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unwantedplayer
10-05-2010, 07:52 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Photo-Amar-e-Stoudemire-poses-nude-for-ESPN?urn=nba-274711


um....

NBAkYD
10-05-2010, 07:53 PM
:pity:

NYtilIdie
10-05-2010, 07:55 PM
Ummmm, okayyyyy this is ***king awkward!

nycericanguy
10-05-2010, 07:57 PM
ummmm, okayyyyy this is ***king awkward!

lmao

tangent12
10-05-2010, 08:12 PM
WOW .. what a small wee wee.

Crackadalic
10-05-2010, 08:14 PM
wow ummmmm yea.............

rainbowcow1
10-05-2010, 08:28 PM
:laugh:

AI4MVP
10-05-2010, 08:33 PM
i really dont know what to say yet. ive written a reply down and erased it and repeat and repeat, but i really dont know what to say

SA5195
10-05-2010, 08:34 PM
No comment...

Hawkeye15
10-05-2010, 08:39 PM
mmkay

Cano4prez
10-05-2010, 08:39 PM
Lmfao

hugepatsfan
10-05-2010, 08:40 PM
The Heat index isn't looking so bad right now...

LeBitteNoir
10-05-2010, 08:42 PM
Hey, look, it's a black Lady Gaga!

Swashcuff
10-05-2010, 08:45 PM
this is seriously one of the mos disturbing things i have ever seen in my basketball following life.... urghhhh

JWO35
10-05-2010, 08:45 PM
Fake
&
Gay

lostmymind
10-05-2010, 08:45 PM
:facepalm:

S.J.Basketball
10-05-2010, 08:46 PM
Not much to cover apparently. This picture is just...super gay. And for the love of god that's not homophobic for all you sensitive Nancy's out there.

LeBitteNoir
10-05-2010, 08:51 PM
Not much to cover apparently. This picture is just...super gay. And for the love of god that's not homophobic for all you sensitive Nancy's out there.

Negative Nancys
Sensitive Suzys

Giaps
10-05-2010, 08:54 PM
Damn that is some funny ****

Chicagofaithful
10-05-2010, 08:59 PM
he's clearly not well endowed and i cant believe he would want this pic of all of them they took

avrpatsfan
10-05-2010, 09:00 PM
That's ****ing nasty.

Jays Claw
10-05-2010, 09:08 PM
ESPN is dumb and Stoudemire is dumber. The easiest way to put it without getting too in depth.

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 09:12 PM
He's tucking in like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

td0tsfinest
10-05-2010, 09:13 PM
oh god :facepalm : (http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4481732236_ab8cc4e386_o.jpg)

bears88
10-05-2010, 09:15 PM
My ****ing eyes are burning it hurts so much !!!!

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 09:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_s2BCudOc

J_M_B
10-05-2010, 09:16 PM
uh okay..

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 09:18 PM
Goodbye Horses

Rafer17
10-05-2010, 09:18 PM
This has less to do with the phenomenal photographic work inside than it does the fact that the wicker magazine holder in my bathroom is very, very messy.

:laugh2:

Reading this in public is a no...... :D

Chacarron
10-05-2010, 09:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_s2BCudOc

:laugh:

theducksmuggler
10-05-2010, 09:28 PM
black penis

5ass
10-05-2010, 09:28 PM
is he tucking it between his thighs?

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 09:32 PM
:laugh2:

Reading this in public is a no...... :D

reading this alone would kinda weird too lol

WolvesJagsOs
10-05-2010, 09:36 PM
.....dont really know what to say

cmellofan15
10-05-2010, 09:38 PM
too big to cover with one hand so he tucks it in? I would've just let them censor it instead of humiliating myself and tucking it in.

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 09:41 PM
.....dont really know what to say

Ball.

MrfadeawayJB
10-05-2010, 09:45 PM
That is disgusting.... lmao guess they should say he moved to the "little apple"

soundjunkies2
10-05-2010, 09:49 PM
Awkward..

I have a feeling this is going to be least amount of magazines sold by ESPN.

Robbw241
10-05-2010, 09:50 PM
This is what $100 million gets you

CB29
10-05-2010, 09:51 PM
Lmfao!

still1ballin
10-05-2010, 09:53 PM
:drool:

Hoopsadvocate
10-05-2010, 09:55 PM
HAHHAHA enjoy your new face of the franchise Knicks

elizur
10-05-2010, 09:59 PM
too big to cover with one hand so he tucks it in? I would've just let them censor it instead of humiliating myself and tucking it in.

Cause I am sure Amare cares what other dudes think of his penis.

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 10:01 PM
Cause I am sure Amare cares what other dudes think of his penis.

It sounds like you care what we think about Amare's penis.

gregd111
10-05-2010, 10:01 PM
What a bunch of hypocritical, insecure, ******s to come on here and judge a dudes cackkkkkk.

commonsense12
10-05-2010, 10:06 PM
And the Stereotype is laid to rest........lol

saintdrew
10-05-2010, 10:09 PM
This shows how ESPN is desperate to try and emulate Rolling Stone magazine.

Gah ESPN sucks. This is so awkward and weird.

ShaqShoes
10-05-2010, 10:10 PM
He's no Greg Oden.

*Silver&Black*
10-05-2010, 10:14 PM
And the Stereotype is laid to rest........lol

lol

Cano4prez
10-05-2010, 10:15 PM
He's no Greg Oden.

Lmfao

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 10:16 PM
he's got a dog whistle for a penis

ecorrea
10-05-2010, 10:33 PM
not coverin up too much there amare

Testaverde16
10-05-2010, 10:40 PM
weird...

NYK_kidd77
10-05-2010, 10:42 PM
Super gay. It has to be fake.

levignjw
10-05-2010, 10:43 PM
****ing hot

daleja424
10-05-2010, 10:52 PM
how on earth could amare let them put a photo on the cover that looks like he doesnt have a penis!?!

masalex1205
10-05-2010, 10:55 PM
and the stereotype is laid to rest........lol

+1

Korman12
10-05-2010, 10:57 PM
Yep

zo#33
10-05-2010, 11:01 PM
Steroids gives you a smaller penis. Just saying... :rolleyes:

The Flash
10-05-2010, 11:01 PM
gay

SouthSideRookie
10-05-2010, 11:02 PM
:badidea:

The Flash
10-05-2010, 11:02 PM
how come everybody looked and commented on his penis size.

1-800-STFU
10-05-2010, 11:04 PM
I have a boner.

Gators123
10-05-2010, 11:06 PM
He's no Greg Oden.

:laugh2:

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 11:10 PM
how come everybody looked and commented on his penis size.

cuz he's a 6'10 black man hiding his penis with a pinky

JRisdabest
10-05-2010, 11:10 PM
kendrick perkins should have been on the cover in the same pose

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 11:12 PM
kendrick perkins should have been on the cover in the same pose

I think I now know why ppl say Amare is an undersized Center.

Evolution23
10-05-2010, 11:12 PM
then dont watch

kjoke
10-05-2010, 11:13 PM
i guess amare isnt the the black man working at foot locker

GodsSon
10-05-2010, 11:13 PM
he's tucking in like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.

+1

mully
10-05-2010, 11:15 PM
Ummmm, okayyyyy this is ***king awkward!

and a little gay

mully
10-05-2010, 11:16 PM
cuz he's a 6'10 black man hiding his penis with a pinky

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh:

Ethix11
10-05-2010, 11:20 PM
the knicks are cursed

ldawg
10-05-2010, 11:21 PM
Is this ish real? Why would he do this picture?

netsgiantsyanks
10-05-2010, 11:21 PM
um, this guy is the knicks best player, so what you got to say about it, knick fans??? is that really worth 20 million dollars a year??

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 11:22 PM
So he found out he might be Jewish one day.

Then he finds out he might be gay another day.

I wonder what he finds out next?

Da Knicks
10-05-2010, 11:22 PM
:ouch::ouch:lmao think his tucking!!!!:speechless:

netsgiantsyanks
10-05-2010, 11:23 PM
and yeah, this is the 2nd gayest thing i ve ever seen from a basketball player. the first one is the big baby davis picture after the celtics won the nba finals. self explanatory if you ask me.

HowBoutDemBulls
10-05-2010, 11:26 PM
That is ****ing sick but yeah dude is tucking it back.

Sadds The Gr8
10-05-2010, 11:34 PM
small ****...

no homo

hgtiger32
10-05-2010, 11:35 PM
makes me proud to say i prolly have a bigger downstairs than an NBA star....eh...idk what the **** to say

The Flash
10-05-2010, 11:38 PM
cuz he's a 6'10 black man hiding his penis with a pinky

maybe he's a grower not a shower

29$JerZ
10-05-2010, 11:40 PM
I didn't think the picture would actually be shown lol
Oh man, so that's what's dunking on people.

Geargo Wallace
10-05-2010, 11:42 PM
maybe he's a grower not a shower

Maybe he has a mangina like Old Greg.

Skip near the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg

ShaqShoes
10-05-2010, 11:42 PM
"I was in the pool!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

bedford1829
10-05-2010, 11:43 PM
I dont believe this is true.

First and foremost, ESPN is a public and family oriented network owned by Disney. To have such a potentially controversial picture runs counter to their mission statement.

2nd, I cant see Amare posing in a picture that makes him see so, errrrrrrrrr, inadequate.

For all those who are clearly laughing at his lack of man-hood, I saw only this...........This is a clear case of a guy who tucks. hahahah

ShaqShoes
10-05-2010, 11:44 PM
I dont believe this is true.

First and foremost, ESPN is a public and family oriented network owned by Disney. To have such a potentially controversial picture runs counter to their mission statement.

2nd, I cant see Amare posing in a picture that makes him see so, errrrrrrrrr, inadequate.

For all those who are clearly laughing at his lack of man-hood, I saw only this...........This is a clear case of a guy who tucks. hahahah
It is true lol it's the body issue, this is the second one.

Kyle916
10-05-2010, 11:47 PM
I know this joke has been abused to death, but I'm honestly wondering where his penis is. This isn't about the whole African American stereotype, but this about having something downstairs in general like normal male human beings do. He's seriously covering nothing. A newborn is packing more downstairs than he is in this picture. It's kind of creepy.

bedford1829
10-05-2010, 11:47 PM
It is true lol it's the body issue, this is the second one.

Geez, I stopped subscribing to ESPN the Mag two years ago. Im glad. I quiton the magazine when I quit on the Network because of its bias, pro-Boston outlook. MLB Network / NFL Network / NBA Network for my television sports viewing. As for my sports magazines, I dont subscribe to anything but PSD. Any articles worth reading are generally posted by the wonderful membership of this site.

As for Amare, as a Knick fan my enthusiasm for him has no waned. No way Carmello comes to play with this clown now.

AIsixersFK
10-05-2010, 11:56 PM
Well......I used to think NBA players would literally destroy women. (see shaq's ex wife) But after seeing this pic I feel a lot better about myself

Slimsim
10-05-2010, 11:58 PM
I hope majority of you posters are women. Because you sure are getting into detail about the size of a mans penis.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:04 AM
Obviously the next page of the magazine he will be catching everyone with the goat.

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:05 AM
I hope majority of you posters are women. Because you sure are getting into detail about the size of a mans penis.

Ya we r all women and still have bigger penis' than Amare

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:06 AM
Obviously the next page of the magazine he will be catching everyone with the goat.

:) :clap: hahahha I was caught with the goat too many times coming out of the showers on residence last year.

Slimsim
10-06-2010, 12:07 AM
Ya we r all women and still have bigger penis' than Amare

:facepalm:

Kyle916
10-06-2010, 12:09 AM
Really though... who cares about talking about his genitals.

The fact that it's nonexistent is really disturbing. Either it's an example of bad airbrushing/editing or Amar'e has a tiny (possibly nonexistent) problem.

AIsixersFK
10-06-2010, 12:10 AM
Ya we r all women and still have bigger penis' than Amare

:clap: well done

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:12 AM
Lol its obvious hes tucking. Refer to joke above.

John Walls Era
10-06-2010, 12:14 AM
hahahahahaha

ShaqShoes
10-06-2010, 12:14 AM
Amare has a mangina!

JnasD
10-06-2010, 12:15 AM
well......i used to think nba players would literally destroy women. (see shaq's ex wife) but after seeing this pic i feel a lot better about myself

lmao

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:16 AM
This is gayer than the Kobe pictures from last season. Oh and im saying its gay because of the picture not because of the whole penis issue everyone seems to be struggling with lol.

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:16 AM
Like I said, he's an undersized center.

Rego247
10-06-2010, 12:21 AM
Lol its obvious hes tucking. Refer to joke above.

is that amare or buffalo bill from silence of the lambs?

Apophis
10-06-2010, 12:21 AM
lmao.. That photo cant be real.. I cant see Amare agreeing to a photo this way... The same way everyone in this thread first noticed his lack of genitalia.. I would think he would notice that as well...

swaddell13
10-06-2010, 12:22 AM
thats a 3 finger cover up if i ever seen one... granted his fingers are like lincoln logs

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:22 AM
is that amare or buffalo bill from silence of the lambs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_s2BCudOc

Punkindrublic03
10-06-2010, 12:22 AM
lmfao no way this is real.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:24 AM
is that amare or buffalo bill from silence of the lambs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7ut2A6I5Y skip to 2:00

ShaqShoes
10-06-2010, 12:24 AM
This is gayer than the Kobe pictures from last season. Oh and im saying its gay because of the picture not because of the whole penis issue everyone seems to be struggling with lol.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi :laugh: this is definitely gayer.

Lloyd Christmas
10-06-2010, 12:24 AM
Poor Knicks fans. Calling people out for clowning this guy. Face it fellas, there is nothing you can say to stick up for him right now. Just let it go. Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:26 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi :laugh: this is definitely gayer.

Jeez i forgot how gay the face he made was lol but idk this is pretty gay too.

Rego247
10-06-2010, 12:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_s2BCudOc

lmao, well played sir.

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 12:27 AM
shrinkage, jerry!! shrinkage!

:D

Rego247
10-06-2010, 12:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7ut2A6I5Y skip to 2:00

THAT WAS THE ****!

god i love that movie.

ShaqShoes
10-06-2010, 12:28 AM
shrinkage, jerry!! Shrinkage!

:d
i was in the pool!!

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:31 AM
Lol this can easily get to 60 pages of jokes.

LakersMaster24
10-06-2010, 12:31 AM
umm...just WTF?! lmaooo its the Italian guy, i am telling you people its the Italian guy...XD

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 12:32 AM
Poor Knicks fans. Calling people out for clowning this guy. Face it fellas, there is nothing you can say to stick up for him right now. Just let it go. Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

as long as he doesnt get injured i don't care what he does. if anything, this makes him the man, cause he obviously don't give a ****.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:33 AM
Poor Knicks fans. Calling people out for clowning this guy. Face it fellas, there is nothing you can say to stick up for him right now. Just let it go. Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Actually i see alot of knick fans laughing and making jokes...

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 12:34 AM
Actually i see alot of knick fans laughing and making jokes...

i've been laughing since i saw this ish on pardon the interruption

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 12:35 AM
lmao, well played sir.

YOOO nice boardwalk empire sig. that show is pure dope.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:35 AM
i've been laughing since i saw this ish on pardon the interruption

Me too lol. I dont know where he got that post from.

Edit: Im watching episode 3 to that right now :)

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 12:41 AM
Me too lol. I dont know where he got that post from.

Edit: Im watching episode 3 to that right now :)

i've been enjoying the heck out of it. eastbound and down has been good too.

Lloyd Christmas
10-06-2010, 12:41 AM
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

NYsFinest
10-06-2010, 12:43 AM
people can laugh and make jokes... because it is a ridiculous picture.

But the ones laughing at the Knicks franchise, saying they are cursed and that its funny how they spent 20 million on him are ********. Why would I care about the alleged size of my star players penis?!?! Completely irrelevant to the quality of the signing.

Rego247
10-06-2010, 12:43 AM
YOOO nice boardwalk empire sig. that show is pure dope.

thnx boss. that show is awesome, i cant wait for the next episode. nucky thompson FTW.

Lloyd Christmas
10-06-2010, 12:45 AM
Me too lol. I dont know where he got that post from.

Edit: Im watching episode 3 to that right now :)

It was just a couple of Knicks fans saying people were homos for even looking that long at the photo which I guess is all they can say. I didn't mean every knicks fan.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:45 AM
people can laugh and make jokes... because it is a ridiculous picture.

But the ones laughing at the Knicks franchise, saying they are cursed and that its funny how they spent 20 million on him are ********. Why would I care about the alleged size of my star players penis?!?! Completely irrelevant to the quality of the signing.

Apparently they though we were paying him 2 mill a inch.

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 12:46 AM
It was just a couple of Knicks fans saying people were homos for even looking that long at the photo which I guess is all they can say. I didn't mean every knicks fan.

Well to be honest if your staring at the photo wanting to see his penis that is pretty homo lol. But the picture itself is pretty gay.

Cromedome
10-06-2010, 12:49 AM
39 viewers in this thread...hahahaha.

The Knicks are back.

NYKSpiritBomb
10-06-2010, 12:50 AM
isnt he jewish down the line somewhere? haha :rimshot:

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:53 AM
Amare=Old Greg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJaqAaVhAsg

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 12:55 AM
isnt he jewish down the line somewhere? haha :rimshot:

Ya he circumcised a little bit too much penis.

Chest Rockwell
10-06-2010, 01:05 AM
This was on outside the lines. Patrick Willis, Hanley Ramirez, Tim Howard, and Diane Taurasi all posed nude too, as well some other people. I don't know why this issue exists.

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 01:12 AM
This was on outside the lines. Patrick Willis, Hanley Ramirez, Tim Howard, and Diane Taurasi all posed nude too, as well some other people. I don't know why this issue exists.

Were their genitalia virtually non-existent?

CountSackula
10-06-2010, 01:24 AM
:laugh: didn't open, didn't read, didn't look. :laugh:

NBA-GMaster
10-06-2010, 01:34 AM
:facepalm: :puke:

NYKSpiritBomb
10-06-2010, 01:34 AM
:laugh: didn't open, didn't read, didn't look. :laugh:

:eyebrow: suuuure countSACKula

CountSackula
10-06-2010, 01:40 AM
:eyebrow: suuuure countSACKula

;)

OshGoshKaBosh
10-06-2010, 01:52 AM
Tight....:whistle:

evadatam5150
10-06-2010, 01:55 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Photo-Amar-e-Stoudemire-poses-nude-for-ESPN?urn=nba-274711


um....

Yep nothing for me to see here.. WOW.. :badidea:

And can I add that there is one thing worse than Amare buck ace in that rag and that's Diana Taurasi nekked in that rag.. :puke: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..

Jeff559
10-06-2010, 02:02 AM
Like I said, he's an undersized center. lmmfao

evadatam5150
10-06-2010, 02:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_s2BCudOc

Classic... LMAO

evadatam5150
10-06-2010, 02:05 AM
i've been enjoying the heck out of it. eastbound and down has been good too.

Did you see the last episode when they panned his Mexican penthouse...??

I laughed for a few minutes straight.. It was just straight up wrong some of the crap he had going on in that room.. Good stuff..

1-800-STFU
10-06-2010, 02:07 AM
Shrinkage.

mynameismo
10-06-2010, 02:13 AM
:badidea:

G-Bay New J
10-06-2010, 02:34 AM
Hahahah wow... I never thought I would be bigger than a 6 foot 10 black guy.

junion
10-06-2010, 02:51 AM
yeah we might make fun of him, but at least he has the balls (not pictured) to do it!!!


...and also.. be honest... who else here looked at his crotch when they saw that picture? I did. People are saying it's gay for him to do that... what about you and looking at his crotch?!?!?


hahahha... you got caught.

Kashmir13579
10-06-2010, 02:58 AM
Did you see the last episode when they panned his Mexican penthouse...??

I laughed for a few minutes straight.. It was just straight up wrong some of the crap he had going on in that room.. Good stuff..

LMAO. yea for sure man. the return of janowski was epic as well. the funniest **** i've seen so far was the midget from the first episode. "you want drink beer?"(drips beer on the guys head)

kingbrentg
10-06-2010, 03:15 AM
Why?

Antipod
10-06-2010, 03:15 AM
Wtf?:facepalm:

manny620
10-06-2010, 04:04 AM
Not a good look Amare not a good look:facepalm:

IHeartNY
10-06-2010, 06:11 AM
Hate it. Looks **** in a really ... bad way. Not sure how anyone can make a pic like that public. Uh ... where's my bucket ...

alencp3
10-06-2010, 07:57 AM
Mangina

FOBolous
10-06-2010, 09:15 AM
first thought after i read the title of this thread:

lol wtf?

Brooklyn Mets
10-06-2010, 09:39 AM
madddd creeepy

nycsports2
10-06-2010, 09:49 AM
man..... this is disappointing

Epicfailure
10-06-2010, 09:57 AM
Looks like he should be playing in the WNBA with a wang like that...

EGYSHAQ32
10-06-2010, 10:10 AM
pretty weird

meloman1592
10-06-2010, 10:12 AM
umm i think this is fake but if it isnt................SMH!!!!!!!

Milos--CCCC
10-06-2010, 05:30 PM
wait, is this front cover.....? :O

sep11ie
10-06-2010, 05:38 PM
So thats what a Knickerbocker is...

Rivera
10-06-2010, 05:41 PM
this is thread worthy??

sep11ie
10-06-2010, 05:41 PM
I bet he really gets checked for PEDs now.

Burkey3472
10-06-2010, 05:42 PM
Why Amare :facepalm:

JerzeyFresh
10-06-2010, 05:48 PM
haha amare has a small dick!!

NYK_kidd77
10-06-2010, 05:51 PM
He said it was photoshopped

footballer2369
10-06-2010, 05:52 PM
he has a really nice dick IMHO

The Ooh Child
10-06-2010, 05:52 PM
Nice manpussy Amare

Mplsman
10-06-2010, 06:01 PM
Pause

Wisdom Listens
10-06-2010, 06:09 PM
LOL, 100 million dollars.

0nekhmer
10-06-2010, 06:21 PM
this cant be real.. AHAHA his finger(s) cover his piece

junion
10-06-2010, 06:26 PM
this is thread worthy??

Apparently it is... 12 pages so far... People want to talk about it... Unfortunately, they want to talk about his penis and how much bigger theirs are than his. With Kobe's photoshoot, everyone was commenting about how gay he looked.

Conclusion: most of you guys in this thread are more concerned with penises and being gay than the a the photoshoot. Think about what that means....

I think it's an interesting photoshoot, but I think it's more for attention than for reporting on something. But that's the purpose of these things... Attention and magazine sales, etc.

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 06:41 PM
He was in that pool a little too long.

braveniler58
10-06-2010, 08:12 PM
My guess: He didn't cover all of it, so it was photoshopped out.

Either way, it makes him look really bad. Poor guy. I'm sure he has, at least, an average penis, not an invisible one.

hugepatsfan
10-06-2010, 08:20 PM
people can laugh and make jokes... because it is a ridiculous picture.

But the ones laughing at the Knicks franchise, saying they are cursed and that its funny how they spent 20 million on him are ********. Why would I care about the alleged size of my star players penis?!?! Completely irrelevant to the quality of the signing.

What penis? I don't see one.

CLASSOF72
10-06-2010, 08:23 PM
:puke:

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 08:36 PM
Did he Nip or did he Tuck.... (play on words)

gsgs49
10-06-2010, 09:18 PM
After this pic,I think he should go to play in the WNBA for the New York Liberty!

bears88
10-06-2010, 09:30 PM
trust me he is not the only stupid NBA player to pose nude picture remember Greg oden leak pic that came out on the internet am still having nightmares on that.

NYsFinest
10-06-2010, 10:00 PM
Amar'e says he was "very nervous" about ESPN photo shoot. But happy with result. Concerns about showing too much? "Photoshop," he said.

http://twitter.com/alanhahn


You guys have to realize if it was actually that tiny, he wouldn't agree to do this, so everybody has to calm down with their obsession about it.

kjoke
10-06-2010, 10:06 PM
amare's got a smeat

knicksfan23
10-06-2010, 10:16 PM
he's clearly not well endowed and i cant believe he would want this pic of all of them they took

yo did in that sig that girls bangin

Diewitdaknicks
10-06-2010, 10:19 PM
Umm EWWWWW Can someone please erase my mind?

News24/7
10-06-2010, 10:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAES6Y9Kfw

metsfanssince05
10-06-2010, 10:29 PM
wtf man

Uncle Sam
10-06-2010, 10:38 PM
He has a small PP

HeatBBall
10-06-2010, 10:40 PM
wtf type of reaction did he think he would get for posing like this??? umm I don't know what else to say...wtf???

Uncle Sam
10-06-2010, 10:41 PM
Amar'e says he was "very nervous" about ESPN photo shoot. But happy with result. Concerns about showing too much? "Photoshop," he said.

http://twitter.com/alanhahn


You guys have to realize if it was actually that tiny, he wouldn't agree to do this, so everybody has to calm down with their obsession about it.

Nervous because his PP don't pack a punch

evadatam5150
10-06-2010, 10:46 PM
LMAO. yea for sure man. the return of janowski was epic as well. the funniest **** i've seen so far was the midget from the first episode. "you want drink beer?"(drips beer on the guys head)

LOL.. Yeah midgets are always good for a few laugh..

Best quote from that episode in my opinion is when he's pep talking the ball team..

*Remember, there is no I in team, but there is a U in c**t..!!! So don't be jealous little c**ts... OK.. Let me get the praise and just be satisfied with the fact that you will get the run off pa**che...*

Epic inspirational speaking.. :clap:

jkiddvc20
10-06-2010, 10:55 PM
Hmm sexy

Giants88
10-06-2010, 11:14 PM
:badidea:

ShaqShoes
10-06-2010, 11:40 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/flash/zoomGallery?section=gen&photoGalleryId=5650718
Here's the whole gallary, don't know if it was posted. Some of these are alot worse than Amare. Particularly 11 and 17. 16's pretty gross too.

Geargo Wallace
10-06-2010, 11:58 PM
Some Knicks fans sound like this right now... but about Amare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

arkanian215
10-07-2010, 12:06 AM
http://search.espn.go.com/2010-body-issue/video/6
Tim Howard!!!:flag: