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sunnydayin'zona
02-22-2011, 11:59 PM
What is it with the jokes? Did i miss something?

Dont close this thread please, i honestly missed where the jokes came from.

Im assuming he was overrated in trade talks or something? What is it? Where do the jokes come from?

AddiX
02-23-2011, 12:01 AM
When they asked Melo about the trade his answer was, "I go where Balkman goes."

sunnydayin'zona
02-23-2011, 12:02 AM
When they asked Melo about the trade his answer was, "I go where Balkman goes."

seriously? or are you just kidding?

hyb152
02-23-2011, 12:03 AM
Balkman was a 1st round pick that's from New York (born there) and was one of those surprise picks. He shouldn't have been picked that high at #20 in the 1st round. The fans booed of course.

Also, some people thought that the knicks only selected Balkman because his agent was also the agent of Lebron James... who was rumored to go to New York back then in 2006 when Balkman was drafted. We all know about the lebron knick rumors... going on since way back then.

sunnydayin'zona
02-23-2011, 12:04 AM
ohh, thats not that funny, then.

i dont understand, haha

The Dream
02-23-2011, 12:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXO7F3ZUg2c

embrace the balkman

heysuckit
02-23-2011, 12:08 AM
When they asked Melo about the trade his answer was, "I go where Balkman goes."


seriously? or are you just kidding?

this is the kind of quote you'll see on someones sig very soon loll:D

AddiX
02-23-2011, 12:17 AM
this is the kind of quote you'll see on someones sig very soon loll:D

That's the truth.:clap:

MDfootball36
02-23-2011, 12:19 AM
Taz

xabial
02-23-2011, 12:20 AM
Drafted one pick ahead of Rajon Rondo (#20) by the New York Knicks. Balkman was never even projected to be a 1st round pick instead he was projected to go in the 2nd round to undrafted. The worst part is this scouting report by nbadraft.net http://www.nbadraft.net/players/renaldo-balkman

He was later trade to The nuggets for a 2nd round pick pick

Underachiever,throughout his whole career, unless you think his 3 year guaranteed contract, and the # he was drafted is overachieving which i Think it is.

Giraffes Rule
02-23-2011, 12:20 AM
Seems to me like it's really just one guy that wants it to be the new thing.

FLMeth06
02-23-2011, 12:24 AM
Balkman is based. #TYBG.

jeter4president
02-23-2011, 12:25 AM
anyone who was at the NIT Final 4 right before Baulkman got drafted knows why he was. i'm convinced Issiah Thomas was in the garden that night lol.

heysuckit
02-23-2011, 12:28 AM
^hey jeter4president does jeter still take it up the butt from clemens? ;p

oak2455
02-23-2011, 12:39 AM
^hey jeter4president does jeter still take it up the butt from clemens? ;p

do you play with your Monkey:confused:

Create
02-23-2011, 12:39 AM
He's bad.

And then people just like to use his name like Monta Ellis.

Lol.

blastmasta26
02-23-2011, 12:44 AM
He sucks, former pick of ours and returned in the Melo trade. I really don't know why the joke started, but it did. It very well may be the next Mike James or Mark Blount. Atleast Monta Ellis is actually good.

hyb152
02-23-2011, 12:46 AM
Can't really blame Balkman though. That was just a bad pick by Thomas. He should have been picked in the 2nd round..................... like Monta Ellis.

jonline87
02-23-2011, 01:05 AM
When sober, Balkman can run the pick and roll by himself. Too bad he's never sober.

To prepare for a game, Balkman wakes up 4 am and sits on a bench until noon.

Balkman eats spaghetti and basketballs for dinner.

Amare Stoudermire dates Balkmans leftovers.

If Balkman bit David Lee, Lee would be missing an arm.

When asked if he minds sharing the stage with amare and Melo Balkman said yes.

Whenever he subs into a game, Balkman automatically gets hit with a technical.

Balkman doesn't do drugs. Drugs do Balkman.

Balkman was originally supposed to play a predator in the film Aliens vs. Predators, but the aliens were found dead before filming began.

The NBA approached Balkman to participate in NBA Cares but he said he doesn't give a ****.

Balkman isnt worried about the new CBA.

Balkman submitted 100 million write in votes for himself to play in the all-star game, but the votes were disqualified because they were written in blood.

Balkman thinks Kevin Garnett is a fake tough guy.

In his spare time, Balkman likes to knit sweaters.

Balkman's sneakers are made from recycled NBA players.

Balkman once got arrested for indecent exposure even though he was fully dressed.

Balkman has no meniscus left in his knees, but he feels fine.

Lebron James and Chris Bosh left their teams for Miami so they could live further away from Balkman.

When Balkman got traded from the Nuggets to the Knicks, the East officially became stronger than the west.

Whatever you do, don't ask Balkman for your autograph.

blastmasta26
02-23-2011, 01:07 AM
^ :laugh:

MalZee24
02-23-2011, 01:08 AM
Balkman hasn't proved anything in his career. But then again, he should have never been picked that high in the first place. There's a reason why teams passed on him.

Just like how they passed on monta ellis.

AddiX
02-23-2011, 01:11 AM
Renaldo Balkman once dunked with his feet.

While he was sleeping....

NYY 26 to 7
02-23-2011, 01:30 AM
^ WOW can we start a whole Balkman thread in the Knick forum.

This is not a joke tho - When we had Balkman we actually did love him because he was the only guy who played hard. It was really sad sad times. No one would play for Isiah - except Balkman.

knicks09
02-23-2011, 01:42 AM
Balkman>>>Scalebrine

blastmasta26
02-23-2011, 01:42 AM
Balkman>>>Scalebrine
Yes. :nod:

believeinNYK
02-23-2011, 01:50 AM
Balkman does looks like predator lol

blastmasta26
02-23-2011, 01:52 AM
The Knicks got Balkman to compete with Bosh.

alexander_37
02-23-2011, 05:03 AM
The Balk is legit one time I saw him eat a basketball.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
02-23-2011, 08:24 AM
Balkman was originally supposed to play a predator in the film Aliens vs. Predators, but the aliens were found dead before filming began.

I spit my drink all over my computer:laugh:

AIRMAR72
02-23-2011, 09:34 AM
Balkman does looks like predator lol
LOL he might be related to sprewell who also resemble the predator they (spree and balkman) almost look alike from a distance and play the same style in the open court I LIKE his effort