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Swashcuff
03-07-2010, 12:21 AM
Mike James
Mike ummmmm Wilt Chamberlain who??? I could put up 50 and 20 a game if I really wanted to... ha... easy that's a walk in the park for me.
Mark Blount replied...
Darn I could put up 60 and 30 plus drain 5 threes a game from behind the half IF I really wanted to.

Post yours...

RadiantShot
03-07-2010, 12:24 AM
This could turn messy.

zambo4president
03-07-2010, 12:32 AM
Are you serious?

Raph12
03-07-2010, 02:38 AM
Right....

Mavrix
03-07-2010, 02:41 AM
Wilt Chamberlain: Just ****ed another broad...who's next?

asandhu23
03-07-2010, 03:00 AM
Wilt Chamberlain: God, I love heaven: millions of angels, no STDs.

Sadds The Gr8
03-07-2010, 03:20 AM
:eyebrow:

Ty Fast
03-07-2010, 03:21 AM
Wilt Chamberlain: Just ****ed another broad...who's next?

good one

ko8e24
03-07-2010, 03:22 AM
Ron Artest: I just hoodalized ur ***** @$$

Bruno
03-07-2010, 04:59 AM
Im a "fan" of KD on facebook. He normally starts every post with "Whats good facebook?"
He also always gives props to his opponents and teammates.

JNA17
03-07-2010, 05:01 AM
95% of the players would use twitter....

just saying :D

_KB24_
03-07-2010, 06:02 AM
Hedo: Ball.

ESaady
03-07-2010, 06:03 AM
Monta Ellis: Guys check out the pic of my new moped!

stawka
03-07-2010, 07:13 AM
Im a "fan" of KD on facebook. He normally starts every post with "Whats good facebook?"
He also always gives props to his opponents and teammates.

Dude, I'm so impressed with this kid. He doesn't talk or act hood, and his status updates are always like a "normal" person. He doesn't act like he's above anyone else, and ALWAYS gives props to his opponents or his teammates (Russ with his trip-dub etc). I've grown to like him more because of his down-to-earth updates on Facebook.

KD is awesome :clap:

Jaji
03-07-2010, 10:29 AM
LeBron can't do it all by himself. LeBron is only one man.

Hawkeye15
03-07-2010, 11:43 AM
Al Jefferson: had a killer night at the clubs

SaimoNETS
03-07-2010, 01:33 PM
LeBron can't do it all by himself. LeBron is only one man.

:laugh2:

td0tsfinest
03-07-2010, 02:00 PM
Glibert Arenas is Bored!!!

Ron Artest is "Singing the Thong Song (http://twitpic.com/171vd1)"

xbrackattackx
03-07-2010, 02:02 PM
Glibert Arenas is Bored!!!

Ron Artest is "Singing the Thong Song (http://twitpic.com/171vd1)"

Artest as Sisqo with that silver head haha

jimbobjarree
03-07-2010, 02:58 PM
Dude, I'm so impressed with this kid. He doesn't talk or act hood, and his status updates are always like a "normal" person. He doesn't act like he's above anyone else, and ALWAYS gives props to his opponents or his teammates (Russ with his trip-dub etc). I've grown to like him more because of his down-to-earth updates on Facebook.

KD is awesome :clap:

agreed, even as he's destroying your team you just cant hate the guy

eugene
03-07-2010, 03:22 PM
Eddy Curry: I don't wanna play today maybe i just wanna be paid... NY Knicks!

PistonsFan14
03-07-2010, 03:45 PM
Gilbert Arenas: Guns for sale. 2 for 1. Cant use them anymore my employer prohibits it.

Lebron James: Man these knick fans are fools.. flip on a yankee cap and they are counting the days til im a knick.

Charlie V: Trying just for men on my eyebrows.. or where they should be. If that doesnt work idk what will.. might have to pick up some miracle grow.

Devin Harris: I hope we get the first pick so we draft wall and i get traded the **** outta here.

Oj Mayo: Damn man.. i was gettin payed more at USC... and better benefits.. show me the moneyyyyy

TheKing23
03-07-2010, 03:50 PM
Gilbert Arenas: Guns for sale. 2 for 1. Cant use them anymore my employer prohibits it.

Lebron James: Man these knick fans are fools.. flip on a yankee cap and they are counting the days til im a knick.

Charlie V: Trying just for men on my eyebrows.. or where they should be. If that doesnt work idk what will.. might have to pick up some miracle grow.

Devin Harris: I hope we get the first pick so we draft wall and i get traded the **** outta here.

Oj Mayo: Damn man.. i was gettin payed more at USC... and better benefits.. show me the moneyyyyy

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Best post of the thread :clap:

heyman321
03-07-2010, 04:03 PM
Shaquille O'Neal wants to know, CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FACEBOOK.

HoopsDrive
03-07-2010, 04:04 PM
Gilbert Arenas: Guns for sale. 2 for 1. Cant use them anymore my employer prohibits it.

Lebron James: Man these knick fans are fools.. flip on a yankee cap and they are counting the days til im a knick.

Charlie V: Trying just for men on my eyebrows.. or where they should be. If that doesnt work idk what will.. might have to pick up some miracle grow.

Devin Harris: I hope we get the first pick so we draft wall and i get traded the **** outta here.

Oj Mayo: Damn man.. i was gettin payed more at USC... and better benefits.. show me the moneyyyyy

Rofllll :laugh:

Wade: Help needed. Qualification: needs to be able to play basketball. Dogs accepted.

Nate: same dunks, same result. Champion BABY11! Guys R ez lmao

Greg Oden: be back next year guys! Full strength too! [Blake Griffin has added you to his friend list]

AIsixersFK
03-07-2010, 04:20 PM
Willie Green: I love being paid 4 million dollars a year to suck.

AIsixersFK
03-07-2010, 04:20 PM
Hedo: Ball.

this

Young and Stupid
03-07-2010, 04:22 PM
Delonte: Trains, planes or automobiles - you betta have my donuts. Hot sauce in maaaaah baaaaaag.

GCOOKIE7
03-07-2010, 04:23 PM
Kobe: "Damn I hate going to Colorado!"
"Note to self: Stay away from white girls."

sixer04fan
03-07-2010, 04:23 PM
I'm friends with Sheldon Williams (he accepts every friend request I'm pretty sure), and he's always updating his status about games later that night or about practices... Pretty standard, boring posts. But that's expected - if you don't keep it pg you could get in a lot of trouble as an NBA player..

TheKing23
03-07-2010, 04:45 PM
Shaquille O'Neal is now friends with Gilbert Arenas' wife.

stawka
03-07-2010, 08:11 PM
Delonte West because a fan of Antonio Banderas
Delonte West added a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7lGXylXz0

RadiantShot
03-07-2010, 08:11 PM
Oh boy, I'm asking for it.

http://i46.tinypic.com/29pcmdz.jpg

Bearsfan54
03-07-2010, 08:31 PM
Vinny Del Negro: What the ***** is going on???


During a game

Swashcuff
03-07-2010, 08:33 PM
Vinny Del Negro: What the ***** is going on???


During a game

I know they banned twitter updates but wat about fb??? Hmmmm

Swashcuff
03-07-2010, 08:33 PM
Shaquille O'Neal: Kobe tell me how my ***** tastes!

TheKing23
03-07-2010, 08:34 PM
Oh boy, I'm asking for it.

http://i46.tinypic.com/29pcmdz.jpg

I'll never get bored of looking at that sig.

SA5195
03-07-2010, 08:36 PM
Shaquille O'Neal is now friends with Gilbert Arenas' wife.

Gilbert Arenas: :guns:

iggypop123
03-07-2010, 08:40 PM
mike breen: i should really contain my excitement, people might start thinking im biased

kswissdaf
03-07-2010, 08:43 PM
I'll never get bored of looking at that sig.

Gay?

TheKing23
03-07-2010, 08:46 PM
Gay?

You do realize I was talking about the picture he posted... Where Matt Barnes is getting all up in Kobe's face, and he's backing down.

td0tsfinest
03-07-2010, 08:49 PM
Allen Iverson went from being in a relationship to being single

Reggie Evan is Getting some Nuts

Lebron James:
You have 2 New Friend Requests: Donnie Walsh and Mike D'Antoni

Steve Nash is " I Got a new idea for a new tv Show"
Shaq is " I just signed a deal with ABC about this new Idea I made"

iggypop123
03-07-2010, 08:53 PM
mat barnes: i think i found my self a permanent home here in GS
steve Kerr: hello
Mat barnes: i think the suns love me
Dwight: welcome buddy

Bruno
03-07-2010, 08:58 PM
Dude, I'm so impressed with this kid. He doesn't talk or act hood, and his status updates are always like a "normal" person. He doesn't act like he's above anyone else, and ALWAYS gives props to his opponents or his teammates (Russ with his trip-dub etc). I've grown to like him more because of his down-to-earth updates on Facebook.

KD is awesome :clap:

I'm with ya 100%.

PHX2daDEATH
03-07-2010, 08:59 PM
Josh Howard joined the group 'Sticky icky in DC"

Gilbert Arenas: Will star in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I get married to this two timing ho-bag....." I gots the sticky icky Josh"

Phil Jackson joined the group Gasol is a wimp and

Andre Kirilenko- "Its that time of year, which one of you ladies wants to ride the russian machine gun"

LeBron James joined the group I love New York

Shaquille O'Neal wrote on Tawanna Iverson's Wall

JCboyz23
03-07-2010, 09:05 PM
chris webber -- i still cant believe i called that timeout...

ben roelthlisberger --- willing women only pleasssse

RadiantShot
03-07-2010, 09:07 PM
Michael Ruffin - I thought I threw it high enough. :facepalm:

D Roses Bulls
03-07-2010, 09:10 PM
Matt Barnes: kobe is a *****, he doesnt want nothin to do with me

Swashcuff
03-07-2010, 09:13 PM
chris webber -- i still cant believe i called that timeout...

ben roelthlisberger --- willing women only pleasssse

:facepalm:

ShaunRiching9
03-07-2010, 09:22 PM
Lebron James: Check my stats

TheKing23
03-07-2010, 09:24 PM
Josh Howard joined the group 'Sticky icky in DC"

Gilbert Arenas: Will star in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I get married to this two timing ho-bag....." I gots the sticky icky Josh"

Phil Jackson joined the group Gasol is a wimp and

Andre Kirilenko- "Its that time of year, which one of you ladies wants to ride the russian machine gun"

LeBron James joined the group I love New York

Shaquille O'Neal wrote on Tawanna Iverson's Wall

:laugh:

That one got me.

Swashcuff
03-08-2010, 08:56 PM
Allen Iverson: we talking about practice... not a game, not a game practice!

C_Mund
03-08-2010, 10:24 PM
Andray Blatche is sad...

Goon.Weezy
03-08-2010, 10:29 PM
J.R Smith - Free my ***** Lil' Wayne.............YOUNG MULAHH BABY

ShaunRiching9
03-08-2010, 10:55 PM
Dwight Howard became a fan of stealing nicknames.

C_Mund
03-08-2010, 10:58 PM
Dwight Howard became a fan of stealing nicknames.

haha...yeah, nothing but originals for him!
Dwight Howard- Call me...um...Spiderman? Is there a Spiderman?