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D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:10 PM
Since this is the slow part of the off season. thought I would try something out for fun. list some of the best jokes you have heard or made up yourself about players, or teams in the NBA. Or even the NBA it's self.

some of mine are:

1. The multi-million dollar Chicagoland home of former Bull Eddy Curry is in foreclosure, giving him something in common with his current team the New York Knicks. They both overpaid for something seldom used and hard to move.

2. How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!

3.What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
They both leave when times get tough!

4. In a new reality show, Shaquille O'Neal will face off against athletes in sports he doesn't play. He got the idea after watching the Washington Nationals try their hand at baseball.

5. Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.

6. Kobe Bryant's new shoes are coming out this week. They won't help you jump higher, but if you get into trouble with the law, they will help you walk.

7. Celtics reserve Marquis Daniels has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a miniature replica of his head made out of diamonds. Perhaps the league minimum is a bit too high.

just to name a few. remember all in good fun. now its your turn

B.JenningsMVP
08-11-2010, 09:13 PM
How did Magic Johnson get AIDS??
From Larry's "BIRD"!

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:13 PM
How did Magic Johnson get AIDS??
From Larry's "BIRD"!

lmao...... OH WOW!!!!

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:15 PM
Last week I was walking down the street in miami and i passed by Lebron James. I said hi to him and all of a suddeen a ref came out of the trash can and called a foul on me..

Chacarron
08-11-2010, 09:16 PM
Since this is the slow part of the off season. thought I would try something out for fun. list some of the best jokes you have heard or made up yourself about players, or teams in the NBA. Or even the NBA it's self.

some of mine are:

1. The multi-million dollar Chicagoland home of former Bull Eddy Curry is in foreclosure, giving him something in common with his current team the New York Knicks. They both overpaid for something seldom used and hard to move.

2. How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!

3.What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
They both leave when times get tough!

4. In a new reality show, Shaquille O'Neal will face off against athletes in sports he doesn't play. He got the idea after watching the Washington Nationals try their hand at baseball.

5. Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.

6. Kobe Bryant's new shoes are coming out this week. They won't help you jump higher, but if you get into trouble with the law, they will help you walk.

7. Celtics reserve Marquis Daniels has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a miniature replica of his head made out of diamonds. Perhaps the league minimum is a bit too high.

just to name a few. remember all in good fun. now its your turn

Ouch.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:19 PM
Last week I was walking down the street in miami and i passed by Lebron James. I said hi to him and all of a suddeen a ref came out of the trash can and called a foul on me..

lol...... isnt that true enough

1-800-STFU
08-11-2010, 09:21 PM
The WNBA

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:22 PM
whats the best thing about being a knicks fan?

photoshop

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:22 PM
whats the best thing about being a knicks fan?

photoshop

hahaha

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:23 PM
who would win in a 7 game series between the lakers and heat?

... iduno.. lets ask david stern

JWO35
08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
Warning: -Corny Joke-

Why did the Heat fan call for a Cab?

Because the bandwagon was full...

:cricket:

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
Stephon Marbury signed a contract to play with a team in the Chinese basketball league this week. To the team he signed with, it gives them an opportunity to use his NBA level skills to make a run for the Chinese playoffs, for Stephon, it means he no longer has to pretend he doesn't understand when his teammates yell at him to "Pass the ball."

Jack of Blades
08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
whats the best thing about being a knicks fan?

photoshop

lmao.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
Warning: -Corny Joke-

Why did the Heat fan call for a Cab?

Because the bandwagon was full...

:cricket:

thats actually pretty funny

ManRam
08-11-2010, 09:26 PM
This thread is walking a on a really thin line. Keep it classy, or it won't stay open.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:26 PM
who would win in a 7 game series between the lakers and heat?

... iduno.. lets ask david stern

hahaha

gbrl
08-11-2010, 09:26 PM
a comment i saw on here that cracked me up about jordan and 2k11, is jordan gonna get supertar calls in the game too.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:27 PM
why did shaq sign with boston?

because he thought the td garden was a retirement home

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:27 PM
Stephon Marbury signed a contract to play with a team in the Chinese basketball league this week. To the team he signed with, it gives them an opportunity to use his NBA level skills to make a run for the Chinese playoffs, for Stephon, it means he no longer has to pretend he doesn't understand when his teammates yell at him to "Pass the ball."

lol

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:29 PM
Boston Celtics fans wore Khloe Kardashian masks to distract the LA Lakers players. Unfortunately the sight of a possibly pregnant white woman scared the Celtics players as well.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:32 PM
why does dwyane wade do commercials with charles barkley?

cuz wades scared charles will eat him

sargon21
08-11-2010, 09:32 PM
hahaha this good stuff

1-800-STFU
08-11-2010, 09:32 PM
What is Kobe Bryant's favorite drink?

gRape soda

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:32 PM
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:33 PM
What is Kobe Bryant's favorite drink?

gRape soda

:clap:

1-800-STFU
08-11-2010, 09:33 PM
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd

I love you.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:34 PM
I love you.

:cheers:

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:34 PM
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:35 PM
Ron Artest plans to wear No. 37 this season because that was the number of weeks Michael Jackson's Thriller topped the record charts. It will certainly look better than 00, which is the number of people who bought Artest's last album.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:35 PM
:clap:
what do drose bulls and mtar786 have in common?

they both ran out of material and ran to google

1-800-STFU
08-11-2010, 09:36 PM
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.

So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No." said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the New York Knicks!"
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They never beat anybody."

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:38 PM
Ron Artest has said fans should blame him if the Los Angeles Lakers don't repeat as NBA champs. But not from too close, or he'll beat the crap out of them.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:39 PM
what do drose bulls and mtar786 have in common?

they both ran out of material and ran to google

BOOOO...... actually i have most of my jokes saved in a file. just picking out some of the best ones ive heard.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:39 PM
kobe bryant scored 81 points and NOT once with a white woman against her will

Chacarron
08-11-2010, 09:39 PM
why did shaq sign with boston?

because he thought the td garden was a retirement home

Nice one.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:40 PM
BOOOO...... actually i have most of my jokes saved in a file. just picking out some of the best ones ive heard.

i ran to google when i got to the ron artest one lol

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:40 PM
sorry dwight, had to do this


A Dwight Howard look-a-like stripped for a webcam, causing controversy for the Orlando Magic star. Fans should know that if anyone is going to pull Howard's pants down, it's going to be the Lakers.

Gators123
08-11-2010, 09:41 PM
lol good thread

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:42 PM
The Los Angeles Lakers have become the first NBA team to reach 3,000 wins. The New Jersey Nets trail them by just 2,997.

Gators123
08-11-2010, 09:42 PM
No Greg Oden jokes yet?

Geargo Wallace
08-11-2010, 09:43 PM
MY boys used to joke about Arujo. My boy made his high school bball #55 just for him and we' always go
"Hoffffaaaaaaaaaaaa"

_KB24_
08-11-2010, 09:43 PM
Q: Why did Lebron head south?
A: Because his mom went West.


LeBron James has been invited to host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live in September. And we thought he had a bad supporting cast in Cleveland.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:44 PM
Legendary college football coach Lou Holtz recently gave a 25-minute pep talk to the Chicago Bulls. That should really come in handy the next time they take the field against Notre Dame.

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:44 PM
heres a greg oden joke for u..

greg oden is 22 years old

MTar786
08-11-2010, 09:45 PM
in the 80s and 90's the players in the nba used to talk trash
now they talk yugoslavian

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:46 PM
No Greg Oden jokes yet?

I haven't heard any yet

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:48 PM
Last June, former Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James had surgery to remove a growth on his parotid gland, which produces saliva, in his mouth. This might have explained why James choked in the playoffs the last two seasons.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:49 PM
Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!

thescore53
08-11-2010, 09:50 PM
toronto isnt an american city but play in a american league.lol. i hurt my own feelings

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:50 PM
Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!

I know very harsh

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:52 PM
Allen Iverson made his return to Philadelphia with a teary press conference. He started crying when he was told he'd be expected to attend practice.

dbeastly
08-11-2010, 09:52 PM
Boston Celtics fans wore Khloe Kardashian masks to distract the LA Lakers players. Unfortunately the sight of a possibly pregnant white woman scared the Celtics players as well.

Best one by far.

D Roses Bulls
08-11-2010, 09:53 PM
toronto isnt an american city but play in a american league.lol. i hurt my own feelings

D'OH lol

ManRam
08-11-2010, 09:55 PM
Too much player bashing, team bashing, fan-base bashing and underhand baiting here.

Sorry guys.