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TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:03 AM
Okay, in order to create the perfect NBA specimen lets put together the greatest (and sexiest wink wink honk honk vroom vroom) hypothetical player in the history of everything:

1) legs:

2) arms:

3) muscle:

4) hands:

5) eyesight: (no deal amare!)

6) smile:

7) haircut:

8) leaping ability:

9) sex drive:

10) political stance:


Here are my picks

1) legs: how can you choose anyone other than rudy gay? lean, shaved, strong, athletic

2)arms: kevin durant. its like he's stretch man, except he's not really, but he almost is.

3) muscle: mmm, cant really go wrong here. but im going to go with Bynumiteeeeeee

4) hands: colby all day

5) eyesight: colby. long lashes.

6) smile: gotta go with my main mamba jamba colby captain crunch time bryant

7) haircut: colby circa 2001. second would be colby any other period of time.

8) leaping ability: how can you not say colby? the mans a beast!

9) sex drive: i dont want to answer this one.

10) political stance: whoever agrees with anything my mayne man Geraldo Rivera (or colby) thinks.


go colby!

TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:05 AM
yea thats riTE im DRUNK! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:06 AM
modz close thise thread plz thx

Gators123
01-26-2011, 04:07 AM
Troy Murphy would be sad you didn't mention his nose :(

TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:08 AM
well troy murphy can go to hell! thats what i always say

Sadds The Gr8
01-26-2011, 04:15 AM
legs: how can you choose anyone other than rudy gay? lean, shaved, strong, athletic

lol

Sadds The Gr8
01-26-2011, 04:15 AM
legs: how can you choose anyone other than rudy gay? lean, shaved, strong, athletic

lol

CityofChaos
01-26-2011, 04:21 AM
Im drunk so i can say **** you on the internet!!!!

kingbrentg
01-26-2011, 04:25 AM
I think I should sticky this thread.

TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:33 AM
Im drunk so i can say **** you on the internet!!!!

the propriety of sobriety is for the high and mighty,
so keep that piety in your boring society,
while i screw girls named Hiedi 'til im ninety
and when i choke, die or lose my liver
is only after i toke, try or booze on the shytter.


lets all drink and make a toast to basketball,
especially to colby, and especially to raquetball.

TheHoopsProphet
01-26-2011, 04:35 AM
farewell ol' thread, short and sweet, like my performance in bed

kingbrentg
01-26-2011, 04:40 AM
Enjoy your hangover, sir.