever talk about the Nets. My near 11,000 posts (and it definitely has not been less than a year :confused:) do not include the Nets, except for the 2 I have wasted here.

dnewguy
05-25-2011, 12:50 PM
Not too many of us have a wife anywhere close to as hot as Kim is. Not to mention being an extremely rich entrepreneur who also gets tons of cash from endorsements and reality tv.

The headache that comes with the Kardashians will strip 30 years off your life expectancy.

Sadds The Gr8
05-25-2011, 12:51 PM
Wow he gets to plow that every night. I wish I could titty **** the **** out of her.

:laugh2:

td0tsfinest
05-25-2011, 12:55 PM
I guess.. Only that I don't have a Nets Kris Humphries jersey AND I don't ever talk about the Nets. My near 11,000 posts (and it definitely has not been less than a year :confused:) do not include the Nets, except for the 2 I have wasted here.

You really don't know who Kris Humphries is? or you just joking around? He had a surprisingly good season this year.

AllBall
05-25-2011, 12:55 PM
The headache that comes with the Kardashians will strip 30 years off your life expectancy.

So will the STDs.

JRisdabest
05-25-2011, 12:55 PM
im jelly

MrfadeawayJB
05-25-2011, 01:01 PM
At least he didnt settle for khloe like lamar lol

arkanian215
05-25-2011, 01:02 PM
$2.5 million ring supposedly. That's pretty much his entire 2010-11 income (the other part went to taxes).

Sadds The Gr8
05-25-2011, 01:04 PM
:confused: don't even know who he is, sorry..

:facepalm:

arkanian215
05-25-2011, 01:04 PM
You really don't know who Kris Humphries is? or you just joking around? He had a surprisingly good season this year.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to be funny.

yesethe1
05-25-2011, 01:13 PM
At least the Nets will have 1 hot wife in the arena. Good for them though.

PrettyBoyJ
05-25-2011, 01:13 PM
congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

lmfaoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack_Meoff
05-25-2011, 01:16 PM
Hey, more power to him, he gets a beautiful woman thats ready to be a wife and mother, ready to change her image and thats loaded....

SO she has a sex tape, your girl probably does too, just the difference is no one wants to see it lol

8kobe24
05-25-2011, 01:20 PM
Interesting...I guess Humphries likes leftovers.

arkanian215
05-25-2011, 01:21 PM
At least the Nets will have 1 hot wife in the arena. Good for them though.

Beyonce...Sharapova if Vujacic stays (but hopefully not). Dwill's wife is pretty hot too but probably less hot after giving birth recently.

Miltstar
05-25-2011, 01:21 PM
$2.5 million ring supposedly. That's pretty much his entire 2010-11 income (the other part went to taxes).

I'm sure he won't be hurting for money, he's marrying Kim Kardashian, if she wanted a $5 million dollar ring she woulda got it!!! I'm guessing she's in some way paying for part of it herself

Punk
05-25-2011, 01:22 PM
Kris living the life. He's got Kim Kardash and he will get payed nicely this summer.

tbone2171
05-25-2011, 01:23 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

:laugh2:

Hunter48MVP
05-25-2011, 01:25 PM
the Nets will be the 2012 NBA champions

tbone2171
05-25-2011, 01:27 PM
They're going to have epic babies.

:laugh2: @ your sig..just noticed the 2nd ref tripping too!

akagiredsuns
05-25-2011, 01:48 PM
By looking at her resume, I would guess that you could drive a bus through that tunnel.

Is there any tread left or is it like throwing a hot dog in a hallway?

-Stewie Griffin :D

rabzouz 96
05-25-2011, 02:10 PM
This ***** is butt ugly without makeup... Anyone see her?

ya totally, her elbows are way too pointy for my personal standards..

AllBall
05-25-2011, 02:17 PM
ya totally, shes too slutty for my personal standards..

Fixed

ny212
05-25-2011, 02:23 PM
from reggie bush, to miles austin to kris humphries. Who's next?

goldberg!!!!

jneises21
05-25-2011, 02:30 PM
Saw this tweet... I died laughing

Kim Kardashian got engage? I'm guessing black penises everywhere are at half mast.

Da Knicks
05-25-2011, 02:35 PM
Like a dead fish in bed....

Car Ramrod
05-25-2011, 02:39 PM
The headache that comes with the Kardashians will strip 30 years off your life expectancy.

No kidding. They all have roof damage and the shingles are loosening.

numba1CHANGsta
05-25-2011, 02:39 PM
Once teams stop signing Humphries, they will get a divorce :)

Ebbs
05-25-2011, 02:40 PM
Hump had a solid season he is probably worth 4.5-6.5 a year depending on the market to be the first bigman off the bench or a role player.

KnicksR4Real
05-25-2011, 02:46 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

ive seen it.

Tony_Starks
05-25-2011, 06:27 PM
Kanye supposedly smashed to! It'd be funny if he showed up and interrupted the wedding like "Ima let you finish Kris but......"

JWO35
05-25-2011, 06:34 PM
Notable Significants: Kim starred in 1 of the worst sex tapes of all time

12evolution 9
05-25-2011, 06:46 PM
a 2 million dollar ring??? 20 k ring..... didnt she see Blood Diamond... blah women dont care who dies for there diamonds, so you can scratch that out ...
...maybe its just some of em... to clarify.

... ooo well though .. he betz be banging that over used vagina all night and day.

Lim
05-25-2011, 06:56 PM
Id fk the **** outta that big cellulite *** and then shove my **** so far down her throat she begs for mercy

Evolution23
05-25-2011, 07:02 PM
who cares shes washed up

mjt20mik
05-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

I think this is the only post ever of yours that I can actually agree with. Well done sir.

magichatnumber9
05-25-2011, 07:13 PM
You know you all would hit that. I know I would

Confusious
05-25-2011, 07:16 PM
Two annoying ugly people making the news.

Doesn't sound like anything new to me.

Lim
05-25-2011, 07:19 PM
you know you all would hit that. I know i would

+1

mdlr52192
05-25-2011, 07:23 PM
All I gotta say is that Kim has been going Up in terms of whiteness: Ray J, Reggae Bush, Miles Austin, Cristiano Ronaldo (rumored), Kris Humphries.

Voodoo Alchemy
05-25-2011, 07:26 PM
hahaha after she's been with half the nba, nfl, mlb and nhl players, she finally settles on a guy she can control...figures. that veets been beat so many times i don't think there's a condom strong enough to save him.

Tony_Starks
05-25-2011, 07:37 PM
All I gotta say is that Kim has been going Up in terms of whiteness: Ray J, Reggae Bush, Miles Austin, Cristiano Ronaldo (rumored), Kris Humphries.


I think she's working her way up to an official white guy. Next up, Brian Cardinal!!

championships
05-25-2011, 07:37 PM
That sucks for him. From what I've seen, She is a pretty dull **** in bed.

TheHighLife
05-25-2011, 07:54 PM
Kim is ugly, Kourtney is the good lookin girl.

Green Storm
05-25-2011, 07:59 PM
Smart move, she is richer than he is so when they do divorce which they will he will get half of her ****.

Il Mago50
05-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Congrats, not too many of us get to see our future wife's vagina been penetrated by another man in a viral sex tape.

:clap: , there's no way this goes through, Kardashian still has the whole Toronto Raptors, Cleveland Indians and NHL to go through, she's shooting for the female version of WIlt Chamberlin's 4000 women.

Lim
05-25-2011, 08:35 PM
Interesting...I guess Humphries likes leftovers.

lool every girl is left overs.. unless u marry a virgin

Punk
05-25-2011, 08:56 PM
I see some player haters in this thread. Haters gonna hate. There is no way in hell, you would turn her down if you saw her in person and she was interested.

Cali4rnia
05-25-2011, 09:11 PM
Atleast he got the better lookin sister... look at lamar he settled with Chyna.

Lloyd Christmas
05-25-2011, 09:13 PM
She's a smokin hot millionaire. I think getting the herps would be worth it.

DROSE4MVP
05-25-2011, 09:14 PM
Atleast he got the better lookin sister... look at lamar he settled with Chyna.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Dash
05-25-2011, 09:18 PM
Humpphires

nuff nuff

ne3xchamps
05-25-2011, 09:19 PM
who gives a ****? Is this really worth a thread? GTFU. NBA forum keeps on getting better.

faze38
05-25-2011, 09:22 PM
Lets see how long this engagement last this time!

210Don
05-25-2011, 09:24 PM
damn....

IBleedPurple
05-25-2011, 09:36 PM
Idiot

RipCity32
05-25-2011, 09:36 PM
Humphries is actually a pretty decent P/F

jrm2054
05-25-2011, 09:45 PM
good for humps

CountSackula
05-25-2011, 09:52 PM
oh lord.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OZYGGmlAcxM/TKs_9JI6ABI/AAAAAAAAAFo/9Cubokcjhfg/s1600/kim-kardashian-makeup.jpg

ULT WARRIOR408
05-25-2011, 09:54 PM
Kim Kardashian is a high-class-pro-athlete-groupie.

I'm not sure I'd marry her.However I wouldn't mind making an X-rated flick with her like Brandy's lil brother(Ray J)did though.:drool:

First Chloe & Lamar Odom now this.All 3 of the Kardashian girl are fine as hell but these publicity-stunts are gettin annoying.:nod:

I bet the other 1 gets married to a baseball,tennis or hockey player.:D

Cali4rnia
05-25-2011, 09:57 PM
http://joeljames.net/botton-line/lamar-odum-loves-wrestler-looking-biatches WTF was lamar thinking haha :)

CountSackula
05-25-2011, 10:02 PM
http://joeljames.net/botton-line/lamar-odum-loves-wrestler-looking-biatches WTF was lamar thinking haha :)

I once read that men who are attracted to women with strong jaw lines have low testosterone. :whistle:

Chi StateOfMind
05-25-2011, 10:18 PM
I just wanna hit it from the back. Im straight on the marriage part.

Sly Guy
05-25-2011, 10:27 PM
Good man, Hump. Way to bag that sack of Candy!

Sixerlover
05-25-2011, 11:15 PM
Half the NBA is watching their personal sex tapes with Kim and laughing at Hump for buying her a 2 million dollar ring.

Can't turn a hoe into a housewife

NYK4L
05-25-2011, 11:24 PM
Big bOOty lotto!!

Sportfan
05-25-2011, 11:58 PM
Humphdog gettin dat ***

k.smith904
05-26-2011, 12:14 AM
2 million dollar ring?

Guess theres no such thing as a phrey Hump.

Big Game Son
05-26-2011, 01:47 AM
Call Kobe and get him to get Kris as his PF. Think it's possible he'd derail it?

Crackadalic
05-26-2011, 01:48 AM
Ray J should sing at there wedding just for laughs

John Walls Era
05-26-2011, 02:07 AM
Half the NBA is watching their personal sex tapes with Kim and laughing at Hump for buying her a 2 million dollar ring.

Can't turn a hoe into a housewife

I'd still take her over her ugly sister.

CityofTreez
05-26-2011, 02:10 AM
I lost in my Fantasy League, but I finished the year with Kris Humphries, so that meant that I had Kardashian's *** on my squad. Therefore, I won (in someway).

He's got to keep that *** on a Leash now!

championships
05-26-2011, 02:15 AM
oh lord.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OZYGGmlAcxM/TKs_9JI6ABI/AAAAAAAAAFo/9Cubokcjhfg/s1600/kim-kardashian-makeup.jpg

Damn!! Hump has to wake up to that every morning?
She literally has to put a face on to look good.

If I was Kris, Nothin but doggy style baby!!!

rabzouz 96
05-26-2011, 04:51 AM
Two annoying ugly people making the news.

Doesn't sound like anything new to me.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/458/nothitit3jj.jpg

Wrigheyes4MVP
05-26-2011, 05:32 AM
God Damnit...another ****in reality show...****!

Lim
05-26-2011, 03:18 PM
oh lord.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OZYGGmlAcxM/TKs_9JI6ABI/AAAAAAAAAFo/9Cubokcjhfg/s1600/kim-kardashian-makeup.jpg

http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww335/Damntra/2ds2236xq5oj8.jpg

SportsAndrew25
05-27-2011, 11:46 PM
How long will it take for Humphries to eat her *** out?

FriedTofuz
05-28-2011, 01:15 AM
is this news? My girlfriend told me this a couple of weeks ago. I like that this kind of thing gets her mildly interested in basketball.

Arent you soupposed to propose? Congrats to both of you then!.

In regards to this thread, why are people saying vulgar comments and disrespecting women?

King P
05-28-2011, 12:46 PM
Hey, that means Humphries will win a ring. Hopefully on the Nets :pray: