View Full Version : Official NBA Joke thread

01-08-2011, 04:19 AM
Hopefully this can be handled in a mature manner. Simply, post any NBA related jokes here. Try not to take things too personally. I'll start.

LeBron James headed south, meanwhile, his mom is riding West.

I ordered a Chris Bosh shot at the bar, but all I got was a chaser.

01-08-2011, 04:26 AM

01-08-2011, 04:29 AM
The Cleveland Cavaliers

01-08-2011, 04:32 AM
Andray Blatche

D Roses Bulls
01-08-2011, 04:33 AM
I had a thread like this over the summer and MANRAM closed it for his closet love of lebron james :mad:

D Roses Bulls
01-08-2011, 04:35 AM
Last June, former Cleveland Cavaliers and current Miami Heat star LeBron James had surgery to remove a growth on his carotid gland, which produces saliva, in his mouth. This might have explained why James choked in the playoffs the last two seasons.

01-08-2011, 04:42 AM
D-Rose is a top3 PG in the league

01-08-2011, 04:42 AM
Billy was at school this morning in Minnesota and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Engineer, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays basketball for the Timberwolves but I was just too embarrassed to say."

01-08-2011, 04:43 AM
LBJs real reason for taking his talents to south beach was to join up with the cast of the Jersey Shore..he forgot however that the new season was back in Jersey

01-08-2011, 04:47 AM
Whenever Paul Pierce is mentioned as one of the greatest Celtics of all time, Larry Bird breaks a disc

01-08-2011, 04:55 AM
This is just asking for fights.