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Anilyzer
03-18-2011, 06:52 PM
Look, we all know that the spectre of teh Illuminati hangs over everything
these days, and is an especial concern to NBA fans. Concern about whether Lebron James is an Illuminati (or illumi-naughty as I sometimes think of them) are absolutely rampant, and with good reason. Lebron has at times been photographed before a game touching his index fingers and thumbs together--making the sign of the triangle, which also has something to do with the Illuminati:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NNwzjGh2m00/TWlco7Ye2pI/AAAAAAAAL-s/yeuW1c4w8Og/s400/Illuminati%2Bcool%2Bpic.jpg

Question: Could Phil Jackson ACTUALLY be the NBA's high priest of the Illuminati? Could he be a part of this secret society that allegedly worships the light of enlightenment or knowledge, aka, conspiracy of badness?

Is it possible that every time we watch a Laker's game, the Laker offense is repeatedly making the sign of the triangle, appeasing and signalling to the Illuminatis and their unknown deities, who may be sitting in the audience or hovering in the spirit realms above the court?? IS THIS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE? And our "corporate" sports media talks endlessly about this so-called "triangle offense", laughing in the faces of middle America the whole time, and heralds Phil Jackson as "the greatest coach in all of history." The triangle offense should really be called the "illuminati" offense, and it should be clear to everybody that Phil Jackson is perhaps the greatest illuminati of our time, hiding in plain sight right in front of us, flaunting his gigantic Kobe-Shaq-Gasol post-up triangles every night. Also the more I look at Pau, the more I notice that he looks like a goat-beast.

GREATNESS ONE
03-18-2011, 06:54 PM
Lmao.

Shonuff
03-18-2011, 06:55 PM
Now this is funny

haggis
03-18-2011, 06:55 PM
its tex winter's offense...

and no.

Atticus Finch
03-18-2011, 06:56 PM
No. Phil Jackson is a stone cutter. His seat it right next to Steve Guttenberg's

GREATNESS ONE
03-18-2011, 06:57 PM
its tex winter's offense...

and no.

:clap:

Raidaz4Life
03-18-2011, 06:58 PM
Can you get banned for threads like these? It is clearly meant to be disruptive.

Gators123
03-18-2011, 07:00 PM
Not funny.

Shonuff
03-18-2011, 07:01 PM
Can you get banned for threads like these? It is clearly meant to be disruptive.

Thank you Buzz Killington.

Mane
03-18-2011, 07:07 PM
I really can't see how it's not

Bruno
03-18-2011, 07:08 PM
:laugh2:

/thread.

hugepatsfan
03-18-2011, 07:08 PM
Please leave this up.

Punk
03-18-2011, 07:08 PM
:laugh:

Explains Ron Artest not understanding it.

Hustlenomics
03-18-2011, 07:13 PM
then this means Kobe isn't Illuminati because he never follows the triangle offense :cool:

F*(&"Next Year"
03-18-2011, 07:19 PM
Yes it is. It's proven

ackar
03-18-2011, 07:19 PM
omfg r u serious?

ESaady
03-18-2011, 07:20 PM
so tupac is alive..

mdlr52192
03-18-2011, 07:21 PM
Finally someone sees the light

ManRam
03-18-2011, 07:21 PM
No.