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-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 06:59 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365794


Miami has also begun looking at minimum-salary options for its backcourt, with a search that sources say has focused on Heat alumni Jason Williams, Mike James and Keyon Dooling along with Earl Watson.

All I could say is WOW:speechless:

Swashcuff
07-09-2010, 07:13 PM
:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

MIKE "G.O.A.T." JAMES

Thats all they needed.... Next 20 NBA Championships are going to south beach.:win:

marlinsfan24
07-09-2010, 07:14 PM
Any question that the Heat won't be contending next season now?

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:15 PM
Heat>Lakers

If they aqcuire MJ

marlinsfan24
07-09-2010, 07:15 PM
And its the other way around...Mike James has Miami on his radar

camador22
07-09-2010, 07:16 PM
That would be a great addition if Lebron decides not to play the point

camador22
07-09-2010, 07:17 PM
Heat>Lakers

If they aqcuire MJ

Heat are already better then LA. MJ just adds depth

phlp_bj
07-09-2010, 07:17 PM
that will be mike james' team if he goes down to miami for sure

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:20 PM
Heat are already better then LA. MJ just adds depth

Helllllooooo:speechless:We're talking about MJ!:no:

camador22
07-09-2010, 07:22 PM
Helllllooooo:speechless:We're talking about MJ!:no:

Remove MJ from the equation and the Heat are better. MJ is a slightly above average player and a good shooter. I also think Von Wafer would be a good fit.

kblo247
07-09-2010, 07:27 PM
Not the damn, GOAT. Anyone but him please Miami, please.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:27 PM
remove mj from the equation and the heat are better. mj is a slightly above average player and a good shooter. i also think von wafer would be a good fit.

mj=g.o.a.t

Tony_Starks
07-09-2010, 07:27 PM
Well this means the back of Lebrons jersey will say "L. James" because we all know their can only be true James!

Bruno
07-09-2010, 07:28 PM
^haha

GiantYankKnicks
07-09-2010, 07:29 PM
Why doesnt Mike James get his own ESPN Special?

Stunner
07-09-2010, 07:31 PM
O **** :hide:

Fireworld
07-09-2010, 07:31 PM
Is this town big enough for 2 James's?

ugafan
07-09-2010, 07:31 PM
**** the NBA, this is why nobody watches anymore. Fine, Bosh and LeBron go to Miami, but Mike James too?


Bend over, NBA.

nuggetsyankees
07-09-2010, 07:32 PM
He had that 1 good season in Toronto when he scored 20 ppg and had 5.8 apg

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:32 PM
Why doesnt Mike James get his own ESPN Special?

ESPN would blackout due to insane amount of viewers

ugafan
07-09-2010, 07:32 PM
And its the other way around...Mike James has Miami on his radar

Yeah, somebody change the title please.

Tony_Starks
07-09-2010, 07:34 PM
Why doesnt Mike James get his own ESPN Special?



I heard they wanted to do one but Mike insisted that the proceeds be donated to S.M.A.S.H. ( Single Mothers Association of Strippers and Ho's) and ESPN kinda balked at the idea at the last minute.....

lakers4sho
07-09-2010, 07:37 PM
And its the other way around...Mike James has Miami on his radar

:laugh:

Stunner
07-09-2010, 07:37 PM
SuperNanny is the host.

dodie53
07-09-2010, 07:42 PM
payton, malone, shaq, kobe <<< lbj, bosh, wade, mj

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:43 PM
SuperNanny is the host.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wJAfzZsgM

:laugh: I never knew he was on supernanny lol

your post made my day rofl

TheBay30
07-09-2010, 07:44 PM
They tryna get 3 point shooters to replace the 3 amEGOs terrible 3 point shooting.

Hawkeye15
07-09-2010, 07:44 PM
And its the other way around...Mike James has Miami on his radar

hahahaha. THis is good

_KB24_
07-09-2010, 07:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easily their biggest acquisition of the summer! God damn you Riley!

97NYer
07-09-2010, 07:46 PM
That would be a great addition if Lebron decides not to play the point

:facepalm:

zambo4president
07-09-2010, 07:48 PM
This would be too great if he really did sign with them :laugh2:

TheBay30
07-09-2010, 07:48 PM
smh

hawksd911
07-09-2010, 07:50 PM
Is this town big enough for 2 James's?

nope, they better trade Lebron or Mike might decide there should only be on player on the court named James

_KB24_
07-09-2010, 07:50 PM
Their can only be one James in Miami.........

Gotta pack up your bags Lebron.

magichatnumber9
07-09-2010, 07:51 PM
It would be the G.O.A.T and three little ladies. They might surpass Bill Russell as far as rings.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 07:55 PM
I think this was Pat Riley's master plan from the beginning of the regular season.These 3 guys are excellent supporting cast for MJ.

Tony_Starks
07-09-2010, 08:06 PM
One day, some neighborhood kids carried Mike James mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was out of respect!!!

td0tsfinest
07-09-2010, 08:07 PM
Wades town? Its James town and I'm not talking about Lebron.

As for a nickname, the James Gang

xbrackattackx
07-09-2010, 08:11 PM
I wasn't gonna like the heat but if they land Mike James. I will be tempted.

NYtilIdie
07-09-2010, 08:12 PM
And its the other way around...Mike James has Miami on his radar

:laugh:

Whats even more funnier is some people think were actually serious.

Chacarron
07-09-2010, 08:13 PM
I think this was Pat Riley's master plan from the beginning of the regular season.These 3 guys are excellent supporting cast for MJ.

HAHA, I guess that's why all 3 accepted to go to Miami, they heard Mike James would arrive also to take them to glory. Mike James would be very humble if he accepts the league minimum, he is a true winner. :D

xbrackattackx
07-09-2010, 08:15 PM
HAHA, I guess that's why all 3 accepted to go to Miami, they heard Mike James would arrive also to take them to glory. Mike James would be very humble if he accepts the league minimum, he is a true winner. :D

They offered him max, But he wanted to be a good example so he said he would take min. He said he will clear the Nba's name and Bring the Gold home to Miami if Riley got him the pieces thank god he did. Just to let them be apart of him is gonna be a vision.

NYtilIdie
07-09-2010, 08:23 PM
All they need to do now is sign Mark Blount and the Dy-Nasty will be complete.

Although I can't see how that will work, seeing how no team would be big enough to handle the ego's MJ and MB. Both would demand the ball too much and take too many shots, but like the GOAT once said
"They say you miss 100% of the shots you take"-Mike James

Another great quote from da GOAT
""I'm gonna be a terror in this nba for at LEAST the? next 5 years"-Mike James
:worthy: the league has been put on notice

HoopsDrive
07-09-2010, 08:27 PM
If they get Mike THE GOAT James they will have locked the next 5 championships.... wow Riley's masterplan all along, fill the team with a nice supporting cast for MJ!!!

Reyes6
07-09-2010, 08:27 PM
A Mike James Free-Throw counts as 10 points.

gangis2169
07-09-2010, 08:27 PM
Mike Who??? Scrub!!!! they have about 7-9 more slots to fill with BONIFIED SCRUBS!!!

Reyes6
07-09-2010, 08:29 PM
You hold your tongue sir.

omdigga
07-09-2010, 08:29 PM
back then they didnt want me.. now im hot they all on me... MIKE JAAAAAAAAMES

dont act like u dont know the name!!

Reyes6
07-09-2010, 08:32 PM
If Mike James returns to basketball they'll need to make the rim smaller and the hoop higher, or else Wilt Chamberlain's record will be laughably destroyed.

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 08:33 PM
Mike James once took a shot from 85 feet, blindfolded and with one arm tied behind his back...AND MADE IT.

Reyes6
07-09-2010, 08:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k

Better than MLK's speech.

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 08:36 PM
Pat Riley probably read his book: http://www.bookmasters.com/marktplc/02885.htm

Fight for Your Dreams: Memoirs of NBA Star Mike James

Lmao @ NBA star

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 08:41 PM
By the way, how can Miami afford Mike James? Wouldn't he command a max contract? :laugh2:

Hustlenomics
07-09-2010, 08:44 PM
If this is true and they really do get mike james as their starting point guard then we might as well give them the title now

Jays Claw
07-09-2010, 08:44 PM
Mike James to Miami = :faint:

Every other team in the NBA ain't worthy! :worthy:

-Kobe24-TJ19-
07-09-2010, 08:46 PM
By the way, how can Miami afford Mike James? Wouldn't he command a max contract? :laugh2:

he's a winner and takes vet min to put rings on bosh's and lebron's finger.

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 08:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k

Better than MLK's speech.

Lmao he shoots 5-25, then he says "I put the ball in the basket at a high rate."

Hustlenomics
07-09-2010, 08:50 PM
Remove MJ from the equation and the Heat are better. MJ is a slightly above average player and a good shooter. I also think Von Wafer would be a good fit.


He had that 1 good season in Toronto when he scored 20 ppg and had 5.8 apg


Mike Who??? Scrub!!!! they have about 7-9 more slots to fill with BONIFIED SCRUBS!!!


are these guys insane??!:speechless:

goku
07-09-2010, 08:51 PM
if this happen when they announce gthe starting line-up every tv will explode like a dbz scouter

D Roses Bulls
07-09-2010, 08:52 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365794



All I could say is WOW:speechless:

not the goat

Reyes6
07-09-2010, 08:53 PM
Isn't this in the Book of Revelations?

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 08:58 PM
If Mike James had stayed in Toronto, would Chris Bosh have left?

Probably not.

Chacarron
07-09-2010, 09:04 PM
not the goat

That sig is funny.

JakeDelbreezy
07-09-2010, 09:19 PM
Did you know Mike James was the inspiration for Dos Equis The Most Interesting Man In The World commercials?

handle
07-09-2010, 09:27 PM
Heat are already better then LA. MJ just adds depth

A team that has yet to even play a single game together is better than the two-time defending chma, led by Kobe, who has 5 rings? Please ban yourself.

D Roses Bulls
07-09-2010, 09:34 PM
That sig is funny.

yea i tried

OT Thriller
07-09-2010, 09:54 PM
Mike James is the only player in NBA History to score 50 points and save a baby from a burning building in the SAME NIGHT! FACT!

Raoul Duke
07-09-2010, 10:12 PM
Mike James' tears have the power to cure cancer, AIDS, and narcolepsy, but he's never cried...

EDIT: Also, I believe he's on their radar, and not their target.

unwantedplayer
07-09-2010, 10:21 PM
Why doesnt Mike James get his own ESPN Special?

Why?

Because we are not worthy to see his face when he is not playing basketball.

hugepatsfan
07-09-2010, 10:25 PM
Remove MJ from the equation and the Heat are better. MJ is a slightly above average player and a good shooter. I also think Von Wafer would be a good fit.

Have you ever even watched a basletball game. Mike James is a transendent player - it's a shame you're too much of a hater to appreciate that.

Raoul Duke
07-09-2010, 10:52 PM
Anyone who doesn't know that Mike James is the greatest basketball player on the planet has obviously been living under a rock for the last nine years. He's had a choke-hold on the NBA since he burst onto the scene in 2001, and now Miami has finally put together a supporting cast worthy of his services.

dolfan720
07-09-2010, 11:02 PM
they should sign von wafer

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 11:09 PM
Mike James for player/coach.

More-Than-Most
07-09-2010, 11:09 PM
Isn't he the only person to win a world series... a stanley cup... The superbowl and an Nba Championship???? Why did they even waste money on Lebron and Bosh... Should have just went out and got this guy from day 1... Its over. Any hope any other team had will be washed away with this signing.

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 11:14 PM
Isn't he the only person to win a world series... a stanley cup... The superbowl and an Nba Championship???? Why did they even waste money on Lebron and Bosh... Should have just went out and got this guy from day 1... Its over. Any hope any other team had will be washed away with this signing.

Mike James FOR THE WIN.....ohhhhh no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bYSHu9ylMc&feature=PlayList&p=7751539BCEA6262E&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=28

Scrappy Doo
07-09-2010, 11:17 PM
Forget Mike James, the Heat could sign the fat guy from Teen Wolf to play PG and still win multiple titles. :clap:

More-Than-Most
07-09-2010, 11:22 PM
Why doesnt Mike James get his own ESPN Special?

He is to big for espn... There is not a network that can currently hold his greatness. If Mike James were to have a special it would be on the Mike James network Hosted/directed and filmed by Mike James himself all at once. He would take over all stations across the world... Doing so while speaking 12 different languages and signing at the same time. He would come on and explain how he would be coaching the team while playing point and doing commentary. I could hear him now...

Mike james steals the ball... throws it down court to mike Mike James... who then passes it behind the back to Mike James who tosses it off the back Board to Mike James who goes between his legs for the 1080/360/720 insane omg he didn't just do that DUNK :jumpy: :worthy::worthy::worthy:

The crowd would be going wild... There would be 21500 Mike James impersonators holding up Mike James is Jebus signs.

It could happen.

GSW Hoops
07-09-2010, 11:33 PM
The NBA MVP award should be renamed the "Mike James Award."

ILLN355
07-10-2010, 12:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98zAs6sS8yk&feature=related

this is why mike james will not join the heat. he has not yet forgiven dwade

Mochalman
07-10-2010, 01:00 AM
ima be dumb, who is mike james?

Cbast09
07-10-2010, 01:02 AM
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not.

yboord028
07-10-2010, 01:05 AM
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not.

The news report is, however the posts are all entirely sarcastic yet very funny.

LTBaByyy
07-10-2010, 01:08 AM
Oh shoot, if they get Mike GOAT James (MJ) they will officially be the MIAMI Cheat

Lebron will def be the 3rd option!! Dang NBA is crazy lol

JiffyMix88
07-10-2010, 01:09 AM
4 superstars on one team!?!?!?! the nba died 07-10-10

Cbast09
07-10-2010, 01:14 AM
Oh shoot, if they get Mike GOAT James (MJ) they will officially be the MIAMI Cheat

Lebron will def be the 3rd option!! Dang NBA is crazy lol
You really need to slow down on the Miami hate. I mean you take it so personal. Every post you make is hate on Miami. Even before the big 3. They didn't cheat. You try to be the best in the NBA in the off season. That's what they did. This is not Spygate or anything. They did it fair and square.

Jahari Kavi
07-10-2010, 01:18 AM
be better if they went after house or fisher for a backup

LTBaByyy
07-10-2010, 01:21 AM
So are we calling them the 4 kings?

I feel bad for the center left out

Johann
07-10-2010, 01:23 AM
"I believe I'm like wine. Ya know, the older I get, the better Im gonna get"
James. Mike James.

td0tsfinest
07-10-2010, 01:24 AM
So are we calling them the 4 kings?

I feel bad for the center left out

Unless its Mark Blount.

GunFactor187
07-10-2010, 02:15 AM
OMG, imagine if they end up with BOTH Mark Blount AND Mike James?!?!?!?!?!?! Frikkin' Dynasty right there!!!!

C - Mark Blount
PF - Chris Bosh
SF - LeBron James
SG - Dwyane Wade
PG - Mike James

:speechless:

yboord028
07-10-2010, 02:15 AM
OMG, imagine if they end up with BOTH Mark Blount AND Mike James?!?!?!?!?!?! Frikkin' Dynasty right there!!!!

C - Mark Blount
PF - Chris Bosh
SF - LeBron James
SG - Dwyane Wade
PG - Mike James

:speechless:

:laugh2:

JiffyMix88
07-10-2010, 03:00 AM
:laugh2:

thats nothing to laugh about thats just down right scarry! :hide:

greek miami hea
07-10-2010, 03:53 AM
pat riley>>>god :P

Cbast09
07-10-2010, 03:56 AM
pat riley>>>god :P

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

The Raven
07-11-2010, 08:07 AM
If they somehow get Mike James on that team, instant dynasty right there

Niro
07-11-2010, 08:16 AM
Remove MJ from the equation and the Heat are better. MJ is a slightly above average player and a good shooter. I also think Von Wafer would be a good fit.

are you crazy?? mike james is the greatest player to ever touch a basketball...heat can be happy that mr james even considers to join them

Rapthug
07-11-2010, 08:32 AM
Mike James quote will be "Mike James has decided to take my talents to south beach"

Rocco007
07-11-2010, 08:38 AM
Heat are already better then LA. MJ just adds depth

What people don't realize is that alot of Laker Fans secretly worry about motivation going into every year...Players like Gasol, Odom and Bynum are our biggest worries every summer...So the Hype that The Miami Trio and their Fans are creating is music to our ears... You're not going to find alot of Laker Fans arguing over who's the best team in the NBA, we prefer to be the UnderDogs...It's demented thinking but it works for us...
and add Phil's last season as the Cherry on top? I'm uncontrolably giddy right now...lol...

I'm really looking forward to this season...I believe the Lakers start to take shape for a Post Phil Era...
We had a great draft...Stole (2) 1st round talents...Some Muscle and hustle, a big need for us...
Steve Blake adds the PG help Kobe has been lacking for his whole career...
I still anticipate another move or 2...
Bynum finally puts together a Full solid season and starts to challenge DHow as the Top Center in the game...
Believe it or not, The Best is yet to come for this Laker Team...:clap:

Cbast09
07-11-2010, 08:40 AM
What people don't realize is that alot of Laker Fans secretly worry about motivation going into every year...Players like Gasol, Odom and Bynum are our biggest worries every summer...So the Hype that The Miami Trio and their Fans are creating is music to our ears... You're not going to find alot of Laker Fans arguing over who's the best team in the NBA, we prefer to be the UnderDogs...It's demented thinking but it works for us... and add Phil's last season as the Cherry on top? I'm uncontrolably giddy right now...lol...

I'm really looking forward to this season...I believe the Lakers start to take shape for a Post Phil Era...
We had a great draft...Stole (2) 1st round talents...Some Muscle and hustle, a big need for us...
Steve Blake adds the PG help Kobe has been lacking for his whole career...
Bynum finally puts together a Full solid season and starts to challenge DHow as the Top Center in the game...
Believe it or not, The Best is yet to come for this Laker Team...:clap:
The best has already came to LA. Miami has never even been mentioned in the media till now. Your franchise is used to winning championships; ours is an expansion team that won one time. So excuse some of the Heat fans for being excited.

NBA-GMaster
07-11-2010, 08:41 AM
I doubt it..

mynameismo
07-11-2010, 08:43 AM
OMG, imagine if they end up with BOTH Mark Blount AND Mike James?!?!?!?!?!?! Frikkin' Dynasty right there!!!!

C - Mark Blount
PF - Chris Bosh
SF - LeBron James
SG - Dwyane Wade
PG - Mike James

:speechless:

82-0 right there. lol

magichatnumber9
07-11-2010, 08:44 AM
Mike James = Perfection

Rocco007
07-11-2010, 09:20 AM
The best has already came to LA. Miami has never even been mentioned in the media till now. Your franchise is used to winning championships; ours is an expansion team that won one time. So excuse some of the Heat fans for being excited.
---------------------------------------------------------

Miami lost it's expansion tag once you won a title...and your City is host to one of the most popular vacation spots in the world...So you'll get no pitty from me my friend...lol
and again I rather hear the premature Fan confetti talk, LeBron's garauntees and DWade's self proclaimed "3 Greatest Players Ever" on one team...It's fuel to Laker Fire...Do we have any Parades planned this summer? :eyebrow:

BronBron06
07-11-2010, 09:43 AM
Why not also get Joe Smith and Kwame Brown

DAYUM

Miami heat
3- 1st round picks (Joe, Kwame, LeBron)
+
3- of the best buddies combo (Wade, LeBron, Bosh)
+

MJ GOAT
=

NO RINGS FOR KOBE & OTHER NBA TEAMS UNTIL THE CORE PLAYERS ARE GONE

MiamiLoyal926
07-11-2010, 09:56 AM
Not the damn, GOAT. Anyone but him please Miami, please.

These sigs are hilarious!!!

I see them everywhere!!

It's ok... you guys live in the past while us heat fans will live in the present!!

geraptor
07-11-2010, 10:12 AM
Well this means the back of Lebrons jersey will say "L. James" because we all know their can only be true James!

:laugh:

lakers4sho
07-11-2010, 11:28 AM
What people don't realize is that alot of Laker Fans secretly worry about motivation going into every year...Players like Gasol, Odom and Bynum are our biggest worries every summer...So the Hype that The Miami Trio and their Fans are creating is music to our ears... You're not going to find alot of Laker Fans arguing over who's the best team in the NBA, we prefer to be the UnderDogs...It's demented thinking but it works for us...
and add Phil's last season as the Cherry on top? I'm uncontrolably giddy right now...lol...

I'm really looking forward to this season...I believe the Lakers start to take shape for a Post Phil Era...
We had a great draft...Stole (2) 1st round talents...Some Muscle and hustle, a big need for us...
Steve Blake adds the PG help Kobe has been lacking for his whole career...
I still anticipate another move or 2...
Bynum finally puts together a Full solid season and starts to challenge DHow as the Top Center in the game...
Believe it or not, The Best is yet to come for this Laker Team...:clap:

stfu about motivation and all the crap

once the Heat gets Mike James it is DONE. The league should run for cover.

ATX
07-11-2010, 11:43 AM
ESPN would blackout due to insane amount of viewers

:laugh:

goose15
07-11-2010, 12:10 PM
huge

xbrackattackx
07-11-2010, 12:16 PM
huge

that's what she said.

ABOMB_56
07-11-2010, 12:31 PM
LA should be scared now. Just give the title to Miami now, no need to play the season.
Lebron's jersey is only going to say Lebron because Mike James is the only true James on the team

lakers4sho
07-11-2010, 12:35 PM
that's what she said.

to me

omdigga
07-11-2010, 12:42 PM
i heard they wanted mike james to represent the USA BY HIMSELF last olympics.. but he turned it down saying "mike james needs a challenge. this wouldnt be fair to the rest of the world..."

VCaintdead17
07-11-2010, 12:56 PM
I heard that if they get Mike James they'll have to sign and trade Lebron, Bosh and Wade for him.