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LastChanceToWin
08-26-2010, 05:52 PM
Dear Bron, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and the team number at the bottom
I sent two contract offers in autumn, you must not-a got them
There probably was a problem with Cleveland or something
Sometimes the city is poor 'cause of no funding or something
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your mother?
Is it a coincidence shes pregnant and Delonte is about to be a father?
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Boobie
I saw the eastern conference game against the C's i'm sorry
I never believed the rumors of you quitting on me
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even went to your high schools games back and thought you were the man
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the dunks you always pull off, that ish is phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Dan

Chorus: Dan
My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I'm
still in the league at all
The power rankings clog up my windows
we getting lottery picks after all
And even if I could, Lebron would stay
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that you did us so bad
you did us so bad...

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Owner,
this'll be the last contract I ever send your ***
It's been six days and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two contracts;
I wrote the salary on 'em perfect
So this is my letter I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Bron, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know greatest player of all time? Michael Jordan?
The one who would never sign with other stars to keep the league non boring?
and all I wanted was a lousy letter, NOW WE REBUILDING
I hope you know I ripped YOUR BILLBOARD DOWN FROM CLEVELAND'S ONLY TALL BUILDING
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you lose I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Bron; {*screaming*}
Shut up *****! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Bron, that's Mo Williams screamin in the trunk
but I didn't trade him, He's staying with us, see he ain't like you
cause if he leaves, we will suffer more, and then we'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost preseason now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out?

asandhu23
08-26-2010, 05:53 PM
no

LastChanceToWin
08-26-2010, 06:31 PM
no

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Kashmir13579
08-26-2010, 06:35 PM
lmao the first 9 lines are hilarious.
edit: i swear to god i busted out when i got to the moe williams part

WingZzz
08-26-2010, 06:37 PM
Fantastic. :clap:

Klivlend
08-26-2010, 06:41 PM
That's pretty good. It was entertaining to read. I could hear the beat in my head.

Khalifa21
08-26-2010, 06:42 PM
The Mo Williams bit killed me :laugh2:

uncleben989
08-26-2010, 06:43 PM
not too shabby lol

godolphins
08-26-2010, 06:45 PM
:facepalm:

Agar81
08-26-2010, 06:46 PM
the part about delonte about to be a father and the mo williams lines were great

Bishnoff
08-26-2010, 06:47 PM
Not bad, not bad at all :D

NBAfan4life
08-26-2010, 06:47 PM
I liked it =D

uptownfan
08-26-2010, 06:51 PM
now you just gotta come up with a verse for lebron's part

HeatBBall
08-26-2010, 06:54 PM
The Delonte about to be a father line is hilarious.

Ray_R
08-26-2010, 07:00 PM
ANy1 else look for the instrumental

Kashmir13579
08-26-2010, 07:00 PM
Ima name her boobie! Rofl!!!!

Chacarron
08-26-2010, 07:12 PM
The Delonte about to be a father line is hilarious.

+1 Very entertaining and refreshing overall.

HouRealCoach
08-26-2010, 07:19 PM
lol record it