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TheKing23
03-05-2010, 06:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPkiOGf71s

The guy does it again... How can anyone doubt his greatness.

Some memorable quotes:


I'm a great locker room guy, i'm a veteran, i've been in this league for over 9 years. I'm a double figures scorer for my NBA career.


I may not be able to do a windmill now, but I can still dunk.

-Kobe24-TJ19-
03-05-2010, 06:37 PM
:worthy:

Raph12
03-05-2010, 06:39 PM
He sounded so sad lol.

RaptorizedKevin
03-05-2010, 06:42 PM
i feel bad. i liked mike james on the raptors. and mike james isnt the greatest of all time.

ElMarroAfamado
03-05-2010, 06:43 PM
:(

-Kobe24-TJ19-
03-05-2010, 06:46 PM
i feel bad. i liked mike james on the raptors. and mike james isnt the greatest of all time.

Don't turn this thread into Mike james vs others thread

Mike James will be goat until the world ends period!

cmellofan15
03-05-2010, 06:50 PM
this mike james **** isn't "cool" anymore.

RaptorizedKevin
03-05-2010, 06:50 PM
Don't turn this thread into Mike james vs others thread

Mike James will be goat until the world ends period!

im not. :confused: okay fine. mike games is the G.O.A.T

clehmun
03-05-2010, 06:55 PM
lol can you imagine his wife? she's been listening to him say that for over "9 years".

jimbobjarree
03-05-2010, 07:01 PM
i feel bad. i liked mike james on the raptors. and mike james isnt the greatest of all time.

hater

TheKing23
03-05-2010, 07:08 PM
this mike james **** isn't "cool" anymore.

Is that you Mike?

clutchski
03-05-2010, 07:19 PM
I'd rather have Darko over Mike James :D

Strumpy
03-05-2010, 07:23 PM
"If you liked me in the past, then you will like me now" :clap:
Mike James has officially put the league on notice.

alencp3
03-05-2010, 07:25 PM
He is a GOAT!

clutchski
03-05-2010, 07:39 PM
He is a GOAT!

That's right, a real goat. :p

29$JerZ
03-05-2010, 07:42 PM
Mike will always go down as the GOAT.

SteveNash
03-05-2010, 07:49 PM
Buy his book:
http://www.bookmasters.com/marktplc/02885.htm

A be sure to listen to his song here:
http://www.mikejames7.com/

Teeboy1487
03-05-2010, 08:06 PM
This thread is unbelievable. If Mark Blount is not the GOAT, then I don't know who is.

29$JerZ
03-05-2010, 08:07 PM
This thread is unbelievable. If Mark Blount is not the GOAT, then I don't know who is.

It's Mike James.

Tony_Starks
03-05-2010, 09:23 PM
Mike James was a secret co-writer of the movie Goodfellas. He's the one that actually came up with the DiNero line "you might know who we are, but we KNOW who you are!"

He's also the only player in the NBA capable of scoring 100 points in a game but "just doesn't want to."

Agar81
03-05-2010, 09:38 PM
why do people think hes so bad. he averaged 20 points in a season...

Swashcuff
03-05-2010, 09:42 PM
why do people think hes so bad. he averaged 20 points in a season...

no one would dare disgrace the G.O.A.T. MIKE JAMES :worthy: by saying he is bad. He is MIKE JAMES!!!!

HoopsDrive
03-05-2010, 09:44 PM
All praise be to Mike James, the only player that can shoot 1.00 from behind the halfcourt line blindfolded but doesn't because it would be "unfair."

:worthy:

Mike THE GOAT James, praise be to thee!

Jaji
03-05-2010, 11:31 PM
All praise be to Mike James, the only player that can shoot 1.00 from behind the halfcourt line blindfolded but doesn't because it would be "unfair."

:worthy:

Mike THE GOAT James, praise be to thee!

:laugh:

Jaji
03-05-2010, 11:32 PM
I'm still torn between Mike James and Brian Scalabrine.

RadiantShot
03-05-2010, 11:44 PM
Obvious GOAT is obvious.

Mane
03-05-2010, 11:51 PM
I don't understand why hes not the biggest free agent of all time..

Swashcuff
03-05-2010, 11:58 PM
7 of the GREATEST MINUTES if my life. I feel so moved. He has inspired me to become the greatest at whatever I want to do. Thank you MIKE JAMES you are truly :worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

Swashcuff
03-06-2010, 12:02 AM
and OMG he is also a WBA certified BOXER. CAN YOU SAY G.O.A.T?

masalex1205
03-06-2010, 12:07 AM
i feel bad. i liked mike james on the raptors. and mike james isnt the greatest of all time.

haha sig worthy

masalex1205
03-06-2010, 12:08 AM
this mike james **** isn't "cool" anymore.

haterz gon hate

Tony_Starks
03-06-2010, 12:09 AM
Mike James is the reason they went to a zone defense in the first place.....

Swashcuff
03-06-2010, 12:11 AM
MIKE JAMES' Book


Summary

The gritty and sometimes funny, yet poignant details of Mike James’ struggle to overcome adversity in pursuit of his dream to play in the NBA is a must read for anyone with thoughts of being the best they can be. Mike details the hard work, determination and constant struggle to make it in a business that many desire but only few succeed. The dedicated, yet often misunderstood star point guard recounts the reality of being traded nine times in an 8-year career and the toll it has taken on his family as well as his psyche. He takes his readers on an emotional rollercoaster, which leaves them cheering for the underdog. Although Mike has tasted success as a member of the 2004 Detroit Piston’s NBA championship team, he still continues his quest for greatness in the ongoing Fight for His Dreams.

About the Author

The unshakable, three-point threat and power guard for the Washington Wizards, Mike James is the epitome of strength and persistence. Often underestimated, Mike has emerged as the triumphant underdog. The first undrafted player in NBA history to average at least 20 points a game in a season, Mike James has proven himself as one of the most compelling and determined players in the NBA today. Mike enjoyed several stellar seasons with both the French & Austrian teams before signing with the Heat in 2001. Since then Mike has played for the Celtics, Bu cks, Rockets, Raptors, Timberwolves and Hornets. His solid presence and fierce defensive game define his notable career. His success includes a NBA Title Championship with the Pistons in 2004. The loving husband and father attributes his success to His Creator. His undying motivation and purpose-driven lifestyle encourage him to be the best man he can be. His personal motto, “Failure is not an option.”

SIMPLY THE G.O.A.T. I mean who else has a personal mottoo?

HouRealCoach
03-06-2010, 12:15 AM
This is the funniest thread ever!

cwilson21
03-06-2010, 12:17 AM
this mike james **** isn't "cool" anymore.

Thank you. This one guy started it about 3 years back, quit doing it, then other "funny people" kept on doing it. Annoying as ****.

rurichie
03-06-2010, 12:37 AM
lol

Ethix11
03-06-2010, 12:50 AM
you know what? im single handedly going to destroy this joke for all of you and mike james is stupid.

HoopsDrive
03-06-2010, 12:56 AM
Thank you. This one guy started it about 3 years back, quit doing it, then other "funny people" kept on doing it. Annoying as ****.


you know what? im single handedly going to destroy this joke for all of you and mike james is stupid.

BLASPHEMERS!

:ohno:

Gun 'em all down in the name of Mike THE GOAT James!

:guns:

Ethix11
03-06-2010, 01:18 AM
BLASPHEMERS!

:ohno:

Gun 'em all down in the name of Mike THE GOAT James!

:guns:

..and it begins. just give me a minute. im gathering all the information. im letting everyone in on this joke once and for all. your all going down.

Jaji
03-06-2010, 01:27 AM
the youngest of seven siblings, james's childhood was not without challenges. Crime, drugs, and violence troubled his neighborhood streets. Lack of social and economic opportunity made urban living grueling and difficult for james and his family. Undirected and uninspired, mike found solace on the courts. More than recreation, basketball became his bloodline and a way to stay out of trouble. james's commitment and daily practice would soon payoff as he was invited to join the amityville high school basketball squad. unmatched and unbeatable, he performed extremely well. Despite his courtside accomplishments and extraordinary talent, no one believed mike would ever play division i basketball. Upon graduation, james proved every naysayer wrong when he earned a basketball scholarship to duquesne university in pittsburgh, pennsylvania.

g.o.a.t.

td0tsfinest
03-06-2010, 01:29 AM
I heard they we're righting the script for the next Space Jam movie. Right now, it's a two man race for the staring role between Lebron James and Mike James.

Ethix11
03-06-2010, 01:32 AM
Basically, Mike James is one cocky SOB. He talks a big game but rarely produces the numbers to back it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k
Hes also extremely stupid. Notice where he says, ¨you miss 100% of the shots you take¨
He talks alot but he doesnt say anything. He always finds an excuse for everything he does wrong. He will never admit that he messed up. ¨I went 5 for 25 but its alright¨. Its always someone elses fault. Then he´ll end up talking about something else that has nothing to do with what they asked him or what you should care about anyway. He just likes to boast himself.
He also seems to think hes some sort of hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtu_Nhg8R3Y&feature=related
He can bore you to death with how good he is and he will even go as far as to lie when hes talking about numbers even if numbers speak for themselves. Also, the last 5 seconds of that interview say it all. Also, checkout mikejames7.com and click on biography to read the most bullshyt resume you wouldnt believe your eyes.

I dont know whats worse. Those who still get a kick out of it after all these years or Mike James himself.. :pity:

JNA17
03-06-2010, 01:40 AM
Mike "GOD" james!!!!!

JNA17
03-06-2010, 01:40 AM
you know what? im single handedly going to destroy this joke for all of you and mike james is stupid.

:pity:

dodie53
03-06-2010, 01:41 AM
hail the GOAT

mvb815
03-06-2010, 01:42 AM
i would refer to him as the goat if he ever once utters

I'M MIKE JAMES *****

ko8e24
03-06-2010, 01:44 AM
Mike James was a secret co-writer of the movie Goodfellas. He's the one that actually came up with the DiNero line "you might know who we are, but we KNOW who you are!"

He's also the only player in the NBA capable of scoring 100 points in a game but "just doesn't want to."

:laugh:

MacFitz92
03-06-2010, 01:56 AM
Mike James...

LeBron can only dream being him.

Meth
03-06-2010, 02:45 AM
who he

roshan3ai
03-06-2010, 02:52 AM
They say that you miss 100% of the shots you take so..
Mike James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k

HoopsDrive
03-06-2010, 02:59 AM
I heard they we're righting the script for the next Space Jam movie. Right now, it's a two man race for the staring role between Lebron James and Mike James.

Just got news from a reliable source.


It would seem that Mike THE GOAT James has indeed acquired the starring gig in the sequel to the highly unanticipated Space Jam movie. The move by Warner Bros seems to have been done in order to cash in THE GOAT's popularity and marketability as THE GOAT when it comes to anything basketball.

In other news, producer Steven Spielberg has confirmed that Mike THE GOAT James will also be directing the movie. Here's what he had to say about this topic:

"He's just too GOAT. I :worthy: him. That would be all."

As a side-note, it is also believed that Mike THE GOAT James will also be producing, writing and providing visual effect works for the upcoming movie.

Finally, in one of the least discussed news regarding this movie, LBJ has agreed to star as the sidekick of Mike THE GOAT James. Here's what he had to say about all of this:

"It is an honor to just be working alongside this incredibly talented person. He can do it all really and all I wish was for me to play in the same team as him next season. Cuz I know no one will ever reach his GOAT level. It's impossible. Also, I :worthy: him."

Source: http://www.truthaboutit.net/pictures/mike-james-cut-you.jpg

Reddd
03-06-2010, 03:42 AM
I can't even imagine basketball without mike

NYK_kidd77
03-06-2010, 04:00 AM
I knicks should just tell Lebron we got someone better than you that we can offer a max now.

Niro
03-06-2010, 04:05 AM
who dat is that gonna beat mike james...nobody he is just the goat

Samz
03-06-2010, 09:47 AM
GREATEST MIKE JAMES QUOTE OF ALL TIME:

"I believe i'm like whine, the older i get the better im going to get"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k - 3:37

Do we really have to say more? With a line like that..... omg wow.....


G.O.A.T.

magichatnumber9
03-06-2010, 10:02 AM
Mike James is the second most articulate player in the league. Monta Ellis would be the first.

KnicksorBust
03-07-2010, 11:04 AM
I'm still inspired 2 play this game. Forget age can he do it. I'm a fine wine and it's only 1 bottle. Just try it and c.
2:56 AM Mar 5th via Echofon My body is preserved I feel good and still workin hard everyday.

The Youtube clip is down so I had to check the twitter. Can't wait for the comeback.

Niro
03-07-2010, 11:30 AM
i actually just traded monta+curry+anthony randolph+2010 first round pick for mike james and fillers in nba 2k10 and still feel like i didnt give up enough for him

bal_ravens
03-07-2010, 11:43 AM
^ Wow, highway robbery. You gave up some scrubs in comparison of him.

Anyway, is it true Mike James is purchasing his own team?

-Kobe24-TJ19-
03-07-2010, 11:48 AM
i actually just traded monta+curry+anthony randolph+2010 first round pick for mike james and fillers in nba 2k10 and still feel like i didnt give up enough for him

Mike James is worth atleast 2 lebron james's

-Kobe24-TJ19-
03-07-2010, 11:56 AM
^ Wow, highway robbery. You gave up some scrubs in comparison of him.

Anyway, is it true Mike James is purchasing his own team?

Lakers???

then they should name it to Los Angeles Goats

Niro
03-07-2010, 02:12 PM
even if he would go to the nets it would be new jersey goats just cuz of mike james

magichatnumber9
03-07-2010, 02:30 PM
People are so quick to talk about Mike James Shooting. Why is that? Haven't they seen his last five games? GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

HoopsDrive
03-07-2010, 02:31 PM
i actually just traded monta+curry+anthony randolph+2010 first round pick for mike james and fillers in nba 2k10 and still feel like i didnt give up enough for him

Wow, you should win GM of the year cuz of that. That's downright nasty robbery. The GOAT for those scrubs?!?! Warriors win ship easy now.

TheWatcher34
03-07-2010, 06:04 PM
Mike Jordan Lebron James

dev0
03-07-2010, 06:33 PM
he was actually really good for a raptors team in desparate need, just a team in transition and Mike James put in a supremely solid season

JNA17
03-07-2010, 06:46 PM
The best there ever was, the best there is, the best there will ever be!!!

b_russ
03-07-2010, 07:16 PM
Basically, Mike James is one cocky SOB. He talks a big game but rarely produces the numbers to back it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k
Hes also extremely stupid. Notice where he says, ¨you miss 100% of the shots you take¨
He talks alot but he doesnt say anything. He always finds an excuse for everything he does wrong. He will never admit that he messed up. ¨I went 5 for 25 but its alright¨. Its always someone elses fault. Then he´ll end up talking about something else that has nothing to do with what they asked him or what you should care about anyway. He just likes to boast himself.
He also seems to think hes some sort of hero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtu_Nhg8R3Y&feature=related
He can bore you to death with how good he is and he will even go as far as to lie when hes talking about numbers even if numbers speak for themselves. Also, the last 5 seconds of that interview say it all. Also, checkout mikejames7.com and click on biography to read the most bullshyt resume you wouldnt believe your eyes.

I dont know whats worse. Those who still get a kick out of it after all these years or Mike James himself.. :pity:


So... What's your point?


Anyway, I was trying to assemble an awesome team on 2k10, you know, Bryant, LeBron, Wade, ect. Then the strangest thing happened. I was all anxious to put Mike James on and as I did my XBox started to shake violently and then it exploded! Mike James=GOAT!

TheWatcher34
03-07-2010, 08:45 PM
----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k <<<<< inauguration speech...Mike James for President!!

Swashcuff
03-07-2010, 08:48 PM
Mike Jordan Lebron James

He is truly the G.O.A.T!

Young2Kinsler
07-19-2010, 08:11 PM
Mike James is even the GOAT on Google.

Faycem
07-19-2010, 08:59 PM
Every single day we have to read 5 or 6 threads about Mike fkcukin James!
I had enough!
Go and post them on his team forum...wait..something is not right about this. LOL

THE REAL GREAT DECISION by Mike James. Only on...Mtv or something.

dodie53
07-19-2010, 09:02 PM
Mj!

TheKing23
07-19-2010, 09:18 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

This thread got bumped because when you type in "Mike James Is The G.O.A.T" into google it's one of the first results.

:laugh2:

SeoulBeatz
07-19-2010, 09:31 PM
i feel bad. i liked mike james on the raptors. and mike james isnt the greatest of all time.

someone ban this guy for speaking such blasphemy

xbrackattackx
07-19-2010, 09:34 PM
this mike james **** isn't "cool" anymore.

UMAD?:confused:

GSW Hoops
07-19-2010, 09:44 PM
Anyone in favor of renaming the NBA Finals MVP the "Mike James Award"?

jackdawson
07-19-2010, 09:46 PM
The dude made it to the nba and made millions and still some punks on PSD makes fun of him who can't even sniff a million over their life-time.

show34
07-19-2010, 10:01 PM
More like a nanny goat

Ray_R
07-19-2010, 10:03 PM
Trogdor>Mike James.

Sixerlover
07-19-2010, 10:07 PM
Mike James doesn't need championship rings. Championship rings need Mike James!

netsgiantsyanks
07-19-2010, 10:09 PM
mike james>lebron james

MacFitz92
07-19-2010, 10:46 PM
I think this whole Mike James was somewhat funny when it was started, but now its not the slightest bit funny and I wonder why moderators allow these kinds of threads.